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Manbang - the new North Korean Netflix
08-22-2016, 12:47 AM
Manbang:
Alternate universe version of Bang, written by Ruush D, for gay guys who need game to get laid.
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08-22-2016, 03:44 PM
Reminds me of 2wycked's signature.
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08-22-2016, 03:54 PM
You had me at ManBang
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08-22-2016, 05:27 PM
I'm sure North Koreans are going to love The Interview.
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08-22-2016, 06:29 PM
Makes perfect sense. I wonder if the title is shorthand for declaring your love for Kim Jong Un?
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08-22-2016, 07:16 PM
Well the internet should provide a limitless supply of quality content, subject to rigorous state approval of course.
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08-22-2016, 07:18 PM
If you don't rate every North Korean state television show 5 stars you and your family get sent to a prison camp.
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08-22-2016, 08:28 PM
Quote: (08-22-2016 07:18 PM)username Wrote:
If you don't rate every North Korean state television show 5 stars you and your family get sent to a prison camp.
Of course they'll toss in an episode here or there with a subversive message to check if you're paying proper attention.
Give that one any more than one star? Prison camp.
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08-23-2016, 05:03 AM
I expected this would be about a Gawker blog.
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08-23-2016, 09:11 AM
I laughed at this last night for a good 5 mins at least. Gave myself a headache in the process. The jokes just write themselves. I wonder if his father's favorite "Gone With the Wind" is in there? Probably has a 5 Star rating that is locked.
I bet there are a ton of videos about how great our leader is, like those 1960 and 70's Mao videos from China. Probably worse since he expects actual deity worship and it is in their laws.
Then, who in the hell is allowed to watch it? Do they strap a prison camp person to a chair and fire up a smart TV, with the APP, and subject them to watch videos of his fat ass nonstop, like they played Britney Spears' Oops I Did It Again nonstop at Guantanamo? If I recall right, those guys started going insane after a while and tried to smash their heads against stuff.
Are military officers allowed to watch it or can regular people watch it? What's the penalty for jailbreaking it to get porn? Is it already filled with porn for top officials to enjoy? I was not aware that anyone there outside of San Pangzi (Means the third fat one or 3Fat in Chinese and slang for Kim Jong Un), had any leisure time to do anything at all!
This is hilarious.
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