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El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Roosh - 10-16-2012
He just passed 5,000 posts.
His blue collar game, texting screenshots, and troll stories have no doubt made this forum a better place. Here's to many Florida skanks in your immediate future.
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El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - soup - 10-16-2012
Three cheers for El Mech!
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Excelsior - 10-16-2012
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El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Samseau - 10-16-2012
Mech is $75 an hour for repairs a good deal?
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Vacancier Permanent - 10-16-2012
Congrats man, you're one of the funniest guys here. Keep the gems coming.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - j r - 10-16-2012
Living in a SWPL mecca like Washington, DC makes me appreciate E Mech's posts like nobody else's. The second I ever start to think that one of these broads is as refined as she's trying to play it, I just picture myself violating her with a remote control. It works every time.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - painter - 10-16-2012
Thanks El Mechanico, your posts are always full of good stuff!
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Timoteo - 10-16-2012
Hamsters everywhere stand in awe of you El Mechanico. Congratulations brother.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Menace - 10-16-2012
A forum legend.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Walderschmidt - 10-16-2012
Isn't 5 centuries 500?
You mean 5 Millenium?
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - RougeNoir - 10-16-2012
El Mech, Here's to another 5 racks:
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El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Screwston - 10-16-2012
I don't think mechanico understands that he's kind of like a fucked up, player father figure for a lot of guys. I learn about all kinds of shit from his posts.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - BoneDaddy - 10-16-2012
Mech, you rock dude!
Guys, I have the pleasure of spending about one fourth of my time in TPA. I can tell you that this man lays it down exactly like it is.
Cheers, brother. Here's to the next 5000.
Bone
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Aliblahba - 10-16-2012
The greatest IRT in internet history.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Hotwheels - 10-16-2012
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El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Aliblahba - 10-16-2012
I've done a rough calculation and figured out that 35% percent of his posts were used to troll Neil Skywalker into:
7 temporary bans
5 pieces of broken furniture
3 mental breakdowns (crying included)
2 bedwetting incidents
As to add to the festive mood, I'll post a pic I took of his boat while down on Clearwater.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - el mechanico - 10-16-2012
Am I supposed to post on this thread? I was hoping it would turn into a roast.
I made a drink so after Tuthmosis gets done with his 9 bus transfers and his Indian to-go food after work things should be good here.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Aliblahba - 10-16-2012
Honestly, when I saw the thread title, I though Emech had banged his 5th 100 y.o. woman.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Lothario - 10-16-2012
Here, Here e-mech, Congrats..... and to celebrate go on and bust a one man thriller flash mob move at the shittiest dive bar in Pineallis county
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El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Hotwheels - 10-16-2012
I humbly offer up a fine Tampa wench to Mech for hitting this milestone.
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*Who the fuck uses Pepsi as a mixer?
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Aliblahba - 10-16-2012
Quote: (10-16-2012 08:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Am I supposed to post on this thread? I was hoping it would turn into a roast.
I made a drink so after Tuthmosis gets done with his 9 bus transfers and his Indian to-go food after work things should be good here.
No one will roast you cause they're afraid you'll spend the next 5K posts trolling all those involved.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - R Smoov - 10-16-2012
Quote: (10-16-2012 07:28 PM)houston Wrote:I agree fully. His texts are starting to seep in my head when I text some girls.
I don't think mechanico understands that he's kind of like a fucked up, player father figure for a lot of guys. I learn about all kinds of shit from his posts.
But we still gotta roast you Mech.
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - AlbertoDelMuerto - 10-16-2012
Quote: (10-16-2012 09:11 PM)Hotwheels Wrote:
I humbly offer up a fine Tampa wench to Mech for hitting this milestone.
*Who the fuck uses Pepsi as a mixer?
This slut looks kinda British!
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - el mechanico - 10-16-2012
Quote: (10-16-2012 09:39 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:It's funny that Roosh thinks this is my 5000th post. This is my 35,000th post! I'm going to run down my other user names here.
Quote: (10-16-2012 08:22 PM)el mechanico Wrote:
Am I supposed to post on this thread? I was hoping it would turn into a roast.
I made a drink so after Tuthmosis gets done with his 9 bus transfers and his Indian to-go food after work things should be good here.
No one will roast you cause they're afraid you'll spend the next 5K posts trolling all those involved.
1. Kickboxer
2. MeXX
3. Basil Ransom
4. Entropy 0-5
5. GEEMAC
6. Every user name that starts with Alpha
7. Hydrogonian
8. Hiflo
9. Pusscrook
10. Dash Global
El Mechanico: welcome to the 5 century club - Tuthmosis - 10-16-2012
I'm just getting caught up with this thread and I'm trying to decide what to do:
1. A genuine congratulations love-post for Mechanico, talking about how he inspires me to cull the dredges--auto-body shops, shit-hole bars, and POF--for abundant low-end pussy that keeps my balls empty and my cell phone buzzing.
2. An out-of-nowhere, over-the-top, meltdown-like, Mechanico-ain't-shit haterade post going on about how, if I had my druthers, I'd ban him and delete every single one of his 5,000 posts permanently and burn any computer on which I've loaded his posts.
3. An elaborate, dystopic prediction of what the world will be like when he reaches 500,000 posts.
4. A series of memes re-enacting highlights from the last 5,000 posts.
Congratulations, man.