Its been covered to death, so just a quick summary. Followed from this thread:
Just to follow up on that
Koh Samui is one of the easiest places to get laid I think I have been to. Actually no, it was the easiest. Either I got lucky, I was on fire or the air turns them all into total sluts.
It was packed to the rafters full of tourists and even local women, so plenty to choose from. I based myself out of some outdoor club called The Green Mango and it was like shooting fish in a barrel there. Nailed an American and a Chilean bird. That was over and above 3 local thai girls, all in the space of about 11 days just in Samui and Koh Phangan. So killed it really.
Lots to do there too. Got some good golf in, went deep sea fishing the one day. Watched some boxing.
They say its the most expensive place in Thailand after Bangkok, although I found it cheap with Aussie dollars in my pocket.
A lot of pro's around again. My mate got caught only the next morning when the woman asked him to pay her! So he thought he came right and it ended up being a working girl. It happened early on, and after that I was careful to make sure.
I turned down a few girls who were really tempting too. When they are asking you for about $70 for the night, and its an 8 on my scale, its not easy to say no. At that sort of price it feels like I am buying a stick of gum. But Im saving the hookers for when I am married one day or in my late 40's, early 50's, so I resisted. Friends with me did not and I cant blame them nor do I judge them.
In summary
- Koh Samui, Phuket, Bangkok............................Pattaya. In that order. If paid sex is your thing, then I think Pattaya is Disneyland. Walking Street was like a mini Vegas. Just with whores. More whores than I thought existed in the whole world. Bangkok is probably best for local women and you will bump into fewer tourists.
- Tourists are on the menu as much as the local girls are in Phuket and Samui. As always just target the women in groups who are clearly on holiday. Helps if you have a wing or a few friends with, although a lone ranger will still do fine I think.
- Anyone who says Thai women lack curves are either blind or prefer humping whales. Unless you like fat bishes, Thai women pass with flying colours. They come in all shapes and sizes (except fat from the looks of it) and a lot of them are absolute knock outs. Very friendly too, I found the women to be some of the most approachable I have ever come across.
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Spent some time in Phuket, Bangkok, Pattaya and I am now in Koh Samui.
First things first, this is backpacker heaven. I stay in hotels, and for 50 bucks a night I am staying in solid 4 star places right on the beach. Must be cheap as shit for them, although anyone over 30 is better served spending some cash and living it up I think.
Pattaya was a sex den and we left within three days. All paid sex there and not my scene. Could not walk out of the hotel without being harassed. Pity, some good golf courses were left behind and two of my boys were into the depravity, but for myself and another we figured it did not offer enough if you were not prepared to pay for threesomes, foursomes, trannies, strap ons, ping pong shows and all manner of other sick shit that goes on in that place.
I did manage to pick up one of the girls from the "Russian" strip club which is basically a clip joint. Scam venue where they over charge by like 1000% for drinks and break legs when you dont pay. She was from Belarus, and my Russian got me some sexy time off the clock the next day. Just hit it off, and the only reason we went in was because mates did not believe me that it would probably be a scam. Here I am in Thailand and I am still chasing eastern europeans.
Phuket had a lot of tourists and I came right twice, once with a Belgian and once with a local Thai girl. Nice beach destination.
Being in Koh Samui now, I think this is me for the next 7 days or so. Weather is great, I like the town and there is a ton of shit to do. Im also starting to fall in love with these thai birds! Jesus they have a way about them Ill tell you that. After a while you start to notice the tourists less and less, and when you do look at them you are realising that they
1 - Are almost always carrying extra pounds
2 - dress like shit
3 - are fuckin drunk in the bars and clubs
4 - are miserable cunts who never smile. Thai women say they dont understand why the men smile and the women frown all the time. What do you say to them when they notice it too?
I think the funniest thing though is seeing all the down beaten men who came with girlfriends and wives, of all ages, being led by the balls everywhere. Sad, sad state of affairs and I thank fuck I never gave it up for the house in the burbs and 2.6 kids when I see shit like that. People who have been here may be able to understand where I am coming from, but it becomes more noticeable everyday.
In summary:
Im all about the eastern european and Russian bishes, but dem thai ladies are making my loins sing! Would cater to all budgets. The women are gorgeous and they grow on you. Incredibly feminine and the basically make the European, Aussie and American tourists look like buffalo walking the streets looking for sugary treats and a man to bitch at.
Considering how much I have travelled, I cannot believe I took this long to see this part of the world. I will be returning though, thats for sure
Just to follow up on that
Koh Samui is one of the easiest places to get laid I think I have been to. Actually no, it was the easiest. Either I got lucky, I was on fire or the air turns them all into total sluts.
It was packed to the rafters full of tourists and even local women, so plenty to choose from. I based myself out of some outdoor club called The Green Mango and it was like shooting fish in a barrel there. Nailed an American and a Chilean bird. That was over and above 3 local thai girls, all in the space of about 11 days just in Samui and Koh Phangan. So killed it really.
Lots to do there too. Got some good golf in, went deep sea fishing the one day. Watched some boxing.
They say its the most expensive place in Thailand after Bangkok, although I found it cheap with Aussie dollars in my pocket.
A lot of pro's around again. My mate got caught only the next morning when the woman asked him to pay her! So he thought he came right and it ended up being a working girl. It happened early on, and after that I was careful to make sure.
I turned down a few girls who were really tempting too. When they are asking you for about $70 for the night, and its an 8 on my scale, its not easy to say no. At that sort of price it feels like I am buying a stick of gum. But Im saving the hookers for when I am married one day or in my late 40's, early 50's, so I resisted. Friends with me did not and I cant blame them nor do I judge them.
In summary
- Koh Samui, Phuket, Bangkok............................Pattaya. In that order. If paid sex is your thing, then I think Pattaya is Disneyland. Walking Street was like a mini Vegas. Just with whores. More whores than I thought existed in the whole world. Bangkok is probably best for local women and you will bump into fewer tourists.
- Tourists are on the menu as much as the local girls are in Phuket and Samui. As always just target the women in groups who are clearly on holiday. Helps if you have a wing or a few friends with, although a lone ranger will still do fine I think.
- Anyone who says Thai women lack curves are either blind or prefer humping whales. Unless you like fat bishes, Thai women pass with flying colours. They come in all shapes and sizes (except fat from the looks of it) and a lot of them are absolute knock outs. Very friendly too, I found the women to be some of the most approachable I have ever come across.
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