rooshvforum.network is a fully functional forum: you can search, register, post new threads etc...
Old accounts are inaccessible: register a new one, or recover it when possible. x


Two words - HOT YOGA

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-04-2011 04:29 PM)Kurupt Wrote:  

Nice report Chase, whereabouts in Europe are you?
Currently, I'm in Munich.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Bravo MiXX.......... You took a project head on and reported honestly back to the forum , I wish all the forum members do the same, You were also truthful about the non-possibility of ONS, Once again Salute to you Yoda [Image: smile.gif]

"Timidity is dangerous, Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity." (Robert Greene)
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-05-2011 08:39 PM)docsedated Wrote:  

Bravo MiXX.......... You took a project head on and reported honestly back to the forum , I wish all the forum members do the same, You were also truthful about the non-possibility of ONS, Once again Salute to you Yoda [Image: smile.gif]

I wish some forum members wouldn't suck another forum member's dick.

No need for indirect beta communication, docsedated. Say what you want to say, dog.

Hey, listen, I m man enough to say I'm wrong when I'm wrong. I may have been too hasty in my conclusions after a couple successful sessions in Soho. We have plenty of experiences (including my own recent experiences in Toronto) which demonstrate yoga is not very conducive to meeting girls, even though the ratios are good. There are definitely more productive venues elsewhere. I never made any assertions about ONS with yoga, so the suggestion is invalid.

I have basically come to the same conclusion as most. I'm happy doing yoga, because I feel way better. In terms of women, it's been downhill since the first session. A real shame.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

I really think the possibilities improve if you "venue change" Yoga studios. In other words, do not get tied down to one. Yoga studios are like Starbucks, you can find one in just about every street corner even in remote sticks of towns.

I went to a new Yoga studio last night, this time I was no virgin. I had my shit together: Mat, workout gear, all the Yoga slang, I had a cool pair of custom surfer shirts, and NO SHIRT!

I knew the poses when the teacher called them out.....and VOILA!! 3 girls were approaching me with "I have not seen you here before line" and number closed 2 of them. However, Next week, I am going to yet another studio.

Stick and Move is Key to Yoga success, and girls will start "missing" you, and upon your return, then I believe you have a very firm chance of f-closing.

Mixx
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

@ Luckystar : Chill dude....... My post was by no means intended to you, I didn't even knew you started this thread, I read Mixx's post # 90 and thought he did a good job of informing the Forum of some valuable Info and wanted to say other members should take him as an example.

Afterall don't we give each other Rep points for good reporting...............

Luckystar You threw flames at me for no reason, I hope u see that there was no reason , This thread has a lot of valuable Info , Carry On.....

"Timidity is dangerous, Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity." (Robert Greene)
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-06-2011 09:33 AM)docsedated Wrote:  

@ Luckystar : Chill dude....... My post was by no means intended to you, I didn't even knew you started this thread, I read Mixx's post # 90 and thought he did a good job of informing the Forum of some valuable Info and wanted to say other members should take him as an example.

Afterall don't we give each other Rep points for good reporting...............

Luckystar You threw flames at me for no reason, I hope u see that there was no reason , This thread has a lot of valuable Info , Carry On.....

Fair enough. I'll cool out.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-06-2011 09:03 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

I knew the poses when the teacher called them out.....and VOILA!! 3 girls were approaching me with "I have not seen you here before line" and number closed 2 of them. However, Next week, I am going to yet another studio.

Mixx

Good stuff. Each yoga studio has a different mix of customers, either through reputation or just because of the demographics of the area. In that respect they are very much like bars, some bars are where you go and hang out with friends, others are places where you go if you are single and open to mingling socially.

The one key point which ensured your success at this yoga studio is that you demonstrated knowledge of yoga, this immediately put the girls in their comfort zone and you weren't tagged as "the guy who is doing yoga just to meet girls".
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-06-2011 01:19 PM)ManAbout Wrote:  

Quote: (04-06-2011 09:03 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

I knew the poses when the teacher called them out.....and VOILA!! 3 girls were approaching me with "I have not seen you here before line" and number closed 2 of them. However, Next week, I am going to yet another studio.

Mixx

Good stuff. Each yoga studio has a different mix of customers, either through reputation or just because of the demographics of the area. In that respect they are very much like bars, some bars are where you go and hang out with friends, others are places where you go if you are single and open to mingling socially.

The one key point which ensured your success at this yoga studio is that you demonstrated knowledge of yoga, this immediately put the girls in their comfort zone and you weren't tagged as "the guy who is doing yoga just to meet girls".

Exactly. If they think you are just there to meet girls it makes you seem sort of desperate and weird. You gotta present yourself in a classy, respectable way. Have a background story about why you started doing yoga. And make it a good one.

GIRLS IN EXERCISE CLASSES ARE ALWAYS SUSPICIOUS OF NEW MEN COMING IN TO WORKOUT WITH THEM!!!

They are protective of each other and they first need to see that you are sincere about working out and not some predator who is just there to hit on them. Because of this, its important to carry yourself in a calm and relaxed way. Don't aggressively hit on the girls until after a class or 2. Give them a chance to observe you for a little while and "feel your vibe". Remember, these girls are very much into "vibe" and "energy" and shit like that. You need to calibrate your look, body language, and vibe to fit these girls. They are not turned on as much by the standard aggressive, cocky-funny Game that alot of us are used to. "Earthy-Natural-Healthy-New Age" Game might be better.

Of course healthy, fit guys have the best chances.

Find the classes and studios that have a more social feel to them. The hard core serious yoga studios can be harder to crack.

This thread has made it sound like yoga is not good for picking up chicks. Thats bullshit! Yoga is a great way to pick up chicks. It just takes a little practice to find your niche. Just like bar game, day game, online game, etc.

I'm going to a class tommorrow that is famous for the quality of chicks and get this...after the Friday evening class, the owner and alot of the regular students open up bottles of wine and hang out. I'll let you know how it goes...
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

I definitely agree you can get laid in Yoga, however, I am just making it clear that is NOT a place where you will get a SNL like a bar/lounge! If anyone here get's a SNL from a Yoga studio (and can prove it via video), I WOULD LOVE TO SIGN UP FOR YOUR BOOTCAMP - NO MATTER WHAT YOU CHARGE! I'm serious!

I always go for SNL's, and ONS's...so this was something I needed to fully understand as a Yogi if I am going to be successful.

With that said, I see myself getting a bang in about 2 months of consistent "face-time" in the Yoga Studios, workshops etc. Which, will make the following lays that much easier as I become a familiar Yogi to all the women.

No matter where in the world you travel to, in addition to your resistance bands, TAKE YOUR CUSTOM YOGA MAT WITH YOU!! -- Thank me later!

LuckyStar - I still thank you for opening this thread, it gave me a new hobby" to enjoy, and not just the women...I actually like it - no homo shit either...for real!

As soon as I get my first Yogina in my bed, you got a bottle of Cris coming to your doorstep - word!

Mixx
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Mixx,

ONS are possible and you should expect to get one very soon. Maybe not with a girl you met that same day, but with a girl you have been chatting with for a week or 2

(Of course, nothing is as easy as a bar/club. (alcohol) But still, its very possible. With Yoga, a little more time and comfort building is required)

Go to the night classes on Thursdays, Fridays, and Sats. Also the Saturday and Sunday morning classes.

Remember, doing yoga makes them horny. And, everyone has that crazy euphoric feeling after class.

It won't be with a girl you have just met, but a girl that has been watching you for a few classes and chatting with you after class. When class is emptying out, suggest that you go somewhere to eat/drink and continue talking. Better yet, try to get her to suggest it. Hopefully, the studio has showers, if not you might have to invite her over to your place for wine and cool music that is new to her.

Do you live on the beach? Yoga girls are suckers for the ocean. The love to sip wine and listen to the waves crash with cool soft music playing in the background.

See where I'm going with this??? This is San Francisco Yoga Game.


If you are already getting new bangs 2 or 3 times a week, Yoga classes should be easy for you. I have read your stories about pulling girls off the beach, out of bars and lounges, and off the street. Girls in Yoga classes are just as open and sexual as all these other girls. If not more so.

Many of them are "searching" for a strong leader/(guru) in their life to show them a fresh perspective on life. They live and work in the rat-race and a strong, handsome Alpha male is just the breath of fresh air that they are craving. Just tone down the Alpha-Macho stuff a little bit. Do it in a softer, more humorous/lite-hearted way. You will find a lonely, but pretty and fit, artistic, down to earth woman that has been waiting for a real man to come and give her what she needs.

Look at it this way and just Game the way you normally do...
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-06-2011 02:15 PM)MiXX Wrote:  

I definitely agree you can get laid in Yoga, however, I am just making it clear that is NOT a place where you will get a SNL like a bar/lounge! If anyone here get's a SNL from a Yoga studio (and can prove it via video), I WOULD LOVE TO SIGN UP FOR YOUR BOOTCAMP - NO MATTER WHAT YOU CHARGE! I'm serious!

I always go for SNL's, and ONS's...so this was something I needed to fully understand as a Yogi if I am going to be successful.

With that said, I see myself getting a bang in about 2 months of consistent "face-time" in the Yoga Studios, workshops etc. Which, will make the following lays that much easier as I become a familiar Yogi to all the women.

No matter where in the world you travel to, in addition to your resistance bands, TAKE YOUR CUSTOM YOGA MAT WITH YOU!! -- Thank me later!

LuckyStar - I still thank you for opening this thread, it gave me a new hobby" to enjoy, and not just the women...I actually like it - no homo shit either...for real!

As soon as I get my first Yogina in my bed, you got a bottle of Cris coming to your doorstep - word!

Mixx

It's all good, Mixx. Glad you are getting enjoying it.

Funny, I was telling a buddy I think I can seal the deal with a studio girl in a couple months as well. Oh well, At least I'll be able to bend her legs behind her head.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

OOOOMMMMMGGGG!! I spoke too soon guys!!!! I fucking spoke too soon, I am going to eat my own words today!!!!


So, last night, I went to a late class around 2100hrs, and there were only 3 students: Myself, an older guy and his wife. The instructor was this Canadian chic from Calgary of all places (who had seen me in another class)

Now, with that said, I DHV'd her, and said out of the blue, "so, you going to stampede fest this year?" She looked at me with such incredible schock. Here is how it went down.


Yoga Instructor: "Hey, you're new here aren't you?...weren't you in the other class sitting next to me 3 days ago?"
Mixx:" I think so, I'm so into my meditation I hardly notice who is around me....sorry"

--- I take my shirt off and begin doing my relaxation exercises paying her no mind

5 minutes later (just before she is about to start the class) I sneak in some DHV for her to simmer on throughout the class:

Mixx :" Hey, I notice in your instructor profile you are from Calgary, CN....you going to stampede fest this year?"
Yoga Instructor :" Wait! what? how? ...How do you know about Stampede fest?" -- incredibly surprised
Mixx: "Oh, I got friends all around the world, and I usually make many trips to exotic locations for spiritual healing, Calgary and Banff were one of my destinations last summer"
YI:"OMG!. I never thought anyone in Miami even knew where Calgary was on the map, much less know about stampede fest...why are you going there?"
Mixx: "Like everyone else of course, to party and escape to some spiritual lakes and breathtaking views in Banff"

-- Yoga INstructor just stares at me with her mouth wide-open still in schock...

Mixx:" Hey I'm about to go grab a smoothie at Jamba Juice after-class, take a shower, and meet me in the lobby - I'll tell you all about it.

20 minutes later in Studio Lobby after class - she is waiting for me.....


---- We move on to grab a smoothie at a local gym since JJ was closed, then we grab a lite snack at some greek place we stumbled upon.....and back to my place to listen to some Yoga music, and get her opinion on teh room I separated for Yoga.

3hrs later......we were making out.

RESULT: BANG!!!

My first Yogini was the instructor.....and boy was she fun to get into Kama Sutra positions!

LS - PM me your mailing address. Although I must admit, I have never net a Canadian girl in Miami I did not bang. Canadian girls rule!

GAME OVER!!!
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Sing it with me, Mixx.....

1.06 mark has something we both like.




Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Doesn't surprise me to be honest. I am sure it's the first of many more to come.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

As said before, I've been doing yoga for physical benefits with no idea that it's also a place to pipe down lizards.

One of the things I find with women is, women enjoy mixing social endeavours with sex. If a woman believes that you are into the same things she is into, it will be easier to escalate into sex.

It's not surprising that Mixx was able to fcuk the yogi. Yogis love to smoke weed and fcuk.

I still have a yogi on standby and there was another one waaay back in the days that used to always press on my shoulders during that quiet time at the end when you just wind down from all the downward dog and Sun Salutation.
I think she was sending a signal with that shoulder pressing but my dumb azz didn't pick up on it.
Also, my financial situation wasn't too great so I didn't feel powerful enough to capitalise.

But you get my drift...

OUR NEW BLOG!

http://repstylez.com

My NEW TRAVEL E-BOOK - DOMINICAN REPUBLIC - A RED CARPET AFFAIR

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K53LVR8

Love 'em or leave 'em but we can't live without lizardsssss..

An Ode To Lizards
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

I've always been convinced that that Yoga shit is the lick!!! It seem's like some were too quick to bury it. I think that it was a matter of finding out which game works and then executing. Moma, point taken! I look forward to hearing more stories like that of Mixx (namely from my lips about myself and a yoga freak). Mixx, I bet that was some good pussy too. All of that core strength and flexibility. I'm sure that they have the potential to work it well.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-12-2011 12:39 AM)deebow Wrote:  

Mixx, I bet that was some good pussy too. All of that core strength and flexibility. I'm sure that they have the potential to work it well.

Ufffffff.......I will not insult this forum with useless words that cannot ever describe the unimaginable sex positions she put me in.

In particular, there are 2 positions that can only be achieved by doing Yoga that she immediately wanted to do. They are called the "YMCA" & "snake charmer" positions, and they look like this:

http://www.sexinfo101.com/ymca.shtml

But, an ultimate head rush...

http://www.sexinfo101.com/snakecharmer.shtml


Needles to say, these 2 became my favorite as I have never done these 2 position with a girl before. Then of course, came the mandatory full Leg Split in BED, and ankles behind her neck, but we've all done those I'm sure.


I am not one for repeat bangs, but we have fucked 5 different times this week. I need to "practice" as much as I can from her so that I can really give it to my next girl.


Mixx
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Love to hear that. I'm motivated like crazy now.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-12-2011 08:42 AM)deebow Wrote:  

Love to hear that. I'm motivated like crazy now.

Start lining up those Yogi freaks in Winnepeg/MN, and start looking at some Yoga studios in your area when I head up there soon.

Mixx
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

I've been going for a while now to one that seems to have a very high concentration and endless supply of fine women. I got you.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-12-2011 08:58 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

Quote: (04-12-2011 08:42 AM)deebow Wrote:  

Love to hear that. I'm motivated like crazy now.

Start lining up those Yogi freaks in Winnepeg/MN, and start looking at some Yoga studios in your area when I head up there soon.

Mixx

You won't need to go to Yoga studio Mixx. You can literally pick up anywhere in Winnipeg. Very easy place to nail ass, mostly 7s, handful of 8s.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Quote: (04-12-2011 08:58 AM)MiXX Wrote:  

Quote: (04-12-2011 08:42 AM)deebow Wrote:  

Love to hear that. I'm motivated like crazy now.

Start lining up those Yogi freaks in Winnepeg/MN, and start looking at some Yoga studios in your area when I head up there soon.

Mixx

You won't need to go to Yoga studio Mixx. You can literally pick up anywhere in Winnipeg. Very easy place to nail ass, mostly 7s, handful of 8s.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

Update: Finally plunged into a Czech girl from my yoga class. We decided to meet up later an organic food market, she cooked me dinner, gave me a massage, and game over.

Yoga is not exactly tic-tac-toe, but I finally got there. I have my sights on another yogini now. Which should make for a tricky transition.
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

I have switched to a brand new Yoga Studio. However this time, I am better prepared as I was when I first started here:

Custom Mats, and Customs shorts and Manduka Yoga Gear - One of My shorts has "Mixx" on a 1940's fighter plane. [Image: smile.gif] I am familiar with all of the Yoga poses and moves (DHV). I know when to game girls to maximize results in and out of class.

let's see how it goes.


Mixx
Reply

Two words - HOT YOGA

MiXX you still do Yoga to bang?

Contributor at Return of Kings.  I got banned from twatter, which is run by little bitches and weaklings. You can follow me on Gab.

Be sure to check out the easiest mining program around, FreedomXMR.
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)