[DVY]

Depends on the days...Fridays/Saturdays are best.

Slide is better than Ruby Skye imo for most weekends. Door can close for Slide (tiny bar/club) around 10.30pm which is v. early for any club/bar. When i lived there, they enforced strict ratio, 1-1 guy/girl minimum. Around 10.30ish, it became 1 guy/2 girls. At 10.45ish, it became only girls. It is loud and everybody dances. Believe it was top 40s, hip-hop and house mash. Prime pop-off hours is imo around 11ish. When girls starting drinking, it can get lively quickly.

Ruby Skye has very good talent beginning of night (especially when big name DJs come to town aka Avicii, PVD, etc etc), shittier as the night progresses. Its a big club, so they pack it to the rafters to make silly money on cover...

Knowing your style G-manifesto, I would recommend day-time venues more. Custom-suit pulls more punches when day is out.

Embarcadero farmer's market on saturday is fantastic...food, women, downtown. Check out the korean fusion stand...think its called Noma or something. I liked there chicken breast pieces on fries topped w/kimchi, spicy mayo, sauce. Then order a crabcake sandwich at the stand next-door. For desert, go inside to Cowgirl Creamery and get an authentic cream soda w/dark Rechuti chocolate (not on menu). They make it by making dark chocolate cream, adding soda to it and stirring gently. Its an interesting concotion that changes flavor and texture based on its carbonation. Top it off w/an earl-grey panna cotta from the same spot. Its a lot of food and drink...best to split it up w/somebody or just eat half of it.

SF vintermarket wine-tasting (for 49 dollars standard and 99 dollars for reserve room which has the 100+ dollar bottles) which is held 4 times a year at Fort Mason has tons and tons of stunners. Havent seen that many drunk, fly talent ever. It was the most social, friendly and rich environment ever behind the reserve ropes. Shooting tasters of blue-label w/the fly pour girls. Flirting w/the milfs. Its all game. Show up early because everybody gets pretty sauced in less than 2 hours. Heres the link...http://www.sfvintnersmarket.com/

For a date...check out Fresca in Pacific Heights...Sunday Brunch- Bottomless mimosas- 12 dollars. Paella-22 dollars...fantastic. Lomo saltado sandwich (Steak sandwich)...around 13 dollars...Young up-and coming proffesionas/yuppies dine here. ITs been a mixed-bag, but you can see some superb talent resting up after Saturday by continuing to get wasted around noon. http://www.yelp.com/biz/fresca-san-francisco-4

Other options, that I have heard but not seen...Circa for sunday bottomless mimosas. Its the Marina. Similar prices. Tipsy pig was pretty weak on sunday tho.

Other good options...do the billionaire row walk. I like walking from Pacific Heights up towards Alta Plaza Park http://www.yelp.com/biz/alta-plaza-park-san-francisco. Then up towards Broadway. Then left on Broadway past all the mega-mansions. Then make a right on Lyon Street. Guaranted joggers. Depending on the time of day, some really sexy joggers and people out doing yoga. Fly girls, fly cars, sick ass mansions, beautiful views...If thats not motivation, I dont know what is... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/25...53722.html

Some other good options...Dolores Park for Bi-rite ice-cream (amazing) and try your swooping magic on the grass of Dolores Park. Recommend bringing lots and lots of jays to spark up w/hotties. Summer-time people come here, and set up to drink and chill. Decent talent.

Go in front of the Macy's downtown where theres lots of tourist foot-traffic. Smoke your stoogs, and post up and chop. Near the steps, near macys, near the ice-skating rink. Fantastic looking women. Many tourists.

[Basil Ransom]

(12-27-2012 09:02 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  

(12-26-2012 11:10 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

G:

The 2013 pledge class at USC, UCLA, LMU...

Personally, I like very feminine looking girls. Femininity hardly survives past age 20 in America, so 18-19 year old 8s trump the older, supposed 10s the media is selling us. While Upton is young, she looks old beyond her years, and has the face of a chipmunk. I wouldn't be anywhere near as harsh on most actresses/debutantes/models, just Upton looks uniquely bad compared to her peers.

I feel you on this one. I was walking around the mall with my friend. I was half chub looking at all of the "18" year olds. I would lose my boner looking at the 22+ crowd. Same thing at the gym the ~18 year olds have soft, supple looking skin and are thin. The 22+ girls desperately do hours of cardio and their skin is rarely the same. I turned to my friend and said "you know what the difference between these girls is. As soon as they graduate highschool they enter a tailspin as they approach the wall. Quality spirals downward and they get fatter and fatter"

The other part of it is, it's very easy to practically *never* see girls in this age range - they're not in most workplaces, they're not at the bars or even the gyms, they're in college and you're not... So you don't even have these girls as a reference. They're not on your radar.

[GameTheory]

(12-26-2012 11:10 AM)basilransom Wrote:  

G:

The 2013 pledge class at USC, UCLA, LMU...

former UCLA student Alexandra Wallace

[speakeasy]

(12-27-2012 09:12 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

The other part of it is, it's very easy to practically *never* see girls in this age range - they're not in most workplaces, they're not at the bars or even the gyms, they're in college and you're not... So you don't even have these girls as a reference. They're not on your radar.

Very true. Although I'm generally not targeting girls under 21 so it's not a big issue to me. You should consider opening a couchsurfing profile if you live a hosting-friendly(i.e. not far flung suburb with no attractions nearby) part of town. There are lots of chics of that age looking for hosts. A decent number of them are cute, open-minded and have no issues with "older" guys.

[Veloce]

G-

Greystone Manor
Koi (sushi restaurant but model hangout)
STK (also restaurant but model hangout)
Jones Cafe
El Carmen
Roger Room
Playhouse
Supperclub
Myhouse
Mystudio
Colony
Hyde Lounge
Sayer's Club

Now, some of these places are shithole clubs most nights. But I've seen girls hotter than Kate Upton there. Much hotter.
Some of these places are casual bars, like El Carmen. I got a number from a girl I'd considering much hotter than Kate Upton rthere.
Some of these places are restaurants with bars attached. I've seen girls outside waiting for valet that are hotter than Kate Upton.

Sorry Neil, to each their own. I would not bang, dead serious. But then I don't like blonde girls. You guys think I'm full of shit but it's true. My blonde girl notches are in the single digits. For some reason it's a boner killer to me. Anyone with a decent rep I can send you pics of girls that I've banged that are both hotter and uglier than Kate Upton, but NONE of them are as fat as she is. If a girl is remotely chubby, I just can't get it up, it's not a matter of me being a snob or making myself out to be some hardcore playa that only hits 8+. I'd take a skinny bitch with an uglier face over Kate Upton ANY day.

To each their own gents. I could post girls I've banged and there'd be some guys here that would say, "Kate Is WAY hotter than that chick" and that'd be fine. If Kate came up to me in a bar and said, "I want you to fuck me in a back alleyway", I would literally have to talk myself into it, and pretty much not let my eyes wander below her fat neckline.

[Giovonny]

(12-27-2012 09:12 PM)DVY Wrote:  

Depends on the days...Fridays/Saturdays are best.

Slide is better than Ruby Skye imo for most weekends. Door can close for Slide (tiny bar/club) around 10.30pm which is v. early for any club/bar. When i lived there, they enforced strict ratio, 1-1 guy/girl minimum. Around 10.30ish, it became 1 guy/2 girls. At 10.45ish, it became only girls. It is loud and everybody dances. Believe it was top 40s, hip-hop and house mash. Prime pop-off hours is imo around 11ish. When girls starting drinking, it can get lively quickly.

Ruby Skye has very good talent beginning of night (especially when big name DJs come to town aka Avicii, PVD, etc etc), shittier as the night progresses. Its a big club, so they pack it to the rafters to make silly money on cover...

Knowing your style G-manifesto, I would recommend day-time venues more. Custom-suit pulls more punches when day is out.

Embarcadero farmer's market on saturday is fantastic...food, women, downtown. Check out the korean fusion stand...think its called Noma or something. I liked there chicken breast pieces on fries topped w/kimchi, spicy mayo, sauce. Then order a crabcake sandwich at the stand next-door. For desert, go inside to Cowgirl Creamery and get an authentic cream soda w/dark Rechuti chocolate (not on menu). They make it by making dark chocolate cream, adding soda to it and stirring gently. Its an interesting concotion that changes flavor and texture based on its carbonation. Top it off w/an earl-grey panna cotta from the same spot. Its a lot of food and drink...best to split it up w/somebody or just eat half of it.

SF vintermarket wine-tasting (for 49 dollars standard and 99 dollars for reserve room which has the 100+ dollar bottles) which is held 4 times a year at Fort Mason has tons and tons of stunners. Havent seen that many drunk, fly talent ever. It was the most social, friendly and rich environment ever behind the reserve ropes. Shooting tasters of blue-label w/the fly pour girls. Flirting w/the milfs. Its all game. Show up early because everybody gets pretty sauced in less than 2 hours. Heres the link...http://www.sfvintnersmarket.com/

For a date...check out Fresca in Pacific Heights...Sunday Brunch- Bottomless mimosas- 12 dollars. Paella-22 dollars...fantastic. Lomo saltado sandwich (Steak sandwich)...around 13 dollars...Young up-and coming proffesionas/yuppies dine here. ITs been a mixed-bag, but you can see some superb talent resting up after Saturday by continuing to get wasted around noon. http://www.yelp.com/biz/fresca-san-francisco-4

Other options, that I have heard but not seen...Circa for sunday bottomless mimosas. Its the Marina. Similar prices. Tipsy pig was pretty weak on sunday tho.

Other good options...do the billionaire row walk. I like walking from Pacific Heights up towards Alta Plaza Park http://www.yelp.com/biz/alta-plaza-park-san-francisco. Then up towards Broadway. Then left on Broadway past all the mega-mansions. Then make a right on Lyon Street. Guaranted joggers. Depending on the time of day, some really sexy joggers and people out doing yoga. Fly girls, fly cars, sick ass mansions, beautiful views...If thats not motivation, I dont know what is... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/25...53722.html

Some other good options...Dolores Park for Bi-rite ice-cream (amazing) and try your swooping magic on the grass of Dolores Park. Recommend bringing lots and lots of jays to spark up w/hotties. Summer-time people come here, and set up to drink and chill. Decent talent.

Go in front of the Macy's downtown where theres lots of tourist foot-traffic. Smoke your stoogs, and post up and chop. Near the steps, near macys, near the ice-skating rink. Fantastic looking women. Many tourists.

I'm glad somebody around here is posting solid info about San Francisco!

[Basil Ransom]

If restaurants are your thing, Gjelina in Venice is hard to beat. The Other Room nearby has some talent, but they're hard to get at.

I've seen some hotties outside Bootsy Bellows, a club. Also at AV Club, which according to some brief research is pretty exclusive.

[_DC_]

(12-25-2012 02:25 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Let's turn this thread positive.

What bars and clubs are you guys hanging out at where the average girl is way hotter than her?

You already know this but I got an entire mile stretch with the average girl being hotter: Lincoln Rd, South Beach

Im with the dude, Ill bang mediocre girls with good bodies but any chub is a huge boner killer.

[esperar]

(12-24-2012 06:46 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

also can't look at the face the same again after this

That can not be unseen. Forever tainted.

[thegmanifesto]

(12-27-2012 08:30 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(12-26-2012 11:55 PM)DVY Wrote:  

@G-manifesto- Ill bite.

LA- drais, supperclub, W hotelbar, Standard hotel-bar,??? (haven't hit these high-ends as much yet)

SF- Ruby Skye, Slide, Tipsy Pig, Q bar (Mondays only in Castro, 2 dollar vodkas bring out lots of straight girls), Embarcadero Farmer's Market on Saturday around 11am, Infusion (recently gone down hill, not sure about this one...), grub/bar spots up and down market st (B and B bar for happy hour, samovar tea lounge for chill weekends, indian restaurant amber (i think?) has an upstairs lounge bar, lime (castro) for sunday unlimited mimosa brunch, fresca (Pacific heights, best paella/ delish sandwiches with peruvian blend) which has unlimited 12 dollar mimosas saturday/sunday 10-2pm, Playground (pacific heights/ karaoke bar w/soju. some fly korean dime-pieces swish in and out of here). I can think of lots more, but im getting tired of racking my brain.

Vegas- lots and lots. Marquee, XS, Chateau, hotelbars aka Bond bar, Chandelier bar, Blue Martinee (has talent on Weds for lady nights), Artisan for after-hours, Pool-parties, walking around on the strip, swoops off of Earl of Sandwich

Now we are talking.

Are you sure Ruby Skye and Slide will have way hotter girls than her?

Quote:

LA- drais, supperclub, W hotelbar, Standard hotel-bar,???

I looked closer at your list.

No shot on The Standard or W Hotel bar.

Maybe on opening night at The Standard in the 90's. But now?

No shot.

[Basil Ransom]

G, I've found *one* website which reliably covers all the hottest new joints. Plus the writing's pretty fresh: Urban Daddy

Urban Daddy covers:

• Atlanta
  Boston
  Chicago
  Dallas
  DC
  LA
  Miami
  NYC
  San Francisco
  

Probably every new top shelf joint I hear about gets covered there. Nightlife coverage online is surprisingly sparse. Not so surprising I guess when you see the kinds of people who show up to events that advertise on the internet...

[thegmanifesto]

(12-28-2012 07:59 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

G, I've found *one* website which reliably covers all the hottest new joints. Plus the writing's pretty fresh: Urban Daddy

Urban Daddy covers:

• Atlanta
  Boston
  Chicago
  Dallas
  DC
  LA
  Miami
  NYC
  San Francisco
  

Probably every new top shelf joint I hear about gets covered there. Nightlife coverage online is surprisingly sparse. Not so surprising I guess when you see the kinds of people who show up to events that advertise on the internet...

Nice.

I actually signed up for that a while back and get their emails. I forgot about it. Thanks for reminding me.

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Nightlife coverage online is surprisingly sparse.

Yeah, it really blows my mind.

The internet sucks for nightlife info. It is good for restaurants (yelp, eater, chowhound) but there is nothing reliable online for nightlife.

I have thought for a long time this could be a good niche to exploit.

It also makes my nightlife reports on cities so valuable. The G Manifesto is really the only thing you can take to the bank on that front.

The problem is, I am the one who writes it, so I have to figure out all the sh*t by myself.

[A CLOCKWORK TRADER]

She's a real beauty. That is what a model should look like. Not some lanky boyish 14 year old looking model. And btw, she just hit 20. A little early to be talking about hitting the wall. What's not to like about this girl? Don't know how people in here are slamming her figure. When have you gotten girls like that?

[WesternCancer]

Clockwork, check out any of the girls Fisto has posted in the "girls we've banged" and "DR invasion" thread. definitely better bodies than kate upton.

[DVY]

@G-manifesto- If you want near every girl to look amazing, there is no better place than Vegas- XS/Marquee/ anywhere in Cosmopolitan Hotel.
LA girls are as whole a notch lower.

You are 100% right its not peak LA-hotness, but Ill still stand by my decision...I only go out weekends now.

Went about 2 months ago, Standard downtown had some really good-looking black and asian girls. (but nowhere near the frequency of Vegas)

W-hotel bar had some sexy white girls....I attribute it to spillover effect from drais when it gets too crowded/expensive/late to get in.

@dude3737- This fall, Ive went to mystudio and myhouse, its been pretty weak. Maybe, i just went on a off-night, but conferring w/a recent UCLA grad who parties a lot- he agreed its not too good. Apparently, it was OK about 2-3 years ago.

Colony has gone downhill a lot too. I was not impressed the last 2-3 times I went. Lots of armenians 1 time I went. Another time, it was a massive wad of fat mexicans, w/a sprinkling of white LA party-girls who were bottle-hopping and then dipped out as soon as the bottle hit empty. It has a horrible layout, and is purely optimized to sell bottles.

[Basil Ransom]

Welcome to the LA nightlife scene, where it's a constant rat race of hot white girls and their white male orbiters, and swarthy men in hot pursuit, followed by waddling Mestizas, with try-hard Asian girls making random appearances. Exaggeration, but not an absolute fabrication.

Pretty sure myHouse is a has been. The hot clubs right now, from what I can tell, are Bootsy Bellows, AV Club, Couture, Sound, Vignette, Greystone, Blok, and Sixty Six. Not sure if they're all top notch though, haven't been to 'em.

Found another site with nightlife info, but more miss than hit: dailyiso.con

[Sourcecode]

I banged a girl that looked like kate upton...only her tits didnt sag as much...and she had black hair...and no mustasche

[thegmanifesto]

(12-27-2012 11:01 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

G-

Koi (sushi restaurant but model hangout)

That place is bricky.

Quote:

Now, some of these places are shithole clubs most nights. But I've seen girls hotter than Kate Upton there. Much hotter.

Of course. Like one girl more fly?

Or every girl more fly?

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If Kate came up to me in a bar and said, "I want you to fuck me in a back alleyway", I would literally have to talk myself into it, and pretty much not let my eyes wander below her fat neckline.

I love your posts.

But stop fronting.

You are saying if a Sports Illustrated Cover Girl wanted to swoop you in a bar, (in an alley no less), you would have to "talk yourself into it"?

Come on guy.

And people think I say things that are far fetched.

(12-27-2012 11:01 PM)thedude3737 Wrote:  

G-

Playhouse
Myhouse
Hyde Lounge

Is it still 2007?

Is the stock market about to crash?

Is the housing bubble about to burst?

Is Christian Audiger still loved by 99% of American (gay) males?

[poutsara]

no comment

[Excelsior]

Kate Upton earlier today:

[Teedub]

(12-24-2012 04:45 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

They gain weight and call their sloppy new bodies "curvy".

I fucking hate that shit. Curvy used to just mean someone with hips and curves IN THE RIGHT PLACES...Then the fatties co-opted it and took it to basically excuse overweight women of their abysmal failings.

[speakeasy]

^^^ not hot. She is going to rot at age 30.

[UgSlayer]

(12-24-2012 04:45 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

tick tock bitch

Did anyone else laugh out loud when they read this?

[Excelsior]

Her mother doesn't seem to have aged that poorly, though.

[qazwsx]

(12-24-2012 06:46 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

also can't look at the face the same again after this

With this one I would invent a new sexual position: The Demon Barber of Upton Street

After smash her in all ways, I would cum all over her moustache. Then rub it with a shaving brush until it made a good piece of foam. And finally cut that nasty hair with a straight razor in just one stroke.