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El Mechanico is at 9,999 posts
05-10-2015, 06:45 AM
I am wet with anticipation.
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05-10-2015, 06:47 AM
My guess is that he'll try and time it as being simultaneously his 10,000th post and the forum's 1,000,000th post. (We're at 996,976 right now.)
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05-10-2015, 07:18 AM
This could be good. El Mech's been promising a proper meltdown thread for years now.
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05-10-2015, 07:24 AM
Mech, if you are reading this, see if you can get the 10,000th post, 1,000,000th forum post and a meltdown ban at the same time. We would miss you, but it would be the holy trinity of forum events...and you can just phone in your posts to Ali anyway.
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05-10-2015, 07:27 AM
Will there be some type of event for the 1,000,000th post? (Above and beyond El Mech posting?)
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05-10-2015, 07:53 AM
I hope his 10,000th post isn't a meltdown asking us for him to be banned....
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05-10-2015, 09:35 AM
This thread is not going in the direction I was hoping for.
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05-10-2015, 09:42 AM
I'm hoping he will drop a datasheet on hustling for his 10,000th post...
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05-10-2015, 09:43 AM
Quote: (05-10-2015 06:42 AM)Roosh Wrote:
He stopped posting in the thread where a member is in legal trouble right at 9,999. I think he's saving his load for something.
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Presumably a suitably titled thread:
Mechanico's multiple-millennial musings make manginas moan mid-masturbatory manifesto milking.
I'll stop now.
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05-10-2015, 09:51 AM
If only you knew how bad things really are.
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05-10-2015, 09:57 AM
BEAST!
I call for ban hammer before he blows that wad!
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05-10-2015, 09:59 AM
Emech is just afraid when his post count rolls over to 10K, and his account will reset to 0 posts/0 rep points, and he'll be a male feminist all over again. I tried telling this isn't like Y2K, but explaining software to a mechanic isn't always easy.
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05-10-2015, 10:42 AM
I think it should be set in such a way that no matter how much he posts it just remains the same number. Sort of like a man drinking from a bottomless cup.
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05-10-2015, 10:46 AM
Quote: (05-10-2015 07:53 AM)The Beast1 Wrote:
I hope his 10,000th post isn't a meltdown asking us for him to be banned....
Emech won't get banned. We're the only friends he's got left. The rest he smashed in the head with rocks and stole their Cutlass Supreme's.
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05-10-2015, 10:56 AM
It should be an EPIC fake meltdown post. Or calling out dudes that he knows to be full of shit.
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05-10-2015, 12:00 PM
I hope he didn't off himself. This is a monumental day for him, and some of you characters who hang out on online forums all day and night get up to some weird shit when you get thoughts caught in your heads (elliotrodgercoughcough).
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05-10-2015, 01:05 PM
I doubt he'll post it today. He has some gifs/images to add to the party thread, but they're stored on a 5 1/4" floppy disk, and the internet cafes in Tampa are closed on Sunday.