To the one in front: "Your back is going to ache. Sit up straight!"
I'm really OCD about posture.
I'm really OCD about posture.
Quote: (07-06-2011 08:01 PM)speakeasy Wrote:
Bangin blonde girl on the metro with a cute face, long beautiful hair down to her ass and a booty like a samba queen(Mixx would've gone crazy!). Headphones on, staring at her smartphone(maybe watching movies or something) with a "don't anyone bother me" bitch shield look on her face.
How would you open that?
Quote: (07-07-2011 01:16 AM)kickboxer Wrote:
"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow
Then after she notices me
"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.
She will try to find it, might say where.
"Ha, here let me get it"
Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.
Then go from there
Quote: (07-07-2011 01:16 AM)kickboxer Wrote:
"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow
Then after she notices me
"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.
She will try to find it, might say where.
"Ha, here let me get it"
Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.
Then go from there
Quote: (07-07-2011 05:29 AM)Kona Wrote:
Quote: (07-07-2011 01:16 AM)kickboxer Wrote:
"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow
Then after she notices me
"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.
She will try to find it, might say where.
"Ha, here let me get it"
Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.
Then go from there
Brah, that's my move with a twist.
Try next time with a roach or a spider, for the shock factor.
Act like it's something really serious and sell it hard. Say maybe: "be cool ma'am don't move." When you're close and pulling her hair tell her "it's a spider" before you let go. If she's really standoffish to a stranger touching her you may want to say that as you get closer. You want to capitalize on the initial jumpiness you'll get out of her.
If bugs are not available you can use a leaf or otherwise, just lead her to believe its one.
Aloha!
Quote: (07-07-2011 09:48 AM)Samseau Wrote:
Do you guys carry around bugs, leaves, and lint in your pockets? not that i'm against this... i will try one of these sometime
Quote: (05-12-2011 07:29 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:
Here's another chick to open. Entirely different type of girl and scenario.
Quote: (07-07-2011 03:49 PM)Giovonny Wrote:
I would just casually walk right up to her and say..."Whats uup" (with strong body language)
Then she will take off her headphones and say..."Excuse me"
Me again: "Whats up"
Her: "Uh, nothing, just on my way home"
Me: "are you from Utah or something?"
And just take it from there. I may or may not make fun of her sandals in the first minute or 2.
Of course, the whole key is keeping a strong, masculine, "not give a fuck" vibe.
I think what you say is not as important as how you say it.
I like to look them right in the eye and let them feel my masculine energy. Ya, I wanna fuck you, so what?! Thats why I said "whats up"
Quote: (07-07-2011 04:40 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:
Once the train starts to decelerate and approach the stop, get up and stand next to her. Its innocuous but it would be hard for her to not notice, though she might not react at all.
Let the doors do their thing, and now you're clearly still standing and her WTF senses are gonna kick in and she'll most likely look up to see what your deal is. When she does that, strong eye contact, bit of a smile, and then just go with in with Gio's line of "whats up" With the same strong masculine aloof vibe.
After that my knee jerk reaction is to ask her "Android or iPhone?" and go from there.
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Her body language is closed off.
Quote: (07-07-2011 04:40 PM)Chad Daring Wrote:
More and more I'm starting to realize I'm much more comfortable with this angle then trying to come up with some hopefully witty line that'll get her attention.
Quote: (07-07-2011 09:48 AM)Samseau Wrote:
Quote: (07-07-2011 05:29 AM)Kona Wrote:
Quote: (07-07-2011 01:16 AM)kickboxer Wrote:
"Hey..." with a curious look and raised right eyebrow
Then after she notices me
"I think there's something in your hair..."point at her hair.
She will try to find it, might say where.
"Ha, here let me get it"
Go up to her and put your hand that is holding pocket lint (you do have pocket lint right?) and pull it out.
Then go from there
Brah, that's my move with a twist.
Try next time with a roach or a spider, for the shock factor.
Act like it's something really serious and sell it hard. Say maybe: "be cool ma'am don't move." When you're close and pulling her hair tell her "it's a spider" before you let go. If she's really standoffish to a stranger touching her you may want to say that as you get closer. You want to capitalize on the initial jumpiness you'll get out of her.
If bugs are not available you can use a leaf or otherwise, just lead her to believe its one.
Aloha!
Do you guys carry around bugs, leaves, and lint in your pockets? not that i'm against this... i will try one of these sometime
Quote: (10-03-2011 11:57 PM)Samseau Wrote:
I can't even tell what's going on in that pic...
"Is that any good?" while giving the reverse head-nod to whatever she's holding.