OK guys, I am beginning to see that Yoga classes will not lead to ONS's or SNL's. Not happening. You have to integrate deep into the Yoga/Spiritual culture, become a familiar face and make some Yoga friends. Go to Yoga workshops in your area where you will potentially bump into Yoginas that have seen you in class, and eventually, have those girls hang out with you outside the Yoga studio whereas you would move into normal sexual escalation. Of course you can get laid in Yoga! It will just take work (both physical and emotional), money $$$, and dedication to the culture.
Yoga is not about ballin! It is about being humble, and spiritual.
So, what have I learned so far in the 6 variations of Yoga I have conquered?
1. Hatha -- this style is slow and focused. It's very popular with couples and gay men, so avoid Hatha classes unless you really like the actual exercises.
2. Vinyasa - This style is very popular with women. These are the classes you will see that have 90% women. they are mixture of stretching, calorie burning, and strength toning of muscles.
3. Hot Yoga - This is just like the above, except that the studio is heated to 110F. These classes generally get a mixed crowd. That is, you will find guys, couples and women alone. However, women are not the majority of students like you would see in Vinyasa class. These classes are tough to get anything going, as girls are too focused on sweating, and bolting to their cars for a shower at home.
4. Core/Power Yoga - Focuses on abdominal muscles. Very popular with girls. However, most classes have an even 50/50 split ratio of female:male.
5. Yin Yoga - This is VERY spiritual Yoga. However, the students are generally older. I would say most students are 35 and above, with the occasional chic under 35 - usually younger women want Hot-Yoga or Vinyasa.
6. Ashtanga Yoga - Focuses on twisting, and spinal flexibility. -- Hit or miss. Sometimes I was the only male of 14 students, then I was in a room of 8 students that were all male!
Major TIPS!
*** Do not get a cheap 20USD mat...get a good mat AND a Mat cover towel. Manduka's line of Mats and Towels are great. Women wil actually see how serious of a Yogi you are by your workout mat and towel combination...I'm serious!
*** Stick and Move. Pick 3 studios and rotate every week or every month! That way, when girls from your very first studio see you reappear 2 months/weeks later, you can DHV with a story that you were in Brazil/India/Costa Rica or some exotic country doing some Yoga escapes.
*** If you are fit and in shape, your Yoga attire should be a pair of comfy surfer style shorts (not BASKETBALL SHORTS) and NO SHIRT!!! Yogini women really liked watching the guys with no shirt on (who were in shape of course). If you can stand to lose a few pounds, wear a baseball style long sleeve shirt or sleeveless under-amour gear shirt.
*** Stretch at home. You are high in status if you can actually do the exercises and poses. Women are more impressed by a man who can do Hatha poses and all warrior poses without falling down like a clumsy fool! You will need to be VERY FLEXIBLE and BALANCED!
*** Do not get discouraged because the moves seem overwhelming. In the world of Yoga, EVERYONE is a beginner for the first 10 years you practice!
*** You cannot just start teaching Yoga if you have never done it before. No way you are doing these poses out the gate - forget it! I don't get care how FIT you think you are! You will get your ass handed to you in Vinyasa by a 115lb female!
*** Want a great idea for a different type of first date? Invite your date to a Yin Yoga class...very spiritual, you will build kino, playfulness, and increase her desire for you in a sexual way as she sees how flexible you are.
Will I continue this? Hell yes! Not just for the women who place their pussies right in my face as they bend over, but man do I feel good and stress-free after 2 weeks of this. The nice thing is Yoga is WORLDWIDE!! You can find a Yoga studio just about anywhere in the world, and what better way to break the ice and making local girlfriends than to say you are a visiting Yogi from <insert exotic foreign city here>.
I think it beats going to a local gym of any city you visit that will have a ton of competition.
Eventually, women will bang...it takes a bit of time to "fit-in", be patient but persistent in your game.
Mixx