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09-22-2014, 12:24 AM
Wow, this really gives new meaning to "Franken Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Boo Berry". General Mills is going to have a field day with this one.
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09-22-2014, 05:13 AM
I want my ball sweat to glow like the Gatorade commercials. Just strap some GFP on my normal flora and we're good to go.
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09-22-2014, 05:43 AM
This is not what they had when I played the Deus-Ex games.
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09-22-2014, 07:06 AM
Quote: (09-22-2014 03:57 AM)VincentVinturi Wrote:
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"But what if they just said they wanted to hack your biome to make your vagina smell better?"
Pussy already smells and tastes amazing IF the girl is healthy and hygienic. And if she isn't, the gnarly smell serves as a warning sign to stay away or at the very least bag it up.
Agreed, I don't want some chick to be able to re-engineer the smell of her 'week old tuna' pussy. It stinks for a reason, and that reason is so that quadruple wrap it.
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09-22-2014, 08:38 AM
Chocolate Cock of Zeus better get on this.
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09-22-2014, 08:40 AM
You can make your nut taste alot sweeter by drinking and eating pineapple/juice. Never tasted it myself, but I have been told by credible sources that it works.
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09-22-2014, 09:32 AM
Want my dick to taste like Chipotle, bitches love that place
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09-22-2014, 10:46 AM
Quote: (09-22-2014 05:43 AM)Foolsgo1d Wrote:
This is not what they had when I played the Deus-Ex games.
I was thinking Bioshock
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