[G Trooper]

You have to look out for #1.

Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever. Lance Armstrong

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle. Abe Lincoln

When it come down to it you can either get played by the system or you can play the system. Your choice. Lumiere

Nothing matters but getting what's yours and maximizing your happiness.

[johnw28]

You can never trust anything that bleeds for a week and doesn't die

Two telephones poles away I am a single man

[MMM]

"I holla at a hoe until i got the bitch confused." Fifty Cent.

[MMM]

George Carlin:

"Women like silent men, they think they're listening."

"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?"

[Steven Lurkel]

"If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it."

[5K2D]

“If every other band had a poster on a wall, we had to have four. That was Nikki’s rule.” - from someone in Motley Crue's memoir (The Dirt)
In that vein,
"Early to bed, early to rise. Work like hell and advertise." - Dr. Scholl

“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.” -Oscar Wilde

[solo]

Sometimes it's necessary to take one step back in order to be able to take two steps forward

[Alfonzo]

Serge Gainsbourg '' - If I had to choose between one last woman and one last cigarette, I would choose the cigarette: it is thrown away more easily. ''

'' Who is walking her dog, is at the end of the leash. ''

[Belize King]

Men need many women to satify one need. Women need one man to satify many needs.

[at350zguyy]

'i love it when a plan comes together'

[Walnuts]

Last month I was in turkey when I saw this store with maybe a hundred bigass knives and swords in the window. I walked closer and on this really bitchin looking curved sword was a saying in Turkish. I'll translate as best I can.

"In cowardice, there is shame, embarrassment, In going forward, there is reward, honour"

Here's the Turkish if anyone speaks it;
"Korkaklıkta utanç, zillet; ileri atılmakta izzet, Şeref vardır"

Think I might have to get this tatted down the inside of my arm as a permanent reminder.

[Sourcecode]

Movie quote from Troy

Messenger Boy: The Thesselonian you're fighting... he's the biggest man i've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.
Achilles: Thats why no-one will remember your name.

[snoop]

"Whatever you want, just go get it" - Damon Dash

"Timidity is dangerous, Better to enter with boldness. Any mistakes you commit through audacity are easily corrected with more audacity." - Robert Greene

"Don't wound anything you can't kill" - think this was Kurt Sutter

“I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result.” - Michael Jordan

"I'm the best at talking trash. I'm also the best at going out there and backing it up." - Floyd Mayweather Jr.


And pretty much everything Muhammed Ali has ever said

[Sushifan]

"all women are sluts, except your mom. She's a bitch for not being my slut."

Quote from my dad

[Kukku]

"Men age like wine, women age like milk" - forgot where i heard this

[sine wave killer]

Oscar Wilde -

"A woman will flirt with anybody in the world as long as other people are looking on"

"There is one thing infinitely more pathetic than to have lost the woman one is in love with, and that is to have won her and found out how shallow she is."

"No women, plain or pretty, has any common sense at all. Common sense is the privilege of our sex"

"Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed"

[Prowl]

(02-23-2010 10:33 AM)Quasi Wrote:  

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard

^^
Best quote in this thread IMO, and not one I'd heard before. This will make for good conversation and I shall use it.

(09-25-2011 09:06 AM)Steven Lurkel Wrote:  

"If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent it."

^^
Excellent

(03-14-2012 04:37 PM)sine wave killer Wrote:  

"Men marry because they are tired; women because they are curious; both are disappointed"

^^
This is from "A Woman of No Importance", which is generally terrific. Very quotable.

[WesternCancer]

Regret for wasted time is more wasted time

[blurb]

Twenty years from now, you'll be more disappointed by the things you didn't do [than] by the ones you did.

So throw off the bowlines,

Sail away from the safe harbor.

Catch the trade winds in your sails.

Explore. Dream. Discover.

--M. Twain

[Anon-A-Moose]

"Men want danger and play. So they get women, the most dangerous plaything." -Nietzsche

"Never trust a woman with anything important; just as you wouldn't trust the mortgage with the kid you shouldn't with the wife." -my dad

"An election is fine and well. Those who cast the votes decide nothing. those who count the votes, decide everything." -J. Stalin

[King Solomon]

Prostitutes are the only honest women. They tell you the price up front.

[King Solomon]

that which a man tames, he becomes responsible for.

[mental]

"Master your instrument, master the music & then forget all that & just play." - Charlie Parker

[snoop]

(08-04-2011 08:38 AM)MacNcheez Wrote:  

If it's got tits or wheels it'll give you problems. ~ My friend Craig

The version I've heard is...

"If it floats, fliers or fucks it is gonna give you problems"

[Excelsior]

"Whom the Gods would destroy, they first make greedy."