[Clyde]

She has an odd shaped lower half. no bueno.

[Kid Strangelove]

(12-27-2012 08:19 PM)GameTheory Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 04:57 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

OMG... it's Rikishi !!!

Posted this on Reddit, already getting hated on perfectly. Little help guys?

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/16...ttractive/

[GameTheory]

(01-15-2013 01:37 PM)Kid Strangelove Wrote:  

(12-27-2012 08:19 PM)GameTheory Wrote:  

(12-24-2012 04:57 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  

OMG... it's Rikishi !!!

Posted this on Reddit, already getting hated on perfectly. Little help guys?

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/16...ttractive/

you could start a game: show pix of Kate Upton's Cottage Cheese ass, then show the ass of Rikishi Fatu (450-pound pro wrestler)

can you guess which is which ?

[Screwston]

She looks very average in the pictures Athlone posted up. Nothing special at all about her except those big tits.

[Sourcecode]

im still confused as fuck.
She must have a good ass agent.
Who is hiring her?

meh face
no ass
no hips
no legs
no arms
titties will flapjack as soon as the bra is off.

But she gets a superbowl commercial

[Excelsior]

(01-24-2013 12:15 AM)Sourcecode Wrote:  

im still confused as fuck.
She must have a good ass agent.
Who is hiring her?

meh face
no ass
no hips
no legs
no arms
titties will flapjack as soon as the bra is off.

But she gets a superbowl commercial

1. Tall
2. Blonde
3. Blue-Eyed
4. Big Tits

That's all that's really necessary in the modern USA.

[Sourcecode]

at 5'10
Her breast don't even look that big when half of the meat sags that far

[magellan]

Just had to change my desktop background. There's no coming back from that 'stache pic. Damn.

[sucio44]

She really looks just average in that commercial--I guess you guys were right about her.

[germanico]

So, a twenty-something girl shows no sign of hitting the wall?

Goooood for her.

She is allright, nice boobs. But nothing out of the ordinary. She has the face and body of a regular pornstar, which is what she should be doing, except that somewhere between the "lets start out by doing some bikini shoots" and the "Ive got some friends in Miami if you are interested in doing some serious money" lines, she got lucky and made it big.

She is just riding the wave until her fame wears out.

[Giovonny]

I think she is popular because she is classically beautiful (her face with make up) and she is normal (overweight) at the same time.

People love this. They can marvel at her beauty but they can also relate to her as a normal person.

She seems more realistic. Women will admire her because she is confident even though she is overweight. Guys consider her more realistic because she looks alot like the girl next door who is carrying an extra 10 pounds.

She doesn't represent perfection, she represents normal.

Some models can get away with this. Sometimes perfection seems bland and flaws add character. Beauty and sex appeal can be weird sometimes.

This chick has the personality to pull it off. Down to earth, playful, feminine, doesn't take herself to serious. I like her confidence.

She has flaws, people can relate.

If she was poor she would be a 7. But, she can also look like a 9 in the right dress and make up. She is the classic American "girl next door".

[tenderman100]

(01-25-2013 11:45 AM)Giovonny Wrote:  

I think she is popular because she is classically beautiful (her face with make up) and she is normal (overweight) at the same time.

People love this. They can marvel at her beauty but they can also relate to her as a normal person.

She seems more realistic. Women will admire her because she is confident even though she is overweight. Guys consider her more realistic because she looks alot like the girl next door who is carrying an extra 10 pounds.

She doesn't represent perfection, she represents normal.

Some models can get away with this. Sometimes perfection seems bland and flaws add character. Beauty and sex appeal can be weird sometimes.

This chick has the personality to pull it off. Down to earth, playful, girl, doesn't take herself to serious. I like her confidence.

She has flaws, people can relate.

If she was poor she would be a 7. But, she can also look like a 9 in the right dress and make up. She is the classic American "girl next door".

Correct. Which is why every guy on this forum would bang her in a nanosecond, despite protestations to the contrary.

[Excelsior]

(01-25-2013 12:04 PM)tenderman100 Wrote:  

Correct. Which is why every guy on this forum would bang her in a nanosecond, despite protestations to the contrary.

[All or Nothing]

(01-25-2013 05:07 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

(01-25-2013 12:04 PM)tenderman100 Wrote:  

Correct. Which is why every guy on this forum would bang her in a nanosecond, despite protestations to the contrary.

Thumbs up to having standards man. I have really high standards myself. That's why instead of going out, I stay in and masturbate to pics of beautiful women. Honestly, it's a win-win.

[Excelsior]

Just to clarify: Not saying I wouldn't hit it. Kate Upton is a solid 7, and I've gone for girls lower on the scale than that. My standards aren't that high (I've had peers call them low, actually).

What I am questioning is the notion that we should all want to "bang in a nanosecond", as though she were unquestionably and irresistibly attractive in a way that nearly every other girl is not.

The reality is that she's a cute girl like many I see walking around my campus, and I don't see myself wanting to bang her any more rapidly than them. In fact, I can think of several girls on my campus I'd prefer to get to over her, and my school is not Florida State, UT-Austin or some other massive university known for hot chicks.

That's my point-she isn't that special, at least not to me. Maybe the fact that she seems sort of plain is appealing to some like Gio said ("Girl Next Door" and all that), but I'm not feeling it. I don't see any reason to go gaga over this girl when I can make personal contact with women I honestly feel are just as attractive, if not more so.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

^This. Athlone nailed it on the head here.

[Basil Ransom]

She isn't classically beautiful.

I'm predicting that Upton is long past her peak CAREER-wise. People will see the MB advert and think, "God, how did we ever think this woman is gorgeous?"

Quote:

1. Tall
2. Blonde
3. Blue-Eyed
4. Big Tits

That's all that's really necessary in the modern USA.

Plenty of girls fit that description, and plenty of them are hotter than her. Honestly, I don't know why she got to where she did. She looked hot in the Cat Daddy video, and that was about it. Otherwise, I totally agree that she is not hot. Go to any decent club or bar in a big city with talent, or any decent college, and you'll see girls younger, hotter and tighter than her.

[Alpha Hunter Zero]

@BasilRansom- Having connections gets you anywhere and Im guessing that's how she got her foot in the door. As for rating her looks, it's kind of pointless. Contrary to what may be argued, having worldwide fame and money enhances any good looking person's desirability.

[TheRookie]

Girls with this body type are usually terrible lays. Shallow but wide pussies, the worst type.

I guess you get to play with her tits though.

[tenderman100]

(01-25-2013 06:44 PM)Athlone McGinnis Wrote:  

Just to clarify: Not saying I wouldn't hit it. Kate Upton is a solid 7, and I've gone for girls lower on the scale than that. My standards aren't that high (I've had peers call them low, actually).

What I am questioning is the notion that we should all want to "bang in a nanosecond", as though she were unquestionably and irresistibly attractive in a way that nearly every other girl is not.

The reality is that she's a cute girl like many I see walking around my campus, and I don't see myself wanting to bang her any more rapidly than them. In fact, I can think of several girls on my campus I'd prefer to get to over her, and my school is not Florida State, UT-Austin or some other massive university known for hot chicks.

That's my point-she isn't that special, at least not to me. Maybe the fact that she seems sort of plain is appealing to some like Gio said ("Girl Next Door" and all that), but I'm not feeling it. I don't see any reason to go gaga over this girl when I can make personal contact with women I honestly feel are just as attractive, if not more so.

I am not saying you would go ga ga.

I am saying that you would bang her in a nanosecond.

That nanosecond takes as long for her, nicely made up, showing some skin, to say to you,

"Athlone, sweetheart, let's go back to my place and have a Bailey's."

Now if that happened, don't breathe TOO heavy.

[Excelsior]

(01-25-2013 09:21 PM)tenderman100 Wrote:  

I am not saying you would go ga ga.

I am saying that you would bang her in a nanosecond.

That nanosecond takes as long for her, nicely made up, showing some skin, to say to you,

"Athlone, sweetheart, let's go back to my place and have a Bailey's."

Now if that happened, don't breathe TOO heavy.

And I'm saying that there are like a 100 girls on my campus who could cause the exact same reaction in me, and probably 6 or so more on top of that who'd create much stronger reactions. And that's just on my non-hottie-mecca, stuffy Ivy league campus. There are probably 1000 chicks walking around in each of Tallahasse, State College or Ann Arbor (among many other places) that'd meet that standard. Actually, there were probably a couple dozen girls in my high school who could have done the same thing.

She hasn't got any kind of beauty or appeal in my eyes that I haven't seen on a whole bunch of other girls. If she can get me to "bang her in a nanosecond", so can about 10 million other chicks who, for whatever reason, aren't doing super bowl commercials.

Being able to get a red blooded male to bang you in a nanosecond isn't some kind of rare ability, which is my point-this girl doesn't stand out to me, especially in that commercial. No hips, not a lot of tone on the bod, meh face, meh legs. If you're like most American men and are obsessed with height, the blonde hair/blue-eyes combo and big tits then perhaps she's special. If you're like me you don't care all that much.

7/10, would hit, don't feel it'd be that remarkable.

Just sayin'.

[sixsix]

Haha. Her body is disgusting. Would bang for the fame.

[GameTheory]

i would bang her face, her boobs, that's about it

[sheesh]

Kate Upton overweight ?! That's seriously fucked up. Are you guys banging skelletons or what ?

She is not really my type and she is not a super model to me but it would be safe to say that a woman like her is still out of reach for at least 95% of guys on here.

[Excelsior]

(01-27-2013 09:17 AM)sheesh Wrote:  

Kate Upton overweight ?! That's seriously fucked up. Are you guys banging skelletons or what ?

She is not really my type and she is not a super model to me but it would be safe to say that a woman like her is still out of reach for at least 95% of guys on here.

I've dated women who are, in my honest (and admittedly subjective) estimation, significantly better looking than Kate Upton and possessed significantly better bodies. I'm not Denzel or Tyson Beckford, so make of that what you will.

If by "woman like her" you refer to her fame/celebrity, then you're right, she's definitely out of reach for 95% of dudes here. If by "woman like her" you mean physical appearance, I wouldn't bet on it. Her looks aren't elite IMO.

Unless your primary criteria for judging physical appearance are breast size, height, and the possession of the blonde hair/blue eye combo, Kate Upton probably won't get that high on your list. Face is just ok, body is just ok, waist-to-hip ratio is just ok, ass is average, legs are average, etc, etc. She's a cute girl (7/10 imo), but there are plenty of those walking around and plenty of guys here have been with them.