Quote: (04-03-2019 12:00 AM)Stay Wrote:
Maybe I noticed it earlier as I’m uncut. I give myself a dry after everypiss and I noticed slightest bit of wetness where should be dry and it caused slight itch. If your cut I imagine that wouldn’t be noticeable as it would dry straight away and by time you do notice it’s had time to develop. Mine definitely was beginning to hurt more as time went on.
For getting STD checks you should go to glink clinic, it’s the cheapest I’ve found . My friends gay Filipino roommate recommends them. Don’t know if being homo is a requirement. 200,000 vnd for each test.
The clinics aimed at expats charge like 4,000,000 for doing the same tests.
Those fucking prejudiced cunts. Fuck them.
Took your recommendation and went to get tested.
I emailed them and arranged an appointment. Los of Zalo chats. Lots of heart reactions to my bog standard replies. Being tall and blond is obviously a thing.
Fine..
Just give me the tests.
So I got there and when I got past all the pointy shoes and men wearing perfume and non stop fuck me looks I sat down with the doctor.
All they wanted to talk about was HIV. H-I-V.. H-I-Fucking-V..
The dr is going on to me 200,000 VND for consultation and 400,000 for HIV test.
I said "to be honest my work are going to test me for HIV and Hepatitis in the next 2 months.. I don't need testing for that. I would like testing for herp and gonorrhoea and chlamydia.."
"But surely.. you are scared of HIV...?"
Ummm, not really?
"But you wrote us that you're scared..! and H-I-V!!.. and H-I-Veee!!"
No.
Got my phone out.
"See, here's where you messaged ME about HIV"
" and here's where you messaged ME AGAIN about HIV" and I told you it wasn't a concern but..
"here's where you tried to put HIV in the conversation again."
So...
((((HIV))))...
I'm not very good at acting camp or "light on my feet" but I didn't expect that I would have to.
Cheapest testing in Saigon, there's got to be funding from someone to explain that.
After I hadn't shown enough concern about (((HIV))) they kept me sitting there for an hour whilst they went back and forth between themselves.
Trying to be a Good Samaritan and find out if I had any STI's without knowing it and get them treated instead of inadvertently passing them on.
So much back and forth about fuck all.
Dr refusing to consult, test me or prescribe.
Eventually he does…
he prescribes that if I am concerned I might have contracted Gonnarheoa Chlamydia, the Herp and want to check responsibly then..
My underpants must be infected.
So I am to boil my underwear and then soak them in some kind of Bleach..
Holds up phone. “This one!” “It stink! Okay..! It stink! It stink!”
Then he prescribes an antibiotic that Western medical friends have since warned me not to touch..
With the advice “It will turn piss blue.. but don’t worry” ====
I shit you not.
If the night walkers could have sent a snow blizzard to expel me from that place it would have been less frosty than the one those bitches sent out from their narrowed eyes and their sucked in cheeks as I left.
((H I V)) ..
Pay the extra 400 000 or out yourself as a non-fruit.
Kind of resent the 200 000 VND fee that they charged for that witch doctor consultation and study in cattiness.
And these guys are getting it all cheaper because of their “special” status.