[Roosh]

He just passed 5,000 posts.

His blue collar game, texting screenshots, and troll stories have no doubt made this forum a better place. Here's to many Florida skanks in your immediate future.

[soup]

Three cheers for El Mech!

[Excelsior]

[Samseau]

Mech is $75 an hour for repairs a good deal?

[Vacancier Permanent]

Congrats man, you're one of the funniest guys here. Keep the gems coming.

[j r]

Living in a SWPL mecca like Washington, DC makes me appreciate E Mech's posts like nobody else's. The second I ever start to think that one of these broads is as refined as she's trying to play it, I just picture myself violating her with a remote control. It works every time.

[painter]

Thanks El Mechanico, your posts are always full of good stuff!

[Timoteo]

   

Hamsters everywhere stand in awe of you El Mechanico. Congratulations brother.

[Menace]

A forum legend.

[Walderschmidt]

Isn't 5 centuries 500?

You mean 5 Millenium?

[RougeNoir]

El Mech, Here's to another 5 racks:

[Screwston]

I don't think mechanico understands that he's kind of like a fucked up, player father figure for a lot of guys. I learn about all kinds of shit from his posts.

[BoneDaddy]

Mech, you rock dude!

Guys, I have the pleasure of spending about one fourth of my time in TPA. I can tell you that this man lays it down exactly like it is.

Cheers, brother. Here's to the next 5000.

Bone

[Aliblahba]

The greatest IRT in internet history.

[Hotwheels]

[Aliblahba]

I've done a rough calculation and figured out that 35% percent of his posts were used to troll Neil Skywalker into:

7 temporary bans
5 pieces of broken furniture
3 mental breakdowns (crying included)
2 bedwetting incidents

As to add to the festive mood, I'll post a pic I took of his boat while down on Clearwater.






   

[el mechanico]

Am I supposed to post on this thread? I was hoping it would turn into a roast.

I made a drink so after Tuthmosis gets done with his 9 bus transfers and his Indian to-go food after work things should be good here.

[Aliblahba]

Honestly, when I saw the thread title, I though Emech had banged his 5th 100 y.o. woman.

[Lothario]

Here, Here e-mech, Congrats..... and to celebrate go on and bust a one man thriller flash mob move at the shittiest dive bar in Pineallis county

[Hotwheels]

I humbly offer up a fine Tampa wench to Mech for hitting this milestone.



*Who the fuck uses Pepsi as a mixer?

[Aliblahba]

(10-16-2012 08:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Am I supposed to post on this thread? I was hoping it would turn into a roast.

I made a drink so after Tuthmosis gets done with his 9 bus transfers and his Indian to-go food after work things should be good here.

No one will roast you cause they're afraid you'll spend the next 5K posts trolling all those involved.

[R Smoov]

(10-16-2012 07:28 PM)houston Wrote:  

I don't think mechanico understands that he's kind of like a fucked up, player father figure for a lot of guys. I learn about all kinds of shit from his posts.

I agree fully. His texts are starting to seep in my head when I text some girls.

But we still gotta roast you Mech.

[AlbertoDelMuerto]

(10-16-2012 09:11 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:  

I humbly offer up a fine Tampa wench to Mech for hitting this milestone.



*Who the fuck uses Pepsi as a mixer?

This slut looks kinda British!

[el mechanico]

(10-16-2012 09:39 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  

(10-16-2012 08:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Am I supposed to post on this thread? I was hoping it would turn into a roast.

I made a drink so after Tuthmosis gets done with his 9 bus transfers and his Indian to-go food after work things should be good here.

No one will roast you cause they're afraid you'll spend the next 5K posts trolling all those involved.

It's funny that Roosh thinks this is my 5000th post. This is my 35,000th post! I'm going to run down my other user names here.
1. Kickboxer
2. MeXX
3. Basil Ransom
4. Entropy 0-5
5. GEEMAC
6. Every user name that starts with Alpha
7. Hydrogonian
8. Hiflo
9. Pusscrook
10. Dash Global

[Tuthmosis]

I'm just getting caught up with this thread and I'm trying to decide what to do:

1. A genuine congratulations love-post for Mechanico, talking about how he inspires me to cull the dredges--auto-body shops, shit-hole bars, and POF--for abundant low-end pussy that keeps my balls empty and my cell phone buzzing.

2. An out-of-nowhere, over-the-top, meltdown-like, Mechanico-ain't-shit haterade post going on about how, if I had my druthers, I'd ban him and delete every single one of his 5,000 posts permanently and burn any computer on which I've loaded his posts.

3. An elaborate, dystopic prediction of what the world will be like when he reaches 500,000 posts.

4. A series of memes re-enacting highlights from the last 5,000 posts.

Congratulations, man.