Should have taken the chick you had in the bag to your house and fucked her and also texted the Brazilian the address to your apartment. Worst case scenario both bounce, best case, threesome.
Memorable text message exchanges with girls
Quote: (10-15-2012 09:43 PM)_GQ_ Wrote:
Should have taken the chick you had in the bag to your house and fucked her and also texted the Brazilian the address to your apartment. Worst case scenario both bounce, best case, threesome.
I tried to use the champagne bait, but she wasn't biting. Next time I will just text my address, we were texting at about 4am, might as well. I overthought it. I got greedy and wanted to bang plan b that night, and put her on backburner for the following night.
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Got the BJ tonight. Asked for it mid-debate (during the economy segment - figured it'd be appropriate to get screwed while listening to how I'll get screwed) but she declined because it'd be "slutty." She instead sucked me about 15 minutes after it had ended, and then admitted that it would have been "hot" if she had done it during the debate when I asked the first time.
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How to get a girl to buy you dinner:
(Chilean girl I already banged) Yesterday:
Me: I'm ready to take you up on that dinner offer now by the way![[Image: wink.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/wink.gif)
Her: Hmmmm did I> Que te gustaria
Me: FWD: if you don't have plans for dinner, I'd like to take you out. Don't feel bad if you've arranged something already ( i forwarded her previous message weeks ago)
Her: I'd love to, but I arranged something with friends, What about a drink?
Me- radio silence
Her: I have a better idea. Drinks today?
Her: I do feel bad![[Image: sad.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/sad.gif)
Me: Dinner maybe tomorrow early
Her: Ok, I'll be coming from work. Let me know where, or we can do take out and i'll bring a bottle of wine![[Image: smile.gif]](https://rooshvforum.network/images/smilies/smile.gif)
Today
Me: xxx at 7pm
Her: see you then!
(Chilean girl I already banged) Yesterday:
Me: I'm ready to take you up on that dinner offer now by the way
Her: Hmmmm did I> Que te gustaria
Me: FWD: if you don't have plans for dinner, I'd like to take you out. Don't feel bad if you've arranged something already ( i forwarded her previous message weeks ago)
Her: I'd love to, but I arranged something with friends, What about a drink?
Me- radio silence
Her: I have a better idea. Drinks today?
Her: I do feel bad
Me: Dinner maybe tomorrow early
Her: Ok, I'll be coming from work. Let me know where, or we can do take out and i'll bring a bottle of wine
Today
Me: xxx at 7pm
Her: see you then!
This exchange led to me getting a +1 last night.
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El Mech was right, girls do love Emojis.
El Mech was right, girls do love Emojis.
Nice job Kickboxer keep it up!
Girl was in town and tried to stop by on her way out - her kid and cousin were in the car, and I think she was planning the bj or a quickie. I missed her call as I was out in the shop behind my house.
Her: Hey are you at your house?
Her: I was going to stop by to take a pee.
Me: come on over
Her: I'm already gone. Missed you.
Me: Damn.
20 minutes later - Her: I was going to give you something.
Me: I know.
Her: lol
Me: This ain't my first rodeo, Cowgirl.
Her: hahaha I bet it's not!
BJ was postponed but handled later on. No big accomplishment with this one but still funny.
Her: Hey are you at your house?
Her: I was going to stop by to take a pee.
Me: come on over
Her: I'm already gone. Missed you.
Me: Damn.
20 minutes later - Her: I was going to give you something.
Me: I know.
Her: lol
Me: This ain't my first rodeo, Cowgirl.
Her: hahaha I bet it's not!
BJ was postponed but handled later on. No big accomplishment with this one but still funny.
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"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
"The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe.
To be your own man is a hard business. If you try it, you'll be lonely often, and sometimes
frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself." - Kipling
Banged this ugly girl out months ago and I never want to see her again. Unfortunately she's a clinger and periodically texts me promising me sexual favors.
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So now I troll her.
So now I troll her.
Got a good text last night, and a pretty good one this morning.
Russian 9 I've been banging:
Her: So... did you finish your work??
Me: I'm just leaving now, rough day
Her: So today no? we need to make it better!!
Me: How is that possible
Her: Alcohol and Sex
Persian girl I used to bang but now I use her in my social circle:
Her: Met this super pretty girl law student who lives i my building. Ud love
Me: Haha set it up!
Going to be a good week.
Russian 9 I've been banging:
Her: So... did you finish your work
??Me: I'm just leaving now, rough day
Her: So today no? we need to make it better!!
Me: How is that possible
Her: Alcohol and Sex
Persian girl I used to bang but now I use her in my social circle:
Her: Met this super pretty girl law student who lives i my building. Ud love
Me: Haha set it up!
Going to be a good week.
Quote: (10-18-2012 06:55 PM)kickboxer Wrote:
This exchange led to me getting a +1 last night.
El Mech was right, girls do love Emojis.
I've just started getting into the emojis. They actually make texting fun for me instead of annoying. Still feel Im finding my feet though so if anyone's got some more good ones with emojis please throw them up
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Okay... prelude for these text messages. This is how I got a +1 with a Lithuanian born, American raised, 18-yr old with D-cups. I called her up earlier in the day (I don't text that much) and she agreed to come to my apartment. Everything looked like it was going according to plan.
But she texted before the date... I opened my phone and what do I see?
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When I picked her up, I just kept talking and talking until I got her back to my apartment. Got her naked and she would do everything except penetration.
Saw her again later that week and banged.
Okay... prelude for these text messages. This is how I got a +1 with a Lithuanian born, American raised, 18-yr old with D-cups. I called her up earlier in the day (I don't text that much) and she agreed to come to my apartment. Everything looked like it was going according to plan.
But she texted before the date... I opened my phone and what do I see?
When I picked her up, I just kept talking and talking until I got her back to my apartment. Got her naked and she would do everything except penetration.
Saw her again later that week and banged.
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Sup guys, need a bit of help here.
Situation is, met a girl I know through mutual friends randomly one night out in the town, she was drunk, fully opened up to me and showed me her interest. Asked for my contact info, we continued talking, we hit it off and flirted alot. She came out once, we got smashed, clubbed, and we hooked up all night (but no bang). This was 1.5 months ago, in that time we tried to set something up every weekend but I flopped once, she flopped a couple times, and the rest we just kind of played the ignoring game, and the last 2-3 weeks it's been just me initiating convos when we do randomly talk (once a week). But when we do talk, she still shows some interest.
Anyway, I know she is interested and attracted she has told me numerous times, so that's why I'm still chasing.
I'm gonna send her a message sometime this week to come out with me (we haven't spoken in about 1 week). She said she had to refrain from me when we first started talking because I was trouble and she acts crazy around me. So I'm thinking of sending her a random message this week saying "Are you still refraining from me?", whatever her answer is, I'm gonna then invite her out somewhere.
Thoughts?
Situation is, met a girl I know through mutual friends randomly one night out in the town, she was drunk, fully opened up to me and showed me her interest. Asked for my contact info, we continued talking, we hit it off and flirted alot. She came out once, we got smashed, clubbed, and we hooked up all night (but no bang). This was 1.5 months ago, in that time we tried to set something up every weekend but I flopped once, she flopped a couple times, and the rest we just kind of played the ignoring game, and the last 2-3 weeks it's been just me initiating convos when we do randomly talk (once a week). But when we do talk, she still shows some interest.
Anyway, I know she is interested and attracted she has told me numerous times, so that's why I'm still chasing.
I'm gonna send her a message sometime this week to come out with me (we haven't spoken in about 1 week). She said she had to refrain from me when we first started talking because I was trouble and she acts crazy around me. So I'm thinking of sending her a random message this week saying "Are you still refraining from me?", whatever her answer is, I'm gonna then invite her out somewhere.
Thoughts?
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Trifecta.
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Emojis only:
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Emojis only:
Background:
23 year old Indian (dot not feather) born here. From on line. Went out Sunday night, made out. This convo is after the second date (which was sort of made lame by stupid DC trivia night that prevented me from sitting next to her). She's a virgin (although she claims that she has done everything else). I would rate her about a 6.
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23 year old Indian (dot not feather) born here. From on line. Went out Sunday night, made out. This convo is after the second date (which was sort of made lame by stupid DC trivia night that prevented me from sitting next to her). She's a virgin (although she claims that she has done everything else). I would rate her about a 6.
That girl is retarded. Menace lay off the sex talk or innuendo with these types of girls. She is trolling you and you're sending "penis promise" She talks sex or about not having sex you change the subject and defuse her. You'll find out if she's going to fuck when you see her after a few drinks so don't fall for that stuff...oh and don't ask for pictures it sends a creep vibe unless she wants to bang you badly.
Quote: (10-24-2012 10:04 AM)el mechanico Wrote:
That girl is retarded. Menace lay off the sex talk or innuendo with these types of girls. She is trolling you and you're sending "penis promise" She talks sex or about not having sex you change the subject and defuse her. You'll find out if she's going to fuck when you see her after a few drinks so don't fall for that stuff...oh and don't ask for pictures it sends a creep vibe unless she wants to bang you badly.
That is good advice. I don't think I really conveyed the vibe and how she relates to me properly, so the things I wrote were not so crazy in context. If I didn't know anything about game, this girl would be hard to deal with. Since I have other options, I don't really care how this one goes or how long it takes...in fact for a variety of reasons the longer it takes the better.
Quote: (10-24-2012 10:15 AM)Menace Wrote:Well you sent 15 texts in a half hour. If you want to back burner her let her stew to see what's up. Play her on the fence and see what happens.
Quote: (10-24-2012 10:04 AM)el mechanico Wrote:
That girl is retarded. Menace lay off the sex talk or innuendo with these types of girls. She is trolling you and you're sending "penis promise" She talks sex or about not having sex you change the subject and defuse her. You'll find out if she's going to fuck when you see her after a few drinks so don't fall for that stuff...oh and don't ask for pictures it sends a creep vibe unless she wants to bang you badly.
That is good advice. I don't think I really conveyed the vibe and how she relates to me properly, so the things I wrote were not so crazy in context. If I didn't know anything about game, this girl would be hard to deal with. Since I have other options, I don't really care how this one goes or how long it takes...in fact for a variety of reasons the longer it takes the better.
She thinks you're trying to get laid so you have to make her think you don't care about getting laid and not so much about her without saying it
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