What's everyone's favourite opener at the moment? I find with openers I go through phases of using certain ones, it's like one's in fashion and another isn't...(That opener is sooo 2010). Here are a few of mine:
'I sincerely hope you're not trying to push in' - said in quite a serious tone, used at the bar or in the queue for a club even when a girl is blatantly not pushing in but I pretend she is.
'Did you just touch my arse?' - Like a Shelby Cobra GT 500, will always remain a classic, gives girls in a shit mood to light you up, separates the bitches from the less bitchy.
'Are you standing in the way on purpose?' - I use this one when a girl is standing talking to her friends, on the side, wherever in a club/bar but you can pretend she's in your way, then I usually follow it up with 'Is that your best seduction technique, to stand in the way, hoping to trap guys in your web?'
I try to use situational openers more often than not, as most guys on here know the opener doesn't mean jack, but can help. When all else fails and I'm on the spot I go with the classic:
'Do you know what time this place closes' and before they've finished their sentence 'because I'm not from here' and then follow up with 'do you know any places open until (insert time here).' Then you can have a shitty little conversation about clubs and voila you've got your foot in the door.
'I sincerely hope you're not trying to push in' - said in quite a serious tone, used at the bar or in the queue for a club even when a girl is blatantly not pushing in but I pretend she is.
'Did you just touch my arse?' - Like a Shelby Cobra GT 500, will always remain a classic, gives girls in a shit mood to light you up, separates the bitches from the less bitchy.
'Are you standing in the way on purpose?' - I use this one when a girl is standing talking to her friends, on the side, wherever in a club/bar but you can pretend she's in your way, then I usually follow it up with 'Is that your best seduction technique, to stand in the way, hoping to trap guys in your web?'
I try to use situational openers more often than not, as most guys on here know the opener doesn't mean jack, but can help. When all else fails and I'm on the spot I go with the classic:
'Do you know what time this place closes' and before they've finished their sentence 'because I'm not from here' and then follow up with 'do you know any places open until (insert time here).' Then you can have a shitty little conversation about clubs and voila you've got your foot in the door.