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To the one in front: "Your back is going to ache. Sit up straight!"

I'm really OCD about posture.
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Bangin blonde girl on the metro with a cute face, long beautiful hair down to her ass and a booty like a samba queen(Mixx would've gone crazy!). Headphones on, staring at her smartphone(maybe watching movies or something) with a "don't anyone bother me" bitch shield look on her face.

How would you open that?
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Quote: (07-06-2011 08:01 PM)speakeasy Wrote:  

Bangin blonde girl on the metro with a cute face, long beautiful hair down to her ass and a booty like a samba queen(Mixx would've gone crazy!). Headphones on, staring at her smartphone(maybe watching movies or something) with a "don't anyone bother me" bitch shield look on her face.

How would you open that?

What I thought of in three seconds:

[motioning to take out headphones]

Tuthmosis: "Hey, sorry to interrupt your Katy Perry, but can you do me a huge favor?"

Scenario I: She says, "what?" and I ask her to look something up on her "little computer for me."

Scenario II: She says, "I'm not listening to Katy Perry." In that case, I got her.

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I would motion her over and say there's an open seat...in my lap
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"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow

Then after she notices me

"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.

She will try to find it, might say where.

"Ha, here let me get it"

Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.

Then go from there
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Quote: (07-07-2011 01:16 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  

"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow

Then after she notices me

"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.

She will try to find it, might say where.

"Ha, here let me get it"

Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.

Then go from there

Bravo, that is brilliant. I do that with tags, like I'll say theyre tag is out and it's a pet peeve. That is a very creative approach
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This may sound dumb at first but it can work well depending on the execution:

you are bored standing there, so you go into your pocket and find a quarter and start flipping it, kind of nonchalant, and then, oops, accidentally you flip it once a little too hard and it just so happens to land where she's standing. two things can happen, one) she notices this and picks it up for you or two) she doesn't and you go to pick it up and you give her eye contact and say something like "sometimes my thumb thumbs too hard."

At this point you've opened her and depending on how good you are with eye contact she will have shown a spark. If the spark/twinkle was in her eye then you just start chit-chatting about stuff, building comfort, and then when you or she is about to get off say "you seem a little bit more normal than the other girls i meet in this city, we should hang out sometime." Bang.

edit: although, taking a closer look at the pic, aside from her thighs/hips, there is something a bit mannish about her.
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Huuh.... I admit that I probably wouldn't open this one, being in a tram/metro full of people. I still get approach anxiety like that. However, if I did, I would gesture for her to remove her headphones and say something like: "Let me guess. You're watching a (local soap opera name)." It can go either way from there, depending on what she says.

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Quote: (07-07-2011 01:16 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  

"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow

Then after she notices me

"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.

She will try to find it, might say where.

"Ha, here let me get it"

Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.

Then go from there

Brah, that's my move with a twist.

Try next time with a roach or a spider, for the shock factor.

Act like it's something really serious and sell it hard. Say maybe: "be cool ma'am don't move." When you're close and pulling her hair tell her "it's a spider" before you let go. If she's really standoffish to a stranger touching her you may want to say that as you get closer. You want to capitalize on the initial jumpiness you'll get out of her.

If bugs are not available you can use a leaf or otherwise, just lead her to believe its one.

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Quote: (07-07-2011 05:29 AM)Kona Wrote:  

Quote: (07-07-2011 01:16 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  

"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow

Then after she notices me

"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.

She will try to find it, might say where.

"Ha, here let me get it"

Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.

Then go from there

Brah, that's my move with a twist.

Try next time with a roach or a spider, for the shock factor.

Act like it's something really serious and sell it hard. Say maybe: "be cool ma'am don't move." When you're close and pulling her hair tell her "it's a spider" before you let go. If she's really standoffish to a stranger touching her you may want to say that as you get closer. You want to capitalize on the initial jumpiness you'll get out of her.

If bugs are not available you can use a leaf or otherwise, just lead her to believe its one.

Aloha!


Do you guys carry around bugs, leaves, and lint in your pockets? not that i'm against this... i will try one of these sometime

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Quote: (07-07-2011 09:48 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

Do you guys carry around bugs, leaves, and lint in your pockets? not that i'm against this... i will try one of these sometime

Between the cell-phone blockers, insects, and random debris, it won't be long before we have to start carrying batman-style utility belts. It may be a little nerdy, but it's not that bad an idea to carry one of those realistic rubber bugs in your pocket. You can flash it at a semi-distracted girl on her phone (like speakeasy's thigh-queen) or any girl for whom a classic approach is impractical or logistically awkward.

There's nothing like a cycle of fear, relief, and anger to get a girl lathered up for the swoop.

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I would just casually walk right up to her and say..."Whats uup" (with strong body language)

Then she will take off her headphones and say..."Excuse me"

Me again: "Whats up"
Her: "Uh, nothing, just on my way home"
Me: "are you from Utah or something?"

And just take it from there. I may or may not make fun of her sandals in the first minute or 2.

Of course, the whole key is keeping a strong, masculine, "not give a fuck" vibe.

I think what you say is not as important as how you say it.

I like to look them right in the eye and let them feel my masculine energy. Ya, I wanna fuck you, so what?! Thats why I said "whats up"
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Quote: (05-12-2011 07:29 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

Here's another chick to open. Entirely different type of girl and scenario.

For library chick

First thing that popped into my head

Me: the children's books are over there


Scenario 1
Her: Haha, I'm actually doing x.
Me: Huh, oh, I was serious. You look like an elementary school teacher.
Her: Really, why do you say that?
Me: You just have that innocent vibe about you, like my grandma.
Her: [starts qualifying herself]

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Quote: (07-07-2011 03:49 PM)Giovonny Wrote:  

I would just casually walk right up to her and say..."Whats uup" (with strong body language)

Then she will take off her headphones and say..."Excuse me"

Me again: "Whats up"
Her: "Uh, nothing, just on my way home"
Me: "are you from Utah or something?"

And just take it from there. I may or may not make fun of her sandals in the first minute or 2.

Of course, the whole key is keeping a strong, masculine, "not give a fuck" vibe.

I think what you say is not as important as how you say it.

I like to look them right in the eye and let them feel my masculine energy. Ya, I wanna fuck you, so what?! Thats why I said "whats up"

I like this.

More and more I'm starting to realize I'm much more comfortable with this angle then trying to come up with some hopefully witty line that'll get her attention.

I think this works well being a tall big guy who can put out a very caveman masculine presence.


For that chick specifically, this is a little less ballsy, but its an honest answer because its what I would do with where I'm at in my development.

Once the train starts to decelerate and approach the stop, get up and stand next to her. Its innocuous but it would be hard for her to not notice, though she might not react at all.

Let the doors do their thing, and now you're clearly still standing and her WTF senses are gonna kick in and she'll most likely look up to see what your deal is. When she does that, strong eye contact, bit of a smile, and then just go with in with Gio's line of "whats up" With the same strong masculine aloof vibe.

After that my knee jerk reaction is to ask her "Android or iPhone?" and go from there.

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Quote: (07-07-2011 04:40 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

Once the train starts to decelerate and approach the stop, get up and stand next to her. Its innocuous but it would be hard for her to not notice, though she might not react at all.

Let the doors do their thing, and now you're clearly still standing and her WTF senses are gonna kick in and she'll most likely look up to see what your deal is. When she does that, strong eye contact, bit of a smile, and then just go with in with Gio's line of "whats up" With the same strong masculine aloof vibe.

After that my knee jerk reaction is to ask her "Android or iPhone?" and go from there.

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Not gonna lie, I wouldn't open the chick on the subway. Her body language is closed off and it looks like more trouble than it's worth. If I did open it, the only thing that comes to mind is Roosh's "did you get my text?" which is my go-to opener for girls staring at their phones.
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Her body language is closed off.

Girls do this shit on purpose. They pretend to put up a "bitch shield". I know girls who do it.

Half the time, it is fake.

They are just trying to look important and make sure no betas bother them.

If you approach her she will automatically have more respect for you. Ignoring the "bitch shield" and approaching anyways, lets her know that you are a ballsy type of dude. And its also a demonstration of higher value. Its actually a good way to start things off.

The worst thing that can happen is she will say .. "I'm not interested in talking to you" and walk away. If that happens, the whole thing will be over in 3 seconds.

My point is that "bitch shields" are often fake and ignoring them can be surprisingly rewarding.

This is an example of how Game can be illogical, counter-intuitive and irrational.
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Quote: (07-07-2011 04:40 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:  

More and more I'm starting to realize I'm much more comfortable with this angle then trying to come up with some hopefully witty line that'll get her attention.

Yes, instead of trying to impress them with your conversational skills, sometimes its better to just show them how macho and manly you are. Thats why I like to ignore "bitch shields" and approach anyways. Even before you open your mouth, you are letting her know that you are Alpha.

Actions speak louder then words.

Conversation appeals to their logical brain, demonstrations of Alpha appeals to her deeper female instincts.

Clever word play may or may not get her pussy wet. Demonstrating to her that you are different then 99% of other guys will make her pussy tingle.

Last week I had a basketball game, I scored like 30 points, after the game I was approached by a 7 white girl. We are hanging out tonight. I never said a word to her. She saw me in action. After that, the conversation was easy.

I showed her that I was Alpha, I didn't have to convince her with words.
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Quote: (07-07-2011 09:48 AM)Samseau Wrote:  

Quote: (07-07-2011 05:29 AM)Kona Wrote:  

Quote: (07-07-2011 01:16 AM)kickboxer Wrote:  

"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow

Then after she notices me

"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.

She will try to find it, might say where.

"Ha, here let me get it"

Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.

Then go from there

Brah, that's my move with a twist.

Try next time with a roach or a spider, for the shock factor.

Act like it's something really serious and sell it hard. Say maybe: "be cool ma'am don't move." When you're close and pulling her hair tell her "it's a spider" before you let go. If she's really standoffish to a stranger touching her you may want to say that as you get closer. You want to capitalize on the initial jumpiness you'll get out of her.

If bugs are not available you can use a leaf or otherwise, just lead her to believe its one.

Aloha!


Do you guys carry around bugs, leaves, and lint in your pockets? not that i'm against this... i will try one of these sometime

There was a video on youtube of Style explaining using a variation of this move. Although he walked by several times and kept "grabbing lint" until he had a giant lint ball, to play up he was joking. I don't know if you need to go that overboard though.
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In this scenario it all depends entirely on whether she likes your looks so you just saying Whatsup? Should be enough. But if she is undecided some more interesting opener can get you those extra points.
Did you get my text? is probably the best option. You can also go ‘Stop searching, you don’t have my number’. Or more complicate (pointing at her phone/headphones) Do you think technology is isolating people rather than making communication easier?
Of course nothing eliminates the possibility of a hostile dismissal (text line: “Yes, I deleted it”; technology line: “I wished”) but that shouldn’t stop you.
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Sorry to bump my own thread, but I thought it would be a good time for a pop quiz when I saw this pic in my archives.

Open this chick. Remember: first thing that comes to your mind within 3 seconds. No cheating.

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I can't even tell what's going on in that pic...

"Is that any good?" while giving the reverse head-nod to whatever she's holding.

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Quote: (10-03-2011 11:57 PM)Samseau Wrote:  

I can't even tell what's going on in that pic...

"Is that any good?" while giving the reverse head-nod to whatever she's holding.

Exactly. This is a very real-life type of scenario. You can't fully assess the situation, but you know that's a hot chick standing there. There's a remote chance she's cross-eyed or a mad butterface, but I seriously doubt it.

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No like, I mean, when looking at that pic,

"Where am I?" - In a dept store? Is she smoking? Am I outside? Is this America?

"A guitar?" - Is this an outside patio with traveling guitar men?

"Is she against the wall? What is she looking at? Is that a mirror behind her?" - I just have no idea!

In real life, I would at least know the answer to these questions. With that pic I'm left with nothing.

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Me pulling out a cigg "Hey..you have a light"
cup my hand and maker her light me
while I puff, strong eye contact "are you on break"
take off from there.
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