[Deacon0228]

I'm Cuban, raised/live in Miami and can literally be in south beach within 5 minutes at my hearts content. I will say this, this place is not hard! You just have to know how people roll down here.

As it stands, there's a heavy Latin influence here and culturally its in are blood to live beyond are means. However fake fucks are easy to point out and avoid. Your main goal is to fuck these guys sisters/cousins/we as they'll also be dressed to kill and also sport a small minded mentality.

Socialize as much as you can with the right people, it opens doors. Example, last Friday I strolled by ocean and decided to tap into the Clevelander(tourist trap) I asked for the manager, after some chatting Ethan lets me in for free, gets me a drink and proceeds to connect me with Christina whose in charge of marketing for events. We exchange numbers and she recently sent me a text asking if I wanted to hang out again this weekend. The place was a cockfest so I bounced right after.
This was only possible because I had the mentality of I don't need this place and dressed sharp. Proof: While I was walking out I forgot I had a drink in my hand, bouncer stops and says "ill let you walk out with the drink but ill have to take that blazer off your hands man"

Sobe is doable on a limited budget, you just have to know when to drop the money and when not to.

[Merenguero]

(11-13-2013 10:47 AM)Deacon0228 Wrote:  

I'm Cuban, raised/live in Miami and can literally be in south beach within 5 minutes at my hearts content. I will say this, this place is not hard! You just have to know how people roll down here.

As it stands, there's a heavy Latin influence here and culturally its in are blood to live beyond are means. However fake fucks are easy to point out and avoid. Your main goal is to fuck these guys sisters/cousins/we as they'll also be dressed to kill and also sport a small minded mentality.

Socialize as much as you can with the right people, it opens doors. Example, last Friday I strolled by ocean and decided to tap into the Clevelander(tourist trap) I asked for the manager, after some chatting Ethan lets me in for free, gets me a drink and proceeds to connect me with Christina whose in charge of marketing for events. We exchange numbers and she recently sent me a text asking if I wanted to hang out again this weekend. The place was a cockfest so I bounced right after.
This was only possible because I had the mentality of I don't need this place and dressed sharp. Proof: While I was walking out I forgot I had a drink in my hand, bouncer stops and says "ill let you walk out with the drink but ill have to take that blazer off your hands man"

Sobe is doable on a limited budget, you just have to know when to drop the money and when not to.

Good post, but I've never known there to be a cover at the Clevelander. Is that something new?

[InternationPlayboy]

The Clevelander will usually only charge cover on really busy nights. It's strange they'd charge a cover this time of year though. Typically the most they'll charge is $10 unless it's WMC or something. You're right, it's all about making connections in Miami.

[Merenguero]

(11-13-2013 01:40 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

The Clevelander will usually only charge cover on really busy nights. It's strange they'd charge a cover this time of year though. Typically the most they'll charge is $10 unless it's WMC or something. You're right, it's all about making connections in Miami.

That makes sense. They sometimes have events at a rooftop bar, although I don't remember there being a cover there either. I always thought the Clevelander had a lot of potential due to the set-up and open air nature of the place, but I rarely see great talent there. What I usually do is walk in (there has never been a cover), take a tour, and if there is little or no talent, simply leave and move on. It takes about five minutes out of my life.

[InternationPlayboy]

Haha! Yeah the cleve is a tourist trap for sure, but I've seen some ridiculous tallent there. I guess I'll just come out and say it with the chance of breaking my anonymity (though they probably go through 1000 + workers a year anyways), I used to work there. I never even got a chance to party there because they wouldn't let us, and had I been given the chance I doubt that I would party there anyways, but I had a fucking blast working there. Coolest job I ever had and the money was great. There were times, especially during rooftop parties were ever few minutes, a new girl would come in that would just drop your jaw. The tallent gets ridiculous around WMC and peak season. Shit, some of the waitresses alone when I worked there were smoke shows themselves. A few girls who worked there were in rap videos, pornos, all sorts of different model gigs. I remember multiple times coming in and my boy would say, "yo come check this out. See that waitress over there." He'd show me a video on his phone of one of our waitresses sucking a mean dick and getting a load shot in her face, or one of them getting the slut smashed out of her. Girls would come in all the time and want to hang out. What a great gig to have on south beach for a 25 year old man.

[warder]

(11-13-2013 10:09 AM)TheChi Wrote:  

(11-11-2013 10:15 PM)warder Wrote:  

Good timing on this thread. Appreciate all the knowledge everyone is dropping.

I'm headed to Miami for 5 nights next weekend. Thursday-Tuesday. Got a pretty sweet 1 bdrm through AirBnB on 17th and Collins, with a balcony that looks over the beach. Staying there Thur-Sun, then crashing at a buddies house Sunday and Monday.

My nights will probably be a mix of going out solo and meeting up with friends. I don't have a crazy bank roll, but can spend a few hundred in a night if it looks like it will be worth it. My game is solid. I crush 7's in NYC with relative ease (and sometimes's 8's & 9's), and have traveled and gamed solo with good results in Playa Del Carmen, Rio, and Bangkok.

If I get any good stories or info to share, will definitely post it up here.

This should be fun.

If you need a wing Thursday I'll be there for the whole weekend. I'm solo Thursday then my buddy gets in Friday, going to be staying in SoBe. Hit me up, let's kill it.

Hey man. Just sent you a PM. I'm from Miami originally, so will be meeting up with friends off and on, but also likely solo Thursday night. So let's make that happen at the least.

Looking forward to it.

[MidniteSpecial]

I need to find some winter jobs in Miami.

I've been once. I fell in love within my first ten minutes of being there and I was inside a cvs store.

I ended up broken down on the side of the road in a jaguar x type with another chick, a boxing ring girl.

It was her car and she had a blow out. I tried to change the tire but I couldn't get it off. Finally tow guy comes and he can't get it off either. It was a custom rim and required some extra shit to get off.

So we had to wait for a flat bed tow truck to come. It took about three hours but I banged her out at like 6 in the morning broken down on the side of the road waiting!!!

My one bang in MIA! She was bad too!!!

[Vitriol]

On Friday night a couple of my friends who I had not seen in several months were around and they really wanted to go out on SOUF BEACH, so I ended up there for the first time in several months.

I was at the Delano buying the $20 drinks that were discussed--they're actually $19 with the tip included and they sell Amstel Light in cans for like $10 if you wanna save some money. There were some extremely high quality girls there. If your main concern is quality it's probably worth blowing the extra money on drinks. However, pretty much all of the most attractive girls were already with dudes so I'm not sure if it would've been possible to bang them. One of the girls serving drinks there was a model from Ukraine who would probably be an 8-10 on most guy's scales depending on who you asked. My friends got some cake when they were drunk and they were giving her some, she was like "I'm on a diet I shouldn't be doing this." I could tell the bitch was probably starving herself with how ravenously she started to eat it. It seemed that she also had a husband based on some baited questions I asked (marriage at a young age is probably more common in Eastern Europe).

We ended up at the foxhole pretty late, my friends wanted to go despite my protests. It was pretty much a sausage fest with the only girls in there already with large groups of guys.

I still like the rest of Miami a lot better, but if you really want to try to pull models or top notch girls go to the high end venues and buy the $20 drinks.

[MidniteSpecial]

^^^^ can't I just talk to them on the street? Or in a cvs?

[InternationPlayboy]

$20 a drink on south beach is pretty much the norm. Whether you go clubs or high end places you're paying $20. The only places you aren't are the few pubs and bars. Restaurants are a little cheaper, but any club or lounge worth going to is 20 a pop.

[thegmanifesto]

(11-13-2013 08:50 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  

On Friday night a couple of my friends who I had not seen in several months were around and they really wanted to go out on SOUF BEACH, so I ended up there for the first time in several months.

I was at the Delano buying the $20 drinks that were discussed--they're actually $19 with the tip included and they sell Amstel Light in cans for like $10 if you wanna save some money. There were some extremely high quality girls there. If your main concern is quality it's probably worth blowing the extra money on drinks. However, pretty much all of the most attractive girls were already with dudes so I'm not sure if it would've been possible to bang them. One of the girls serving drinks there was a model from Ukraine who would probably be an 8-10 on most guy's scales depending on who you asked. My friends got some cake when they were drunk and they were giving her some, she was like "I'm on a diet I shouldn't be doing this." I could tell the bitch was probably starving herself with how ravenously she started to eat it. It seemed that she also had a husband based on some baited questions I asked (marriage at a young age is probably more common in Eastern Europe).

We ended up at the foxhole pretty late, my friends wanted to go despite my protests. It was pretty much a sausage fest with the only girls in there already with large groups of guys.

I still like the rest of Miami a lot better, but if you really want to try to pull models or top notch girls go to the high end venues and buy the $20 drinks.

Where do you usually roll in Miami?

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[Vitriol]

(11-14-2013 08:56 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Where do you usually roll in Miami?

Brickell, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, South Miami/Sunset

You're probably not going to find girls that look like supermodels in these neighborhoods, but there's a greater quantity of girls compared to the nightlife on the beach.

[thegmanifesto]

(11-14-2013 06:37 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  

(11-14-2013 08:56 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Where do you usually roll in Miami?

Brickell, Coconut Grove, Coral Gables, South Miami/Sunset

You're probably not going to find girls that look like supermodels in these neighborhoods, but there's a greater quantity of girls compared to the nightlife on the beach.

Girls in those neighborhoods are insane.

Which spots do you hit up? Especially Brickell and Coral Gables.

If you don't mind sharing.

[Christian McQueen]

"You're probably not going to find girls that look like supermodels in these neighborhoods, but there's a greater quantity of girls compared to the nightlife on the beach."

^^^Huh?

[el mechanico]

^ He's talking about actual Miami not fantasyland on the beach side.

[thegmanifesto]

(11-14-2013 07:29 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

^ He's talking about actual Miami not fantasyland on the beach side.

Westcoast, watch this video for explanation:

"Miami, The Playboy's Paradise..."

In all seriousness, Coral Gables and Brickell alone dominate other whole American cites out side of a few.

[Vitriol]

(11-14-2013 07:15 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  

"You're probably not going to find girls that look like supermodels in these neighborhoods, but there's a greater quantity of girls compared to the nightlife on the beach."

^^^Huh?

I like the girls in the neighborhoods I mentioned. I personally like them better than the girls on South Beach.

However, we were talking about going to high end venues on South Beach to have access to girls that look like runway models in exchange for $20 drinks. If you want a girl that looks like a runway model from Europe, go to South Beach. If you want local Miami girls (a lot of them are Cuban obviously), college girls, older professional women, etc. go to the neighborhoods I mentioned. Pick which one you like.

thegmanifesto Wrote:

Girls in those neighborhoods are insane.

Which spots do you hit up? Especially Brickell and Coral Gables.

If you don't mind sharing.

I should probably do datasheets on these because there's a lot of info. I'm trying to keep my liver intact for now.

Lately in Brickell I probably see most of the hottest girls at the gym and the Publix more than nightlife, so day game will probably help you kill it.

[Christian McQueen]

^Got it.

My exposure to Miami has solely been SoBe high end spots, so I'll take your word for it.

From what you're saying there's plenty of low maintenance college Latinas in those neighborhoods which sounds dope as well.

[InternationPlayboy]

I enjoy both aspects of Miami. I agree that a) you'll find better quality on south beach than Miami and b) still, in Miami proper with the quality being slightly lower than south beach, Miami proper would dominate most other US cities. Girls in Miami proper are easier though IMO.

[thegmanifesto]

(11-14-2013 11:18 PM)Vitriol Wrote:  

thegmanifesto Wrote:

Girls in those neighborhoods are insane.

Which spots do you hit up? Especially Brickell and Coral Gables.

If you don't mind sharing.

I should probably do datasheets on these because there's a lot of info. I'm trying to keep my liver intact for now.

Lately in Brickell I probably see most of the hottest girls at the gym and the Publix more than nightlife, so day game will probably help you kill it.

Yeah, Sheet Up for sure.

(11-14-2013 11:21 PM)McQueensPlayboyRules Wrote:  

From what you're saying there's plenty of low maintenance college Latinas in those neighborhoods which sounds dope as well.

I wouldn't say "low maintenance", but I would say super high quality.

(11-15-2013 02:17 AM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

I enjoy both aspects of Miami. I agree that a) you'll find better quality on south beach than Miami and b) still, in Miami proper with the quality being slightly lower than south beach, Miami proper would dominate most other US cities. Girls in Miami proper are easier though IMO.

Sh*t.

I will make the call right now.

Brickell and Coral Gables dominate or equal high end districts in Latin American cities.

Buenos, Bogo, Carta, DF etc.

Dead serious.

There is a reason I haven't been traveling much. No point.

I could fly to Polanco or I could take a cab to Brickell and get more or less the same thing. Hell, it might be the exact same girls.

That is one downside to Miami; it makes you not want to travel.

[InternationPlayboy]

One of the things I miss most about Miami is the food. Not just the restaurants but even the market. You can get all kinds of things you won't find other places in America unless you go to specialty markets. Even at the big chains in Miami, you can get brazilian soda, or Peruvian soda. When you go to get sausage in Publix they have Colombian sausage, Brazilian sausage, argentine sausage, etc. I can get real passion fruit juice, not the bullshit dole stuff. In Denver I had to drive 15 minutes to get a cuban coffee and it cost $5. In Miami I walked 2 minutes and it cost $1.5.

[thegmanifesto]

(11-15-2013 02:36 PM)InternationPlayboy Wrote:  

One of the things I miss most about Miami is the food. Not just the restaurants but even the market. You can get all kinds of things you won't find other places in America unless you go to specialty markets. Even at the big chains in Miami, you can get brazilian soda, or Peruvian soda. When you go to get sausage in Publix they have Colombian sausage, Brazilian sausage, argentine sausage, etc. I can get real passion fruit juice, not the bullshit dole stuff. In Denver I had to drive 15 minutes to get a cuban coffee and it cost $5. In Miami I walked 2 minutes and it cost $1.5.

Which markets did you like the best?

[InternationPlayboy]

I usually just went to publix, they had all sorts of good Latin American food at the one on dade. They used to even have a little Brazilian section at the end of one of the isles. I liked to hit up that fresh market over there by burger and beer joint too. Me and my roommate would go and get a lot of our meets at this market on Alton in between Lincoln and dade. They had good meet for good prices. And then there's always whole foods on Alton, no shortage of tallent there.

[thegmanifesto]

(11-11-2013 10:15 PM)warder Wrote:  

Good timing on this thread. Appreciate all the knowledge everyone is dropping.

I'm headed to Miami for 5 nights next weekend. Thursday-Tuesday. Got a pretty sweet 1 bdrm through AirBnB on 17th and Collins, with a balcony that looks over the beach. Staying there Thur-Sun, then crashing at a buddies house Sunday and Monday.

My nights will probably be a mix of going out solo and meeting up with friends. I don't have a crazy bank roll, but can spend a few hundred in a night if it looks like it will be worth it. My game is solid. I crush 7's in NYC with relative ease (and sometimes's 8's & 9's), and have traveled and gamed solo with good results in Playa Del Carmen, Rio, and Bangkok.

If I get any good stories or info to share, will definitely post it up here.

This should be fun.

How did it go?

[TheBMan]

(11-11-2013 10:15 PM)warder Wrote:  

Good timing on this thread. Appreciate all the knowledge everyone is dropping.

I'm headed to Miami for 5 nights next weekend. Thursday-Tuesday. Got a pretty sweet 1 bdrm through AirBnB on 17th and Collins, with a balcony that looks over the beach. Staying there Thur-Sun, then crashing at a buddies house Sunday and Monday.

My nights will probably be a mix of going out solo and meeting up with friends. I don't have a crazy bank roll, but can spend a few hundred in a night if it looks like it will be worth it. My game is solid. I crush 7's in NYC with relative ease (and sometimes's 8's & 9's), and have traveled and gamed solo with good results in Playa Del Carmen, Rio, and Bangkok.

If I get any good stories or info to share, will definitely post it up here.

This should be fun.

What did your place cost you?