[Ethan Hunt]

(05-02-2015 01:12 AM)Mibdmth Wrote:  

I admit I am new to the whole pua thing. That being said I have a steady gf who is hot and puts out for me and only me at the drop of a hat so I am not that thirsty. I also hold good frame with her and she basically is like a wife from the 50's as far as cooking and cleaning and doing as her man says so I don't think I am being painted fairly on this thread cause you guys don't know me and that's the bottom line. I do work out at the gym but I will admit it's only been for the last 6 months or so and yes I could still loose some weight but I have still banged women that are 8's plus but not in the last couple of years which is why I read the RVF daily to get a edge that might help me bag the younger chick's not just the easy ones. I rarely get to get out of dodge though but when I do I plan on getting some strange or give her hell trying and maybe it's just the salesman in me but I am going to try to make the most out of all the leads that I have and see which one bites. After hearing all the Mibdmth bashing though I say it has lit a fire under my ass to show you guys that you are wrong. If not the stripper I still have a date lined up for Sunday evening and I am going to jump in for the big win!

So you're going to go against the grain of advice presented to you by fellow members and "game" the stripper anyway? On your way you may as well buy some flowers and give them to her. She'll like that. You mentioned you have a date lined up with another girl. Concentrate on that more, your own account suggests it's a sure deal. Do go enjoy yourself though and if that does involve a strip club significantly lower your expectations.

You mentioned you spoke to her for more than 6 hours. Can you recall how you acted prior to that interaction? Presumably somewhat non-chalant and not caring about where you were. Try to replicate that.

No one is really bashing you it's just no one agrees that it's a good idea. Your words express a sense of neediness and being emotionally invested in this girl. I suspect that your game is not ready for banging strippers. Strip clubs aren't my thing though, I don't think they're that big in the UK. I can see some limited benefit to them if your have self control. Having overly sexualised girls approaching you could be beneficial before hitting a nightclub. Giving you a sense of rejecting "hot" girls, a belief in you choosing, increasing horniness and increasing desire to do approaches.

As I and others said, concentrate on the date you've already got lined up. I think you'll have more success there.

[Merenguero]

(04-30-2015 06:33 PM)Dkby Wrote:  

Are you even sure she still works there and she will work at the time you are there? My guess is that you are overthinking this.

The only city where I have seen many strippers at the same club for literally years is Miami. In any other city or country, good luck ever seeing them again if it's been several months or a year.

[jariel]

(05-02-2015 01:12 AM)Mibdmth Wrote:  

I admit I am new to the whole pua thing. That being said I have a steady gf who is hot and puts out for me and only me at the drop of a hat so I am not that thirsty. I also hold good frame with her and she basically is like a wife from the 50's as far as cooking and cleaning and doing as her man says so I don't think I am being painted fairly on this thread cause you guys don't know me and that's the bottom line. I do work out at the gym but I will admit it's only been for the last 6 months or so and yes I could still loose some weight but I have still banged women that are 8's plus but not in the last couple of years which is why I read the RVF daily to get a edge that might help me bag the younger chick's not just the easy ones. I rarely get to get out of dodge though but when I do I plan on getting some strange or give her hell trying and maybe it's just the salesman in me but I am going to try to make the most out of all the leads that I have and see which one bites. After hearing all the Mibdmth bashing though I say it has lit a fire under my ass to show you guys that you are wrong. If not the stripper I still have a date lined up for Sunday evening and I am going to jump in for the big win!

[jariel]

(05-02-2015 03:41 AM)Merenguero Wrote:  

The only city where I have seen many strippers at the same club for literally years is Miami. In any other city or country, good luck ever seeing them again if it's been several months or a year.

Merenguero and I have talked publicly and privately about the Miami strip club scene, which is one of the best, maybe only second to Houston, in the country -- every Miami club, with the exception of maybe one or two, allows the dancers to perform extras on customers.

I don't have a problem with the scene itself, I have a problem with the simps who inhabit it.

I don't believe a word the OP says because he talks like every other simp who goes into the strip club with a few dollars.

Simps crave female attention, and they leverage their money to get it. They lie to themselves about connections they feel they made in the course of interacting with strippers, they even lie to themselves that the strippers may have found them sexually attractive, when at the end of the day, the strippers only care about the money and they'll say and do damn near anything to get it.

They will give guys their Google Voice numbers often after they've sucked enough money out of them at the club and if they're down to do extras with the guy out the club. Most will text guys when they are working to let them know how bored they are or whatever so that the guys will show up and trick some more money off on them.

Some are good salespeople in that they know how to build rapport with customers, because that's needed to make bigger dollars with most customers. There's a minority of customers who came through the door in thin pants, ready to get their dicks served. Most customers are not like that. Most would prefer to have a drink, talk, etc. before going to the champagne room or whatever.

You can't mistake a chick running game to get paid for liking you.

That is one reason why most guys shouldn't try to pick up girls while they're working, because they mistake the girl being nice and helpful -- even though that's what she's getting paid to do -- for her being attracted to them.

At the end of the day, the strip club is a business, one that is designed to drain as much money out of your wallet is possible. If you have an end game, that's one thing, whatever, I know guys who will roll up to the club with a stack knowing that they want to have a threesome with the club's two baddest dancers. I have rolled with females who like girls too and like the scene, and I'll roll with them and they'll pay for everything, whatever.

But I won't be hustled out of my money.

I think it's funny seeing simps, who have no balls with regular chicks, act like Big Willie as soon as they have a wad of cash in their hands.

This newb is one of their ilk, and I am 1000% anti-simp.

[Remington]

(05-02-2015 06:17 AM)jariel Wrote:  

You can't mistake a chick running game to get paid for liking you.

Mibdmth, if you can take anything away from what you have learned on this thread, this is it.

[forever_beta]

I've never actually been to a strip club. I just never saw the point. Go and spend my money to have some girl who doesn't give a shit about me dance naked? Sounds like a great place for thirsty chumps.

I'd rather get a real girl (who is into me) to dance naked in my bedroom and then actually fuck afterwards.

The same thing with girly bars like hooters. You go into a place like this and its filled with dudes. What a waste of time.

[MrXY]

The only way you should go to a strip club is wearing a velour track suit, gold chains, and no underwear.

[Saweeep]

I wonder what happened?

[Mibdmth]

My Sunday night worked out pretty well overall. My "date" (no not the stripper) did not flake out on me and she was really pretty in the face even better than in her pics. Nice huge boobs that are nice and firm which is what you get at age 23. Very curvy but not really all that fat she has a flat tummy but it is still a little bit of a tummy. She definitely has fat potential though and if she doesn't hit the gym harder by the time she gets into her late 20 she will no longer be the 6.5+ that I give her on my scale.

Anyways I am at work but here is the short version. We meet up for drinks at 9pm at a local dive bar with atmosphere (her words not mine) I do my best to work what I have learned on the RVF and surprisingly it seems to work and I am getting all kinds of signals that things are going well so I dont want to mess it up and I mentioned that I had a good bottle of bourbon back at my motel and we should stop by there really quick before we go to another venue. Logistics boys that is 100% true cause I found 2 bars online with one being on either side of my motel and both within walking distance. So I mentioned that I had just bought a really good bottle of bourbon early in the conversation and later on went to suggest a change of venue and was happening to be walking by my motel it seemed perfectly natural to suggest we pop in for a quick drink before hitting bar #2.

So we get into my motel which I had tidied up before leaving and had ice all ready with two coffee mugs ready to go it just was that much smoother. After I poured the drinks straight and she and I sipped them while we were both sitting on the bed (only one chair in the room he he) I went in for the kiss and met no resistance. I escalated and went for under the shirt and then the resistance came. Oh I am on my period and I dont do this with guys I met on line yadda yadda yadda. I pull back and then go for escalating again after a short time and she says no its that time of the month so I use the ole you arent bleeding from all your fun spots with a grin and she said well I could give you head i suppose and looks up to see if I am down with that and I am like oh I suppose thats fine. Now my current gf gives crappy head but everything else is the sack is top notch so I was hopping for a slightly better bj and boy was I pleasantly surprised she was a real pro and I mean pro she inhaled my entire dick and it was getting into her throat in no time. She didnt say anything about where to cum or not cum so I dumped it down her throat and she seemed to enjoy it. Afterwards she wanted to cuddle for a bit which I thought was kind of odd but oh well thats fine with me. She had her panties on and I did see a string so she wasnt lying and I am not really down with the sex on the rag thing but thats just me I guess one of you guys probably would have went for the goal but not me no thanks. We grab a bite to eat afterwards and talk some more and she is actually pretty cool as far as younger girls go. I wish I had more time in that city but I had way to much crap going on and I had to get a early start the next day so we called it quits after shortly after midnight.

I never did make it to the strip club and to be honest with you after all the posts on this forum after me mentioning it I am glad I didnt I am sure it wouldnt have worked out nearly as well as it did with my 23 year old

On a side note I couldnt tell you the last time I was with that much younger of a girl and I wish I could have gotten the SNL so I could finally post on the notch thread but thats ok maybe some other time. I still call this one a win and once again props to everyone on the RVF for the tips and good threads that I have read on here for the last 9 months. Maybe next time I am out of town I can get the added notch.

[General Stalin]

(05-05-2015 10:58 AM)Mibdmth Wrote:  

*snip*

Nice coming of age story here. Glad the forum advice got through to and you focused on the right thing and had a nice night from the sounds of it.

I dated a stripper for the better part of a year. It was a hell of an experience (I would never do it again) but I learned a lot about those kinds of people, the life-style, and the scene. They are masters of their craft and their job is to prey on thirsty guys who will pay for female attention. Simply put. All of them are heavily damaged goods and you need to understand it takes a certain kind of person to shamelessly sell their body for money and dubiously manipulate others and prey on emotions for profit. They are basically in the shallow end of prostitution/pornography. I went to the club once to see her at work (her request) and its disgusting. There's nothing glamorous or endearingly decadent about it. Even the "ballers" that have assloads of disposable income and make it rain just for the fuck of it are just perpetuating the seedy culture of it all. Keeping dumb guys with their dicks in their hands and keeping dumb girls with their clothes off in public.

There is a sort of "who is the victim" duality in the sex industry where some will say "the woman is being exploited for her body" and others will say "men are being duped for their money" - no one is a "victim," both parties are just damaged and confused people who don't have their priorities straight; the fucked up whores who do it and thirsty simps who perpetuate it.

[Dr. Howard]

Mibdmth...your date reiterates another often mentioned point. Fat girls give great head.

[General Stalin]

(05-05-2015 03:58 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

Mibdmth...your date reiterates another often mentioned point. Fat girls give great head.

This is absolutely true. The best BJ's I have gotten in my life have invariably been from thick/fat girls. I think its because it makes them feel pretty.

[Remington]

(05-06-2015 09:41 AM)General Stalin Wrote:  

(05-05-2015 03:58 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

Mibdmth...your date reiterates another often mentioned point. Fat girls give great head.

This is absolutely true. The best BJ's I have gotten in my life have invariably been from thick/fat girls. I think its because it makes them feel pretty.

I think they are great at head because they have nothing going for them physically, so they need to compensate with great BJ skills.

[jariel]

I recently started smashing a Colombian MILF who has a three-bedroom spot in a Miami suburb called Doral, and after I left her place, I drove by a well-known strip club to see if it was thick, and it was, keep in mind, these pictures are from Tuesday at 3 AM, and it was still packed, and this is only one side of the parking lot, I couldn't get to the other side because they blocked it off with cones:













Why so many simps are at a strip club at the beginning of the work week and in the wee hours of the morning is rather beyond me, I mean they're just dying to give their money away to bitches who really despise them.

Most clubs here are dead except for Thursday-Sunday, but there are a few that are packed regardless no matter what day of the week it is.

[Robert Plant]

I met a stripper on okcupid a couple of months ago. She showed strong IOIs on our first date and after that it was a somewhat frustrating month before we hung out again. When we hung out, it was very easy to get her into bed but I did not particularly love the sex. First of all, she was kissing adverse and I LOVE kissing. It felt passionless even though she was screaming all kinds of dirty shit, we liked each other and were attracted to each other. It was like she could not put any real emotion into sex (kind of sad). Afterwards she did fall asleep in my arms which was nice and she told me she really liked me. In spite of the disconnected sex, I kind of like her (she's fun to talk to). Before she left, she said she wanted to hang out soon and she was basically mine. Its been 3 weeks since we slept together and I still haven't seen her. I think this is due to her extremely high level of emotional detachment.

I contrast the stipper to the other women in my rotation and she falls short in every way except for three...
-Her body is amazing
-She claims she is up for anything sexually
-She has a wild/crazy factor which intrigues me.

The other night I was with a new woman who told me she has only had 3 boyfriends. In stark contrast to the stipper, she was tender, connected and warm. She didn't scream nasty things, but every kiss and every touch was full of wonderful, connected, sensual energy. After I spanked her she said, "no one has ever done that to me before".

I asked, "did you like it?"

She replied. "Yes."

In short, strippers are fun for the novelty value and stories but as others have alluded to in this thread, they are damaged goods.

[Vitriol]

(05-06-2015 07:44 PM)jariel Wrote:  

I recently started smashing a Colombian MILF who has a three-bedroom spot in a Miami suburb called Doral, and after I left her place, I drove by a well-known strip club to see if it was thick, and it was, keep in mind, these pictures are from Tuesday at 3 AM, and it was still packed, and this is only one side of the parking lot, I couldn't get to the other side because they blocked it off with cones:

People who don't know wouldn't be able to tell from the pictures, but that club is basically in the middle of an industrial park. That area is fucking miserable. You go a few blocks away into Medley and you see shit like shanty towns that look like they belong in Haiti.

I've never been there that late at night, but it seems absurd to me that there would be such a crowd at that club when plenty of the other ones in Miami are in nicer areas, and the prices are always pretty standard for drinks, etc. no matter what club you go to. The couple of times I've been to Booby Trap in Doral it was pretty lame (though this was earlier in the day). Maybe that place gets really awesome in the middle of the night and I just don't know. There's also a ton of traffic in that area so I guess a lot of guys just see it driving by.

[Remington]

(05-07-2015 09:33 PM)Robert Plant Wrote:  

I met a stripper on okcupid a couple of months ago. She showed strong IOIs on our first date and after that it was a somewhat frustrating month before we hung out again. When we hung out, it was very easy to get her into bed but I did not particularly love the sex. First of all, she was kissing adverse and I LOVE kissing. It felt passionless even though she was screaming all kinds of dirty shit, we liked each other and were attracted to each other. It was like she could not put any real emotion into sex (kind of sad). Afterwards she did fall asleep in my arms which was nice and she told me she really liked me. In spite of the disconnected sex, I kind of like her (she's fun to talk to). Before she left, she said she wanted to hang out soon and she was basically mine. Its been 3 weeks since we slept together and I still haven't seen her. I think this is due to her extremely high level of emotional detachment.

I contrast the stipper to the other women in my rotation and she falls short in every way except for three...
-Her body is amazing
-She claims she is up for anything sexually
-She has a wild/crazy factor which intrigues me.

The other night I was with a new woman who told me she has only had 3 boyfriends. In stark contrast to the stipper, she was tender, connected and warm. She didn't scream nasty things, but every kiss and every touch was full of wonderful, connected, sensual energy. After I spanked her she said, "no one has ever done that to me before".

I asked, "did you like it?"

She replied. "Yes."

In short, strippers are fun for the novelty value and stories but as others have alluded to in this thread, they are damaged goods.

Of course the stripper was showing IOIs. She. Is. A. Stripper. Those girls are master manipulators in gaining singles. It doesn't matter if you sleep with her, she is after you in the longer run (1-4 weeks). You have a very big case of oneitis. Why don't you think she had emotion during sex...its because she is souless. Once she realized you were not going to pay her for her actions, she dropped you because there are plenty of simps who she can substitute.

I have had plenty of girls who have told me they could count the number of guys they have slept with on one hand. They are all full of shit.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

[Robert Plant]

(05-07-2015 10:24 PM)Remington Wrote:  

(05-07-2015 09:33 PM)Robert Plant Wrote:  

I met a stripper on okcupid a couple of months ago. She showed strong IOIs on our first date and after that it was a somewhat frustrating month before we hung out again. When we hung out, it was very easy to get her into bed but I did not particularly love the sex. First of all, she was kissing adverse and I LOVE kissing. It felt passionless even though she was screaming all kinds of dirty shit, we liked each other and were attracted to each other. It was like she could not put any real emotion into sex (kind of sad). Afterwards she did fall asleep in my arms which was nice and she told me she really liked me. In spite of the disconnected sex, I kind of like her (she's fun to talk to). Before she left, she said she wanted to hang out soon and she was basically mine. Its been 3 weeks since we slept together and I still haven't seen her. I think this is due to her extremely high level of emotional detachment.

I contrast the stipper to the other women in my rotation and she falls short in every way except for three...
-Her body is amazing
-She claims she is up for anything sexually
-She has a wild/crazy factor which intrigues me.

The other night I was with a new woman who told me she has only had 3 boyfriends. In stark contrast to the stipper, she was tender, connected and warm. She didn't scream nasty things, but every kiss and every touch was full of wonderful, connected, sensual energy. After I spanked her she said, "no one has ever done that to me before".

I asked, "did you like it?"

She replied. "Yes."

In short, strippers are fun for the novelty value and stories but as others have alluded to in this thread, they are damaged goods.

Of course the stripper was showing IOIs. She. Is. A. Stripper. Those girls are master manipulators in gaining singles. It doesn't matter if you sleep with her, she is after you in the longer run (1-4 weeks). You have a very big case of oneitis. Why don't you think she had emotion during sex...its because she is souless. Once she realized you were not going to pay her for her actions, she dropped you because there are plenty of simps who she can substitute.

I have had plenty of girls who have told me they could count the number of guys they have slept with on one hand. They are all full of shit.

Wake up and smell the coffee.

I'm confused as to why you're saying I have oneitis and to wake up? Perhaps you did not read my whole post? I have a few women in my rotation and specifically said in my post the stripper falls short of the others.

[Simeon_Strangelight]

OP - I think you are missing how far away you are from the right mindset to pull strippers.

I spent a few nights in strip-clubs before in my Blue Pill days and because a friend always wanted to go. It's true that it's possible to pull a stripper, get her phone number and meet outside of the club, but that happens usually without spending money on them or very little. There are many ways of doing that, but she should not see you as a wallet and for 99,99999% of encounters, that's what men are for them. There is a simple test if your Game is strong enough to elicit attraction - buy a bottle of vodka and see if you find girls coming over and spending time with you without working - if they come and come back after having danced for simps, then your pulling ability is maybe sufficient to create real attraction with her while being on the job. The money path, the mentioning of "success", being world's greatest proctologist - won't get shit done - it's pure Beta Game.

Being able to pull one after having paid her would make it necessary to create strong attraction - this is advanced level of Game/frame. If you can do that, then you can walk in a club and pull in most nights a hottie - not a fattie.

The guy on the left with a pocket knife is the one who can pull girls in a Strip Club and the guy on the right with 3 swords is the man who THINKS he can pull strippers:


Yes - the difference in Game is that big.

Advice on how to pull a stripper who is at work is like career advice on how to become a pop-star - sure, it's possible, but that's not really something that you can count on.

[KorbenDallas]

I don't get the stigma strippers have. Many young ones are no more slutty than rich girls, except, that they don't have money, so, they realize how much they can make, and make a few extra bucks by grinding on some guys cock. Some even meet a rich guy they like and get married, and they would have never otherwise have met him.

There is an easy way to tell whether a girl, stripper or not, is using you, or actually likes you. Experience and common sense. Don't let your dick think for you. Does she do things for you that cost her money simply because she wants to make you happy? Yes? Good sign. Does she only go out when you pay for an expensive dinner or buy her something? Bad sign. Does she tell you a lot of personal stuff and text you more? Good sign. Are you contacting her more? Bad sign. Does she extremely jealous of other girls giving you signals? Good sign. Does she not give a shit except when money comes up? bad sign

Now, girls you date are always using you to some extent. It's called a market for a reason. Both parties are bringing something to the table. Even marriages are built on the principle that the man is providing for dependents while the woman cooks and pleases him in bed. Just the way our species has evolved different roles.

The important thing to remember is this: don't get played.

Strippers are notorious for being two faced because literally any loser can get a dance 20 bucks and they deal with lots of guys so their social iq is very high, and they're are lots of guys easy to fuck over due to their inexperience with good looking women.

Strippers can be better and worse than normal girls. Better, because their more red pill. Worse, because they are slutty.

But honestly, whats the difference between a sorority slut and a stripper? Not much in my experience.

Would I rather have a young, inexperienced girl from a good family with a traditional father than the same girl except a stripper? Yes. But, I would rather date a hot young stripper than some college educated, slightly angry broad mad her looks are fading.

[Lizard King]

Sorry Mibdmth, but your story seems like bullshit to me.

It reads like a comment on the Heartiste blog. "I was getting IOIs from this HB8.5, I negged her and DHV, then some kino"

No need to bullshit here. You'll get better help here by being honest.

[Saladin]

(05-09-2015 02:06 AM)KorbenDallas Wrote:  

I don't get the stigma strippers have. Many young ones are no more slutty than rich girls, except, that they don't have money, so, they realize how much they can make, and make a few extra bucks by grinding on some guys cock. Some even meet a rich guy they like and get married, and they would have never otherwise have met him.

There is an easy way to tell whether a girl, stripper or not, is using you, or actually likes you. Experience and common sense. Don't let your dick think for you. Does she do things for you that cost her money simply because she wants to make you happy? Yes? Good sign. Does she only go out when you pay for an expensive dinner or buy her something? Bad sign. Does she tell you a lot of personal stuff and text you more? Good sign. Are you contacting her more? Bad sign. Does she extremely jealous of other girls giving you signals? Good sign. Does she not give a shit except when money comes up? bad sign

Yep. Stripper have a distaste for guys trying to impress them with money. Its straight game and looks with them, unless you want them to cynically use you for your money.

I banged one stripper, and it was excellent formative game experience. I was dead broke at the time too and she was buying me booze and spending money to cab over to see me from the other side of the city. She had a completely fucked up life and was super disorganized but was pretty chill with me. She actually started the job fairly recently before meeting me so she wasn't super jaded.

Banging a stripper isn't anything special. I'd rather spend time with a girl who has her shit together and has goals and aspirations beyond doing coke and getting drunk. Its a fun experience for sure, and a good story but ultimately strippers are most likely not going to add much value to your life. Most guys put strippers on pedestals, but that's just a simp mindset. Sure there might be the few girls who actually have their shit together and don't get drunk while working, but from the stories this girl was telling me most of these girls are pretty fucked up.

Obviously, I'd love to bang more girls like that, but I'd be very careful about getting entangled with them. I did a good of avoiding getting involved in her drama/bs.

[KorbenDallas]

It depends where the strip club is too.

A lot of girls from my hometown strip, but don't do coke or party any harder than a typical college girl.

But, the crazy is definitely higher, and all else equal, I would take a "normal" girl any day.

They are a lot of fun though and I they are way easier than guys think.

Def a weird phenom. Guys putting whores on a pedestal.

[Bill Brasky]

Went to a strip club in Phuket that contained only Russian and Ukrainian girls. Ordered a drink and sat back and got some lap dances. After about the 3rd girl, this really hot Ukrainian girl comes up and I end up getting a private room with her. She starts dancing and grinding and I start sucking on one of her titties.

We chat for a bit and she asks me to pay her bar fee (approx. $90 US) to take her out for an hour. I refuse this but she says she wants to get to know me and be my friend. She starts asking how long I'm staying in Phuket and what I do for work, where I'm from. I told her that I wouldn't pay her fee but that if she wanted to hang out to just give me her number. She puts her number into my phone and calls her phone from mine.

It's a legit number as I saw her profile on Whatsapp. She then put on her black dress and asked again if I could pay the fee to have her released or whatever and I again declined.

I told her I would call her. I kissed her on the cheek and left.

I've never been with a stripper or picked up a girl from a strip club. I'm trying to keep my expectations reasonable given the fact that her whole job is to get money out of guys and she could very well be giving her number out to several men. Who knows.

I definitely plan on texting her and seeing if she wants to go out on a date but, like I said, I'm trying not to get excited about this.

Here are some IOIs that make me think that she would be down to meet and possibly date:

1. She gave me her real name when I asked.
2. She gave me her real phone number.
3. After putting her number in my phone she calls her phone from my phone.
4. She said in a disappointed/sad but playful voice with a pouty look on her face "you're not going to call me."

Anyone with experience with strippers and strip club game, your input will be appreciated.

[coverdoc]

Reminds me of an encounter i had a few years back.

I was in the process of applying to graduate school and had an interview out in LA. My boy let me crash with him and his family so I promised to take him to a strip club and get him a dance to show my gratitude(His advice). I was dead ass tired and not in the mood, but kept my word and we went anyway. My friend goes crazy and takes some stripper in the back, I sit there watching the dancers on stage. This one HB 7 comes over and says would you like a dance. I say no and she then puts her finger on my dick and says if you want to do something else we can in the back for $200. I look at her and remove her hand and say no thanks. Another comes over and offers me a dance asking how big is her ass, I tell her not that big and she says i'm making her wet, I say it looks dry to me. She walks off.

On comes the next one, this time a 7.5. She walks over to me and says hey daddy, how are you? I grab her hand and say the following: "I'm not your daddy, i'm not making you wet, I don't have money and I don't want a dance." She fucking loved it, instantly starts laughing and drops the act. We talk for like 20 mins, I tell her where i'm from etc. She goes off to do her thing. Dancing on "ballers" looking over at me while I stick my tongue out and give her the thumbs down. She is eating it up. My friend is on his T-Pain shit so I go outside for a breather. To my surprise the 7.5 is outside with two other strippers on their smoking weed brake. They come over to me and offer some, i decline and we then talk for about 30 mins. I'm making them laugh, telling them they should buy my boy and I drinks etc.

The girls are surprisingly chill and the 7.5 tells me to take her email address. I call her out for being too pussy to ask me for my number and her friends laugh. We talk more about healthcare, government and other bull shit. Long story short, her friends are pot heads and want to hang out with my friend and I after their shift ends at 4 A.M. I tried tried hard to stay but had a flight to catch around 6 A.M and missing a flight for pussy wasn't my deal. We text for a few days then i pulled a new teamer and that ended.

For all this I say, if you ever think of pulling a stripper in the strip club, giving her money will ALMOST ALWAYS put you into the SIMP category. I trolled these girls hard, was an asshole and they were so intrigued by a guy who wasn't mesmerized by the pussy. My friend till this day asks me how I pulled it off.

-CD