[tedwaltmuf]

I had the weirdest conversation over text with a girl today so I'm posting it for your enjoyment or if someone could tell me what the hell is going through this crazy girls head.
Just some context, this girl is my lab partner and we are going to be doing a project as an extracurricular for our CVs. A doctor I worked with told me about this project and I told her about it. WE both know this doctor and she said last night that she got an email with all the info. So I start working on it and that's where the conversation starts.
For reference, Dr. S is our teacher, Dr. E or R is the doctor we know and S is the chick. Let me know what you guys think.

[torridon747]

Can you organize your texts in a little better, i can't see the chronological order here. Nice vocabulary though.

[ksbms]

Can you actually explain how does a lab project and following text exchange relate to getting laid? What is your objective because, frankly I can't see any? There are other websites/forums for uploading funny and not-so-funny stuff. I skimmed through and there is nothing funny about it - and if you tried to move a step towards getting a date with her, you failed miserably. It's dry, overblown, overwritten, overly logical, and crammed with excessive use of fancy words. If you thought it would make her wet, then rest assured, you did the opposite by trying to impress her - you made her vag a sandpaper. Frankly, if you think your post belongs to this forum, then it's no good. I suspect you're trolling.

[tedwaltmuf]

(02-09-2017 06:52 PM)Eugenics Wrote:  

Can you organize your texts in a little better, i can't see the chronological order here. Nice vocabulary though.

Sorry I tried Putting them in order but it mixed them up. There's 3 pages of messages four pictures to each page. the sight put the pages in the order of page 2 page 3 and page 1

[tedwaltmuf]

(02-09-2017 06:59 PM)ksbms Wrote:  

Can you actually explain how does a lab project and following text exchange relate to getting laid? What is your objective? There are other websites/forums for uploading funny and not-so-funny stuff.

My objective is to sleep with this girl. She is obviously batty so I do proceed with a girl like this?

[ksbms]

(02-09-2017 07:04 PM)tedwaltmuf Wrote:  

(02-09-2017 06:59 PM)ksbms Wrote:  

Can you actually explain how does a lab project and following text exchange relate to getting laid? What is your objective? There are other websites/forums for uploading funny and not-so-funny stuff.

My objective is to sleep with this girl. She is obviously batty so I do proceed with a girl like this?

You don't. You've already made her vag a sandpaper. You are her sparring partner and have firmly put yourself in a friend's zone with this verbal stuff. You haven't led towards a date with that nonsense that you've messaged to and fro. Why, in the first place, you'd do anything like that messages exchange, if she's your lab partner whom you see on a day to day basis? Why were you so afraid to express in person you'd like to go for a drink in a bar and take it from there? At best, you've confused her big time, at worst you are, like I mentioned above, in a friend's zone. Look for a girl elsewhere and learn some basic text game because there's none in what you've uploaded. Many resources on the internet.

[tedwaltmuf]

(02-09-2017 07:09 PM)ksbms Wrote:  

(02-09-2017 07:04 PM)tedwaltmuf Wrote:  

(02-09-2017 06:59 PM)ksbms Wrote:  

Can you actually explain how does a lab project and following text exchange relate to getting laid? What is your objective? There are other websites/forums for uploading funny and not-so-funny stuff.

My objective is to sleep with this girl. She is obviously batty so I do proceed with a girl like this?

You don't. You've already made her vag a sandpaper. You are her sparring partner and have firmly put yourself in a friend's zone with this verbal stuff. You haven't led towards a date with that nonsense that you've messaged to and fro. Why, in the first place, you'd do anything like that messages exchange, if she's your lab partner whom you see on a day to day basis? Why were you so afraid to express in person you'd like to go for a drink in a bar and take it from there? At best, you've confused her big time, at worst you are, like I mentioned above, in a friend's zone. Look for a girl elsewhere and learn some basic text game because there's none in what you've uploaded. Many resources on the internet.

She kind of pissed me off by refusing to take 2 seconds to give me the information I needed, the way she was acting made me think she was lying which she does a lot and liars that make me waste my time on nonsense has always been a pet peeve of mine.

[RatInTheWoods]

TLDNR

[The Breeze]

Searching for a positive....??


He DID at least put it in the Newbie thread.

[LeoneVolpe]

Me repeatedly turning my head to try and read that

   

[XPQ22]

What's college cost these days, like $58,000/yr?

Seems like money well-spent!

[sterling_archer]

What up with her refusing to say to you what was in email? Don't go forward with her rudeness, i.e. don't "game" her.

[tedwaltmuf]

(02-10-2017 01:38 AM)sterling_archer Wrote:  

What up with her refusing to say to you what was in email? Don't go forward with her rudeness, i.e. don't "game" her.

I think she was lying about getting an email from the doctor because she does have a problem with lying. But ya I just refused to apologize then stopped texting her altogether. She has since apologized and begged to see me so she can "make it up to me" so well see how that goes.

[Number one bummer]

You spent some ten dollar words on a two dollar woman.

Is this for an undergraduate degree?

[General Stalin]

If this broad is your lab partner you should ask the prof. to select a new lab partner. Looks like she is a hindrance to your productivity and ultimately your grade for this project.

[tedwaltmuf]

(02-11-2017 01:19 PM)General Stalin Wrote:  

If this broad is your lab partner you should ask the prof. to select a new lab partner. Looks like she is a hindrance to your productivity and ultimately your grade for this project.

Ya I'm going to stop all communication with her. apparently, she claims that the email was part of a thread with personal info regarding a friend of theirs and I had no right to know thats why I couldn't have it.