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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
05-14-2013, 09:03 AM
What is wrong with you people? So everyone commenting on this thread (with the exception of a few) all get super hot models and think Kate is 'fat' and 'gross'? Talk about misplaced confidence. And seriously Athlone? I wouldn't go near that first black chick.
Kate is super hot and I would definitely bang her. She is also way richer than me. And more famous. Yes, there are hotter people but so what, she is still really hot - hotter than 90% of girls you or I will see in a month's time. Plus half of her body is boob, no one else seems to appreciate this.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
05-14-2013, 10:10 AM
She got a square body son.
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05-14-2013, 10:22 AM
I wouldnt kick her outta bed for eating crackers
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
05-14-2013, 02:40 PM
Quote: (12-24-2012 05:23 PM)speakeasy Wrote:
There's a chance these photos were just taken at an awkward angle that makes her body look worse than it is. Though I can't say I've ever thought she had a great body. Her proportions are weird, and that doesn't bode well for a girl just barely out of her teens. Absolutely gorgeous face though.
Gorgeous face and fantastic tits...i'm not sure what the rest of her body is like because I've never been able to take my eyes below chest level!!
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05-15-2013, 12:40 AM
Quote: (05-14-2013 09:03 AM)jctennis123 Wrote:
What is wrong with you people?
What's wrong with you?
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So everyone commenting on this thread (with the exception of a few) all get super hot models and think Kate is 'fat' and 'gross'?
No, we just don't think Kate Upton is that special.
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Talk about misplaced confidence. And seriously Athlone? I wouldn't go near that first black chick.
Less competition for me, then.
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Kate is super hot and I would definitely bang her.
Kate is cute and I would definitely hit it.
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She is also way richer than me.
Don't care.
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And more famous.
Care even less.
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Yes, there are hotter people but so what, she is still really hot - hotter than 90% of girls you or I will see in a month's time.
Decrease that figure by around 15-20% and I'll be in line with you.
Maybe.
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Plus half of her body is boob, no one else seems to appreciate this.
You've just claimed that half of her body is fat in a thread where men are criticizing the shape of her body. Are you sure this is helpful?
Her breasts are about the only exemplary thing on her, and even then that's only the case if you're a boob guy (as most American men apparently are). She has large breasts and not much else. I do not find this impressive enough to warrant the amount of praise she is getting.
There are millions of girls at or above her level on the internet (I post plenty of them daily) and I walk around my campus and see several women I consider equally or more attractive every single day (I'd probably see more were I not stuck at an Ivy). These females are not in Sports Illustrated, thus I consider Kate Upton to be severely overrated.
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05-15-2013, 01:02 AM
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07-01-2013, 10:34 AM
blurry kate upton boobies
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07-01-2013, 12:26 PM
^^ She has a painfully average body, her tits hold up nice though.
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07-01-2013, 12:31 PM
They look like the kind that will sag really bad
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07-01-2013, 05:01 PM
^^^ chicks with b00bs as small as B cups will have the "runny sunny-side-up eggs" syndrome
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07-01-2013, 06:03 PM
Man she's getting a big gut.
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07-01-2013, 06:23 PM
Alright gentlemen. The fact is that you will be able to find normal women in most major cities that are actually hotter than most celebrities. Being a celebrity usually means that you have connections(Kate Upton), or got discovered, or was in the right place at right time. Thats all it means. If they happen to be attractive, then so be it. Being famous doesnt mean that you are the most beautiful. I can say with absolutely 100% confidence that I could find a freakin whore in TJ that would be hotter than Upton. I am talking better tits, better ass, better shape of body, better face, blonde hair, and even younger 18/19. And that is a freaking whore who would sleep with anyone for less than 100$. So it would not be hard at all to find a normal woman who is hotter. Just go to a nice shopping mall and hang out in front of the hot stores for women, vic secret, nordstrom etc. I guarantee that it would not take long to find a girl hotter than her. Shes definitely hot and bangable, but so many girls are hotter, they just are not famous.
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07-01-2013, 07:24 PM
In an average WEEKDAY I see 10-100 girls better than KU depending how far I walk. I live in Miami Beach though, its a highly recommended lifestyle choice.
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07-02-2013, 03:50 PM
Quote: (07-01-2013 10:34 AM)Cr33pin Wrote:
blurry kate upton boobies
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Man she's getting a big gut.
Ouch! She had gods gift of a chest, but complacency and she went from Cat Daddy perfection to "gaining" fat.
She's still hot on account of the PAIR, but a good fitness trainer to whip her into shape and she could rock!
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07-02-2013, 04:13 PM
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07-02-2013, 04:35 PM
The only thing that irritates me about the Upton love in the media, is the fact that fat girls get comfort in an overweight girl being considered a bona fide 10 out of 10. It means they slack even more than they should. It's a consistent slide to the bottom these days in the Anglo world.
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07-02-2013, 09:43 PM
She is one of those chicks that really can't put on any extra weight. Some chicks take the weight nicely in the hips and thighs - hers goes straight to the face and waist.
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07-03-2013, 01:24 AM
i'm sure someone else may have pointed this out already.
but take away the boobs
and she resembles a milk carton
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07-03-2013, 03:32 PM
Yeah...Upton getting back-to-back covers is suspect. Granted, she was at her tightest for SI because you simply can't have a sloppy swimsuit model, but since then she's obviously enjoyed herself and skipped the gym. I don't want to go too far in the other direction and say she's a flat-out dog, but she simply isn't special. Not special enough to warrant all the positive props the mainstream media hurls at her. She's blond, reasonably cute, with BIG TITTIES. That clouds the media's thinking. I don't blame the other chicks for feeling the way they do (though you can't blame Upton for her success...she just shows up for work, and others do the rest), but the SI cover is a career maker. It's like winning an Oscar for a model. If you look at the history of covers, Upton doesn't really stack up to many of them. There are far hotter women that never got covers. There's one thing that's always true about the industry though...there's always a hotter girl coming. And Upton's overall body/looks don't speak to longevity. She'd better get busy with those acting lessons...hahaha!
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
07-03-2013, 05:27 PM
see...I knew something was wrong when feminists started pushing her...