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Banged a regular. Got a few strokes in, then she said she didn't want to fuck because her stomach hurt but she gave me a great blowjob. Took a long time to cum for some reason but it was epic when I did. Not the first time I've fucked her but she was my Irish flag.

She's taking a long time in the bathroom right now for some reason. Might have something to do with me getting cum in her hair lol
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her moans reached a crescendo as my voice rang out, "cunt...whore...FUCKING SLUT." Finally got anal on the first date. Thank you Okcupid for your bounty of slutty nerds.
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+1. Jewish girl with super-low voice. (This one goes out to Basil.)

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This thread is uselss without pics! [Image: biggrin.gif]
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^She just took off, so I can do a quick detail. Met up with this chick near a local bar, walked to one of my spots and ran my standard first-date framework. We were friendly, but I got zero DTF vibe. Still, I ran tight game, got her to my place and, once there, began to get the type of friendly vibe that I seem to get whenever I'm going to get iced out.

I played it cool, kept running unproblematic game, and started the make-out. That's when I confirmed my worst suspicions. She kissed back, but with a shitty disinterested body language, including doing completely tongue-less kissing! This was some going to be some old-school, junior-high make-out. This happened to me a few months back, and I decided that rather than let it rattle me like the last time (I ever-so-slightly got talkative and agitated), I would enjoy the fuck out of that kiss and escalate from that state of mind. I forced myself to get into the tongueless kissing, grabbed her head, and went from there.

Sure enough, I had her butt-naked within 10 minutes. Zero LMR. One of the smoothest kissing-to-banging transitions ever. As they say in the world of sports: never give up on a play.

Moral of the story: one or two icy signals doesn't mean she's not DTF. Stay calm, stay with it, and find a way to kindle the fire.

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+1

Thank you OKC. Funny story on this one, met her a year ago on a 1st date off some other dating site. Neither of us liked each other. Messaged her randomly without knowing it was her, and after we agreed to meet she asked if we met before. Turns out we obviously did, so we're like fuck it let's do it again. First time was last week, got her back to my place but said she wouldn't bone, got the shirt off. Tonight, 2nd date, no resistance. She just left and I'm eating some left over pot roast I'm so hungry.
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"So did you really want a pen when you met me in the coffee shop?"

"Oh of course."

[Image: lol.gif]

"Shall I get a taxi back?"

Heaven sent.
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She just left. I have never in my life dealt with 10hours of LMR. That was an epic struggle of wills.

A year from now you'll wish you started today
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10 hours? Jesus, did you keep her up all night trying to get it in?

+1, huuuge boobs. Met her the day before, got cockblocked at the last minute and she got out of the cab. Last night we picked up where we left off .. and this morning too...
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Just hooked up with ex... I know.. Lame :/ ... but banged a fresh one earlier today. Student girl who just called and asked to pop by. Banged her in the couch I borrow from a friend [Image: tongue.gif] .. After I went out to a concert. Then I went home with my ex. Made her leave after. She was not happy, a lot of drama. She knows I'm leaving for south america, so she values our time togheter. Hence, she wants the sleep over. Ain't gon' happen ^^
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I'm not one to brag, so all I have to say is;

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OKC+POF+Chicago=poosy paradise
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Quote: (05-05-2012 06:55 AM)ElJefe Wrote:  

She just left. I have never in my life dealt with 10hours of LMR. That was an epic struggle of wills.




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Quote: (05-06-2012 12:48 PM)bacan Wrote:  

10 hours? Jesus, did you keep her up all night trying to get it in?

I showed no quarter. She waited all evening for me to kiss her but I was following a variation of Tuth's first date recipe and waited till we hit the pad. First kiss was hot and heavy with a lot of grabbing, so she decided to say "I don't feel like it". lulz! That was so American. From then on I knew it was war. Spent the next ten hours touching her ass, ripping off her clothes. she'd slap my hand away from her crotch, we'd nap 15 minutes before my drunk hard-on woke me again, and then I'd restart. she was exhausted by morning but fucking horny becuase I had FINALLY graduated to dry humping. Then in a frenzy of kissing my hand slipped around her butt unchallenged and all of sudden my finger was inside her. She moaned like crazy, so I diddled her a bit then pulled back and she finally gasped

"Take me!"

She's great though, and it's kind of new for me. she's a smart girl, 19, and is willing to play along with my "bigoted" gender roles. Threw me a few shit tests recently

Her: "Ok, talk later. Ducles sueños! Tq"

Me: lulz!

Ten minutes she sent a message explaining herself and I had to tell her to take it easy, tq was a bit much, she could just say te añoro

talking about training

Her: "You just want me to have a tight ass"

Me: "I want you to be happy" (beta bait)

15 secs later

Me: "But I like sleeping with girls who have tight asses"

Her: "Haha! You're incurable" (she's been working out 2 hours a day since she met me)

A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Finally got it. Will give a small detailed report later.

I just want to say it was awesome [Image: smile.gif]
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Went to a themed party..called the rich and beautiful 2 days ago(forgot to make the post)
Hosted buy the building next to me.

Dressed up win white pants black shirt and flashy red tie.
Everyone else had black pants on..
So i guess i looked extra rich.

A random person introduced me to a girl because she happen to be American.
I was gonna go for the easy bang..but her german friend was much hotter.
Invited her back to my places...a 30 second walk. and got the bang.
She gave me her number and left.
I told her id call her soon...
Im pretty sure she was about 7 years older than me..but still hot

I am the cock carousel
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Just got back from a cheap motel fuck with one of my married broads. She was so hot to trot over the weekend, emailing me constantly, I told her I only have a two hour window today, and she said fine.

I was few minutes late, she texted me, and said she got the room and come on up. The door was ajar, I knocked, walked in, and she was under the sheets.

It was great, but when she got on top of me after some extended missionary, she reared back and I think she pulled my groin. It was agony..and I have to work out today since I skipped two days!!

She's like Mrs. Yoga and can bend her body in so many ways. Me, not so much.

An amazing blow job finish, since I was incapable of any loin to loin exertion after that and she was so sorry she hurt me.

And we were done in under 2 hours.

This is why love married women!!
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I'm calling my shot tonight. Met this girl last week at work. Been texting all weekend. She invited herself over for a hottub date tonight.
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Well that's the last time I do that! She flaked lmao.
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Quote: (05-14-2012 06:10 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Well that's the last time I do that! She flaked lmao.
Tell her someone just dropped off a book of scratch-off tickets at your place and you need help. Report back.
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^ LMFAO please do that.



Also tell us what was her flake excuse.
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I already said "ok". Plus, I don't have a book of scratch off tickets. Still do it anyways?

Ten minutes after my post:

"I have to stay home tonight [Image: sad.gif]"

Gay

Sorry [Image: sad.gif] not my choice.

Ok.
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Quote: (05-14-2012 06:22 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

I already said "ok". Plus, I don't have a book of scratch off tickets.
Just do it. I'll coach you through the rest.
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Ok ill do it. When should I send her the message?
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Quote: (05-14-2012 06:26 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  

Ok ill do it. When should I send her the message?
My roomie cousin or whoever just dropped a whole book of scratch tickets here come help me. Don't respond to her till after you tell us what she writes you.
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I told her I was at a BBQ earlier so I said "I just won a book of scratch off tickets, come help me"
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