[Mirthless]

(12-24-2012 07:22 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 06:52 PM)Clyde Rules Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 06:46 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

also can't look at the face the same again after this

What....what is that horrible sight from?

Here is the original below. She is forever ruined in my eyes.

http://52.imagebam.com/download/UPs59Pdb...412_02.jpg

[ghostdog]

(12-24-2012 06:44 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

She's got the white trash face on lock.

Women with weak/receded chins and jaws cannot afford to gain weight. if they stay skinny it can look delicate/feminine but once they start getting sloppy it shows in the face right away. all the fat just sinks. Ghastly.

[Timoteo]

I would bang Upton based on face and titties. Even when she was in good shape, I noted her lack of hips and flat ass. It's the same deal as with Mila Kunis in the sense that they have those extended torsos, so when they gain around the middle, it forms the super muffin-top. Of course, Upton has a bigger frame and bigger titties, so I could get more turned on by her than Kunis. Up to a certain point of course. She REALLY should have tightened up that mustache situation before she came out in public though...

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

It's fascinating just how quickly a boner disappears after seeing a picture of a girl's mustache. Say what you want about Kim Kardashian but you have to give her props for keeping the hair off her lips (at least the ones on her face). Kate Upton could throw herself at me tomorrow with a shaved face, to me it would no longer matter because what's been seen cannot be unseen. Im with Speakeasy on this one, she's ruined.

[All or Nothing]

(12-24-2012 10:38 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  

It's fascinating just how quickly a boner disappears after seeing a picture of a girl's mustache. Say what you want about Kim Kardashian but you have to give her props for keeping the hair off her lips (at least the ones on her face). Kate Upton could throw herself at me tomorrow with a shaved face, to me it would no longer matter because what's been seen cannot be unseen. Im with Speakeasy on this one, she's ruined.

Well, if she threw herself at me, I would fuck her no problem. A little hair on thchipper lip is not a problem for me. Honestly even with a little chub, she's still hotter than 99% of the women I meet on a daily basis.

8/10 would bang

[Thatdude]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ghostdog]

(12-24-2012 10:59 PM)Thatdude Wrote:  

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

hahaha sorry man

[Humanist]

Kate Upton in that Cat Daddy video? Yeah, I would fuck her back to the Stone Age.

These pics you guys are posting, I wouldn't recognize her as the same person. I wonder what happened.

[Clyde Rules]

(12-24-2012 07:22 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 06:52 PM)Clyde Rules Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 06:46 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

also can't look at the face the same again after this

What....what is that horrible sight from?

Here is the original below. She is forever ruined in my eyes.

http://52.imagebam.com/download/UPs59Pdb...412_02.jpg

Jeez she has a mustache. LMAO man thats hilarious

[Excelsior]

(12-24-2012 06:44 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

I was out last night at a half-empty club, and I saw multiple girls hotter than Upton. Don't understand the hype.

1. Very tall.
2. Blonde.
3. Blue-Eyed.
4. Unusually Large, Natural Tits.

That's a winning formula every time. American culture has a real soft spot for girls with this combination, even if they're not objectively special in many ways.
The little "cat daddy" gimmick she did just added fuel to the fire.

[Spike]

(12-24-2012 10:51 PM)All or Nothing Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 10:38 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  

It's fascinating just how quickly a boner disappears after seeing a picture of a girl's mustache. Say what you want about Kim Kardashian but you have to give her props for keeping the hair off her lips (at least the ones on her face). Kate Upton could throw herself at me tomorrow with a shaved face, to me it would no longer matter because what's been seen cannot be unseen. Im with Speakeasy on this one, she's ruined.

Well, if she threw herself at me, I would fuck her no problem. A little hair on thchipper lip is not a problem for me. Honestly even with a little chub, she's still hotter than 99% of the women I meet on a daily basis.

8/10 would bang

Although that lip and nose hairs picture kinda grossed me out yesterday because you don't expect that from a famous model and her body is less appealing compared to OTHER supermodels, I have to fully agree with poster All or nothing here.

I would still bang the living daylights out of her. I've done much worse then her. Much much worse and so have all of you, otherwise you won't be here.
Lets be honest for a moment. None of the guys here are banging girls like that on the regular, even though some (former) posters want us to believe that and hype themselves up. Truth is that real players who bang high quality girls on the regular are not typing up posts on an online forum where half the guys are (former) nerds/creeps/losers/betas and the other half a semi-succesfull small time players after a lot of struggling.

How many guys here have proven to be banging this kind of girls on the regular? I know none. Yeah some have a big mouth full of scoring 8's but no one has seen them actually. I think the most proven player on the forum is Fisto since others are saying he's scoring 7's and an occasional 8 (although in the DR and I still have to believe two guys who are known for joking around) All other posters here I don't trust in their statements.

Most guys here would probably be happy to bang a 6.5 on the regular and would commit to the first 8 they have the chance with.

I know this is not a fun thing to hear but the "2/10 would not bang" crowd should take a long and hard look at themselves in the mirror and ask themselves who they are fooling.

The way I see it is that the RVF is a forum for guys for want to be that guy banging high class and/or beautiful girls and try to improve their game/life to get there, not for guys who are already there or are natural gamers who laugh at the mere thought of learning how to pick up hot girls.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

Neil, you're right. We have all done much worse than Kate Upton but keep in mind that one man's 6.5 might be considered another man's 9. As for kissing girls with a little bit of hair on the lips I'll admit it, I've done it twice in the past when I first started game. I couldn't bring myself to close for the bang, though. Since then I've come a long way and have learned many things while at the same time setting standards for girls I'd be interested in doing. I know I'll get some shit for this but Kate Upton is no exception. Take away her fame, title, & money & she'll go back to being just another regular good looking blonde with peach fuzz. Just because she's famous doesnt give her a free pass to let herself go. On top of that she has VIP access to the best hygiene products & exercise resources on the planet. If she wont get herself a wax, shave, & treadmill in order to reach her maximum desirability having the ability to do so then she doesnt deserve your cock.

[tenderman100]

(12-25-2012 05:58 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

I would still bang the living daylights out of her. I've done much worse then her. Much much worse and so have all of you, otherwise you won't be here.

Lets be honest for a moment. None of the guys here are banging girls like that on the regular, even though some (former) posters want us to believe that and hype themselves up. Truth is that real players who bang high quality girls on the regular are not typing up posts on an online forum where half the guys are (former) nerds/creeps/losers/betas and the other half a semi-succesfull small time players after a lot of struggling.

How many guys here have proven to be banging this kind of girls on the regular? I know none. Yeah some have a big mouth full of scoring 8's but no one has seen them actually. I think the most proven player on the forum is Fisto since others are saying he's scoring 7's and an occasional 8 (although in the DR and I still have to believe two guys who are known for joking around) All other posters here I don't trust in their statements.

Most guys here would probably be happy to bang a 6.5 on the regular and would commit to the first 8 they have the chance with.

I know this is not a fun thing to hear but the "2/10 would not bang" crowd should take a long and hard look at themselves in the mirror and ask themselves who they are fooling.

The way I see it is that the RVF is a forum for guys for want to be that guy banging high class and/or beautiful girls and try to improve their game/life to get there, not for guys who are already there or are natural gamers who laugh at the mere thought of learning how to pick up hot girls.

QFT.

Let's face it -- the level of bullshit is high on this forum. If Kate Upton came up to ANY of us in a club, a bar, or at a party, and said to you, "Let's go back to my place and fuck each other's brains out" you would be drooling and palpitating all the way to her place -- assuming you could get it up out give the high levels of apprehension you'd have.

It's like those who diss the babes on my 40 something thread. The vast majority of those babes most everybody would bang in 2 seconds.

Personally, I haven't had an 8 in 20 years. But the married babes I am banging are quite respectable. They kiss great, suck cock great, and fuck like rabbits. That's what matters.

[Basil Ransom]

It's not that we wouldn't bang Upton. It's that we appreciate great beauty so much that we hate to see a girl anything less than stunning reach such heights as Upton has. There are enough drop dead gorgeous girls that we don't need to put merely pretty ones on the cover of Sports Illustrated. We feel cheated and deceived; Upton as one of the most beautiful women in America is just a big bold lie. A basketball fan would have the same reaction if an average man were to become an NBA player.

[Norset]

Well said ^

I hope the posters here are not delusional and rationalizing to the 2/10 pointy elbows syndrome. I don't see much evidence of that either. Which is why I read/post here.

This type of tall big boned blonde is 100% NOT my type, which is probably the case for a couple of other guys who have posted so far. Throw in some chubbiness and no want for female company, and you end up with "would not bang".

[tenderman100]

(12-25-2012 11:07 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

It's not that we wouldn't bang Upton. It's that we appreciate great beauty so much that we hate to see a girl anything less than stunning reach such heights as Upton has. There are enough drop dead gorgeous girls that we don't need to put merely pretty ones on the cover of Sports Illustrated. We feel cheated and deceived; Upton as one of the most beautiful women in America is just a big bold lie. A basketball fan would have the same reaction if an average man were to become an NBA player.

The culture is going to elevate what the culture wants to elevate. It will elevate some great stuff, it will elevate shit, and everywhere in between. Upton is somewhere in between, but clearly more toward the great scale.

There's still quite a bit of meritocracy though -- greatness and beauty does shine through. But even in the NBA, there will be mediocrity as well as meritocracy.

[tenderman100]

(12-25-2012 11:49 AM)Norset Wrote:  

Well said ^

I hope the posters here are not delusional and rationalizing to the 2/10 pointy elbows syndrome. I don't see much evidence of that either. Which is why I read/post here.

This type of tall big boned blonde is 100% NOT my type, which is probably the case for a couple of other guys who have posted so far. Throw in some chubbiness and no want for female company, and you end up with "would not bang".

Nah, you'd bang her. Everybody else on her would too.

[kenny_powers]

How tall is Kate Upton? Wait until she gets knocked up. Remember Jessica Simpson circa Dukes of Hazard? Have you seen her lately, pregnant again I think.

[beta_plus]

I'm really beginning to wonder about all of these women celebrities letting themselves get fat. Part of your job honey is to NOT BE FAT. While not easy, it's not that hard.

If millions of dollars in advertising endorsements will not give women an incentive to not be fat, what will?

[soup]

(12-25-2012 05:58 AM)Neil Skywalker Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 10:51 PM)All or Nothing Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 10:38 PM)Alpha Hunter Zero Wrote:  

It's fascinating just how quickly a boner disappears after seeing a picture of a girl's mustache. Say what you want about Kim Kardashian but you have to give her props for keeping the hair off her lips (at least the ones on her face). Kate Upton could throw herself at me tomorrow with a shaved face, to me it would no longer matter because what's been seen cannot be unseen. Im with Speakeasy on this one, she's ruined.

Well, if she threw herself at me, I would fuck her no problem. A little hair on thchipper lip is not a problem for me. Honestly even with a little chub, she's still hotter than 99% of the women I meet on a daily basis.

8/10 would bang

Although that lip and nose hairs picture kinda grossed me out yesterday because you don't expect that from a famous model and her body is less appealing compared to OTHER supermodels, I have to fully agree with poster All or nothing here.

I would still bang the living daylights out of her. I've done much worse then her. Much much worse and so have all of you, otherwise you won't be here.
Lets be honest for a moment. None of the guys here are banging girls like that on the regular, even though some (former) posters want us to believe that and hype themselves up. Truth is that real players who bang high quality girls on the regular are not typing up posts on an online forum where half the guys are (former) nerds/creeps/losers/betas and the other half a semi-succesfull small time players after a lot of struggling.

How many guys here have proven to be banging this kind of girls on the regular? I know none. Yeah some have a big mouth full of scoring 8's but no one has seen them actually. I think the most proven player on the forum is Fisto since others are saying he's scoring 7's and an occasional 8 (although in the DR and I still have to believe two guys who are known for joking around) All other posters here I don't trust in their statements.

Most guys here would probably be happy to bang a 6.5 on the regular and would commit to the first 8 they have the chance with.

I know this is not a fun thing to hear but the "2/10 would not bang" crowd should take a long and hard look at themselves in the mirror and ask themselves who they are fooling.

The way I see it is that the RVF is a forum for guys for want to be that guy banging high class and/or beautiful girls and try to improve their game/life to get there, not for guys who are already there or are natural gamers who laugh at the mere thought of learning how to pick up hot girls.

Neil, I agree with you that most guys on here, myself included, bang girls that aren't as hot Kate, but I'm sorry, the weight gain drops her down many ratings.

The last girl I banged had that same kind of white mid-western face, and happened to be just fat as the fat Kate. If she lost weight, she'd be a model. She even had the big tits thing.

And I've banged hotter girls than her this year- including a go-go dancer and a stripper, and I wouldn't consider myself a fully/consistent alpha guy yet.

[speakeasy]

In fairness to Kate, that mustache pic may have been taken before she blew up. If you look at the original, she looks VERY young, like still in high school young. So maybe the pic is pre-modelling. It's also a tale-tale sign that her teeth look yellow. Any SI model would've gotten her teeth whitened. So I'm guessing the pic comes from before her fame.

Yes, would bang. Would even cuddle.

[Tuthmosis]

(12-25-2012 11:07 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

It's not that we wouldn't bang Upton. It's that we appreciate great beauty so much that we hate to see a girl anything less than stunning reach such heights as Upton has. There are enough drop dead gorgeous girls that we don't need to put merely pretty ones on the cover of Sports Illustrated. We feel cheated and deceived; Upton as one of the most beautiful women in America is just a big bold lie. A basketball fan would have the same reaction if an average man were to become an NBA player.

I'm going to copy-paste this everytime one of these threads ends up with the I-wanna-see-what-you-guys-are-banging argument. That argument is so common, I want to give it a name along the lines of Godwin's Law.

From now on, I'm calling it Upton's Law.

[Giovonny]

She has a beautiful face but a fat body.

Her popularity is another sign that obesity is becoming the new norm. Our standards have dropped.

If her body was tight, she would be a 10.

I would bang but I would not hit it doggy-style. She would not look good from behind.

(12-24-2012 04:57 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

I would rather face-fuck her. Thats her best asset.

[dk902]

Agreed with Gio.

Damn that is not a flattering ass pic!

[sucio44]

That stache and nose hair pic freaked me out a bit. So here are a couple of old vids that will get her back in our good graces.

I never understood how she was considered a supermodel--her face is no more than cute. BUT THOSE TITTIES!!!