[Kickb]

I gotta say it was a good day!

[WesternCancer]

+1
shes in the bathroom. kinda knew her beforehand. did it for the notch. got me out of my slump and now I'm off to ask a bunch of girls where i can buy a pet hamster.

[silent_scope]

(06-10-2012 05:08 AM)soup Wrote:  

#15 for 2012- my first stripper!!! I probably have STDs now. She was a hot Mulatto(?) from Seattle, 22yo. We did it raw. I happened to know her stripper friend. Anyway, I fucked this girl that men jerk off to and give money for dancing. She danced all over my cock tonight. And I made sure to post my galactic glaze all over her face. Made her look like the Joker from Batman I. Really hope I didn't catch something.

Funny thing is, she was mad cute, but I've fucked girls with better hip to waist ratios this year. Go figure..

BTW I don't know if this makes a safety difference, but I made sure to wash down my dick after the bang.

you have just the same odds of catching something with a "regular" girl as with a stripper. They all the same remember?

[bacan]

+1 had gone on a handful of dates with her, finally went out with her Sat night and sealed the deal... model type... very sexy body but more importantly the bragging rights will be great due to her modeling/beauty pageant pedigree haha

Sorry this is blatant ego boosting.. Might be my last +1 until August, possibly one more coming

[Veloce]

Havent utilized this thread at all. At the bar w an asian girl. Havent had a snl in a long time but i think its in the bag tonight. Report to follow

[gringochileno]

+1, UK flag last night at Mama Africa's in Cuzco, Peru (data sheet forthcoming once I get to an actual computer).

I was really happy with this one because I feel like I pitched pretty damn near a perfect game. I built up a ton of social proof by bringing 3 chicks to the club and visibly having a lot of fun with them, then I folded the British chick into our group and did a textbook dancefloor isolation--> escalation--> makeout maneuver that led to us going back to my hostel and banging within 10 minutes with zero resistance. Even pulled a G Manifesto by buying a round of drinks for the group at the right moment (from a position of strength).

She had a lot of slut tells including multiple piercings so maybe I still would have gotten the notch even with a lesser performance, but it still feels good to get through a whole night mistake-free.

[WesternCancer]

+1 shes in the bathroom. second date. okc

[G Trooper]

C'mon playasss...only 1 new bang in the last 8 days!

Who's been laying the pipe?!

[peachpua]

Should it really be this easy? Just left and shes texting me trying to setup new plans

[WireySpindell]

in she was cute

[Architekt]

Pure lulz last night. Here's the message I sent to my friend this morning

Quote:

So. Last night... Met some girls out, one of which is my friend, and the rest i've never met. Most of them are pretty cute, but a couple are fatties. I ignore them and start hitting on one of the more attractive girls in the group and we vibe pretty well
At this point we head to the dance floor and i start tearing it up. One of the fatties looks at me and laughs so i start grinding up on her for lulz. Bad move. After this she became infatuated with me (see wut i did thar?)
After a while she starts trying to kiss me. I'm literall calling to my friends for help, but they don't. Eventually i decide i may as well make the most of the situation and announce that i need to piss - asking who wants to come with
We walk to the men's toilets but the bouncer outside the door doesn't let her in. Undetered we go to the unguarded women's bathroom and find a nice cubicle and start fucking.
While we're doing that some bitch reaches under the door and tries to steal one of my shoes so i kick her under the door and she leaves me alone.
After a while fatty stands up and starts jerking me off. Suddenly, she pushes me out the way and starts violently fucking hurling into the toilet. I leave immediately, making sure to smile politely at all of the shocked and confused women on my way out.
As i'm returning to my friends to dance, i look back and notice a couple of cops busting into the toilet. Can't help but wonder if they were there for me haha.
When i get back to the group i start hitting on the cute girl from before again. At some stage i realise i should probably tell one of my friends that they should check on fatty. Wouldn't you know it, cute girl goes and takes her home in a taxi.
So now i'm left with 2 girls, one of which is fat and unattractive, and the other is loyal to her boyfriend.
So no more fun for me
Anyway, tl;dr is i fucked a fat chick in club toilets and didn't get to finish because she started puking. I hate my life.

[J-Mackin]

(07-08-2012 06:05 AM)Architekt Wrote:  

Pure lulz last night. Here's the message I sent to my friend this morning

Quote:

So. Last night... Met some girls out, one of which is my friend, and the rest i've never met. Most of them are pretty cute, but a couple are fatties. I ignore them and start hitting on one of the more attractive girls in the group and we vibe pretty well
At this point we head to the dance floor and i start tearing it up. One of the fatties looks at me and laughs so i start grinding up on her for lulz. Bad move. After this she became infatuated with me (see wut i did thar?)
After a while she starts trying to kiss me. I'm literall calling to my friends for help, but they don't. Eventually i decide i may as well make the most of the situation and announce that i need to piss - asking who wants to come with
We walk to the men's toilets but the bouncer outside the door doesn't let her in. Undetered we go to the unguarded women's bathroom and find a nice cubicle and start fucking.
While we're doing that some bitch reaches under the door and tries to steal one of my shoes so i kick her under the door and she leaves me alone.
After a while fatty stands up and starts jerking me off. Suddenly, she pushes me out the way and starts violently fucking hurling into the toilet. I leave immediately, making sure to smile politely at all of the shocked and confused women on my way out.
As i'm returning to my friends to dance, i look back and notice a couple of cops busting into the toilet. Can't help but wonder if they were there for me haha.
When i get back to the group i start hitting on the cute girl from before again. At some stage i realise i should probably tell one of my friends that they should check on fatty. Wouldn't you know it, cute girl goes and takes her home in a taxi.
So now i'm left with 2 girls, one of which is fat and unattractive, and the other is loyal to her boyfriend.
So no more fun for me
Anyway, tl;dr is i fucked a fat chick in club toilets and didn't get to finish because she started puking. I hate my life.

Man even though you didnt finish on the fatty and u didnt bang the cute girl it still seems like a fun night. I like how you just changed direction and took the fatty to the toilet. Maybe you should have drank a little bit more so you could stomach banging the fatty from the back while she was puking in the toilet. But it sound like fun times man.

[Architekt]

If I drunk much more that night, I don't think I would have been capable of standing, let alone fucking. That would have been intense though lol. But yeah, it was definitely a fun night.

[Pilate]

+1, call her a 7.5. I met her two Fridays ago at a hipster bar downtown. I opened her when she was talking with her friend, and a few dudes. I noticed she wasn't into the guys at all and kept turning away from the conversation. I was fairly hammered but got her number and "left to catch up with friends" about 5 minutes after the conversation started. Really, I was starting to feel the shit face coming on and needed some Indian food from a local grease truck. Anyway, conflicting work schedules pushed the meet back until last night. She invited me over for a pool party and things went well. I ended up spending the night and fucking her on and off throughout the night.

[Palo_alto]

+1, 6.5, ONS, met her at the club, regular dance game, grind...Isolate.....took her for a ride along the beach... then took her to the pad and BANG!

Easiest lay in Chile so far.

I had to drink and drive though

[party1981]

+1 Overall 6: 24 year old butterface with Jew-fro, but body was an 8 (100 pounds, perky tits - Roosh's preferred body type).

Day began with skydiving. I told my brother that skydiving makes people want to fuck. He asked why, and I said, "because of the adrenaline and the fear of death" (not to mention alpha of display of risky behavior). Not sure how this wasn't obvious to him. Anyway, I was right, by the end of the night, she was jumping my bones.

After skydiving, I invited her to the party I was throwing. She wondered why she wasn't invited earlier. I drove her all the way back to my place. Party was a big success: everyone drank jello shots, had beer and soda, played card games (Cards Against Humanity), and then enjoyed multi-hour conversation in the hot tub (where I began groping her).

When I joked about kissing her, she said "not in front of all these people." But I didn't hurry to kick out my friends. Finally, at 10 o'clock, I kicked them out. She said that she couldn't kiss me because I had kissed my dog. I brushed my teeth and flossed. Then I went to kiss her, and was into it like a ravenous animal, writhing on the couch like a cat in catnip.

I asked her if she had to go (mistake) and she said yes, so after a while I just got up and started to take her home (another mistake). In hindsight, I could have just dragged to my bedroom and fucked her right then (which she indirectly confirmed later).

It was a long drive back to her place. I kept groping her the entire car ride. (She drove because I was tipsy, after 10 vodka-jello shots and 4-5 beers over the entire day.) She was really into it. Eventually, after me constantly groping her - but no vice versa - I told her that she was making my cock so hard. She said, "that's it, we have to pull over." We pulled up next to a public elementary school, and turned off all the lights, so we were just sitting there in the dark. (I offered to get a hotel, which she wisely declined.)

She repeatedly said that she could just give me a blow job (because she "has an oral fixation" - clearly a compensation mechanism, but welcome nonetheless). But we started out with her straddling me, and making out while I sucked on her tits. Eventually she took off her pants, so that just her panties were separating her genitals from my exposed, hard cock. I tried to stick it in, but it wouldn't work, then she told me her panties were on and we couldn't have sex. I hadn't seen the panties in the dark and laughed it off.

She moved into the back seat for more room, and I followed. She lied down on her back (note: not a blow job position). I instinctively grabbed her tiny legs and pushed them toward her head, raising her pussy up. I started sucking on her pussy with no foreplay. She said she liked that, so I pulled her panties off. I continued sucking, and she told me to finger her, which she really responded too. After about three minutes of that, she cried out. I asked her if she came, and she said yes. Then I immediately started to stick my cock in, without asking, and she gave no resistance. It felt amazing and I came after about 7 minutes: first missionary, then doggy - I pulled out and came in her mouth (which she requested). In both positions, I cradled her tiny head in my arms to prevent it from banging on the car door. (Note: I don't usually go down on girls until after they go down on me, but did so here for various reasons.)

When we were done, the car windows were covered in steam just like Titanic. I didn't know that happened in real life. Overall, it was some of the hottest and best sex I've ever had, and I plan on fucking her all summer.

Curiously enough, another girl came over that night just to watch a movie (year right). Flush with confidence from the earlier girl, I groped her the entire movie (Van Wilder, one of my favorites, and seems to always to lead to sex - as if women view me like the title character just by watching it with me). At the end, we were making out hard, and she was straddling me. (She's a 32 year skinny Asian with a 5 face and an 7.5 body). I could have easily fucked her, and I will probably fuck her this week. But with only 3 hours of sleep, skydiving, an 8 hour party, huge quantities of alcohol, and the previous sexual escapade in the car, I was exhausted. I also had serious work to do at night and turn in by Monday morning. So I actually asked her to leave and come back later that week. Otherwise that would have been my first time to fuck two girls in 24 hours.

Lessons I'm learning as I get older, which improve my game:

1. Never indicate interest until she indicates interest first. This is just a small part of Mystery Method (A2 must happen before A3), but it is (one of) the most important. Just rereading Mystery Method has helped me a lot this summer.

2. Instead of cocky funny, try insulting funny. Instead of saying something that is so cocky that it's obviously false - say something that is so insulting, or absurd, that it is obviously false. Examples, while watching any bad sex during a movie: "that's how you like it, isn't it?" "You're a nasty girl, aren't you?" "You check my facebook page 100 times a day, don't you?" Etc.

3. With rare exceptions, never feel embarrassed about anything. If you fuck up, act like you didn't. If a girl acts like you should be embarrassed, flip the script by acting like she should be embarrassed for expecting you to be embarrassed. In your reality, nothing is embarrassing. This works hand-in-hand with being authentic to your true self. Examples: don't be afraid to be geeky, nerdy, a fan of comic books or comic book movies, a fan of video games, naked or taking your shirt off, honest about your sexual quirks, fetishes, and history; if you screw up, make a mistake, misspeak, act like nothing happened or ignore it. Etc.

The easiest way to adopt the "never embarrassed" attitude is to have a large "zone of safety." The zone of safety is simply what social psychologists call your circle of friends who accept you no matter what. If you have a wide enough social network, with a wide enough zone of safety, you will never worry about not being accepted or embarrassing yourself. Even some girl doesn't like what you did, you always have your underlying social reality of acceptance to fall back on. If you don't have any friends, or are a lone wolf, it is much, much harder to develop this attitude, because every woman is also a potential friend who instinctively you don't want to lose.

4. Cerebralize being bold. Non-naturals are genetically afraid to be physically bold with women. Whenever you find yourself feeling afraid touch a girl, have the highest, most cerebral part of your brain remind yourself of the logic to ignoring that fear. Say to yourself, "I know I feel really afraid right now, but logic tells me that boldness is rarely punished and usually welcomed." Then just do it. If she reacts poorly, withdraw (if in Comfort) or give IODs (if in A2). Do not act embarrassed at all - act like it is no big deal or there is something wrong with her (see 3 above). 9 times out of ten, she will not react poorly - in fact, she is usually going to be too scared about losing your interest that she won't react poorly even if she's a little uncomfortable. Of course, to be bold, you must also be smart - stupid boldness will lower the 9/10 ratio. Tips: A. isolate to a private place - your apartment/house (or wherever), B. make sure you are in the Comfort stage and build comfort over several hours, C. begin small, but generally don't retreat too much - once you claim ground (e.g. on her thigh) claim it as your own (metaphorically), D. use small, subtle, glancing movements, E. generally don't begin full groping of tits and pussy until in the middle of French kissing (always distract her, even with just kisses), F. to begin kissing, begin my leaning over and gently kissing her cheek while she's doing something else - usually watching a video. Then next time take your hand and turn her chin to kiss your lips.

Related point: be prepared to take 100% responsibility for everything. Fucking a girl, at least for the first time, is simply the act of dissolving her fear of shame/sluttiness/no-commitment so that her physical lust can take over. It is not the process of instilling artificial lust in her - she already feels the lust - it's your job to removing the obstacles to her acting on that last. To remove those obstacles, you must take 100% responsibility. This typically involves you making the first move, even while it seems that she is not really paying attention, not really interested, distracted, lying there passively, etc. In many cases, it will look alarmingly similar to the beginning of rape. And it's not always easy for the man to tell the difference (because women take so little initiative in both rape and non-rapes). But you can't let that stop you, or you simply will cut your sex life by an order of magnitude (and fail to give women what they really want: guilt free sex).

5. Always have a condom. I used to keep condoms in my car. At one point, I took them out when cleaning it - not sure why. The upshot - I finally had hot sex in my car, and it was unprotected. I hate condoms, but I will use them to prevent unwanted pregnancy. Here, the woman said that she would get an abortion (kind of halfhearted), and I also pulled out. I still would have preferred to use a condom. Keep them everywhere. It's a strange psychological trick that having condoms around makes you much more likely to have sex - a self-fulfilling prophecy.

6. With experience, and with domination, come female orgasms. I've only had about 20 notches my entire life (I'm about 30 years old). For the vast majority of those, include several LTRs over months, I almost never gave the woman orgasms, or only did so with extended oral sex (in one LTR). But for my last three notches over the last 1-2 months, I have made every girl come, and fast. Why is that? I think it's because: A. I am now much more dominant in bed (my last ex taught me how), B. first time sex with someone is exciting and a little dangerous, C. I am much more experienced with sex than when I lost my virginity, and D. I have increased in physical and personality-attractiveness so much so that I'm now sometimes noticeably more attractive than the girl I'm fucking. Of all of these, I think D is the most important. Regardless of technique, I think that just being attractive and alpha makes women come. One of the last three girls squirted all over my bed, so much that I had wash the sheets immediately because they were too wet to sleep in - and she came after just five thrusts in a doggy position with my hand gripping her shoulder like a vice in total domination. Again - my ex taught me some of this stuff - find a girlfriend who is into S&M and likes to be dominated.

7. I'm now, at age ~30, averaging about two notches a month. When I lost my virginity at age ~21, I was averaging about .7 notches a year. As I gain status, muscle mass, dating/sexual experience, wealth, and relative attractive vis-a-vis women as we age, I expect this trend to just accelerate. With more effort, I could probably average 3 or 4 notches a month now. If you do the math, you get to triple digits fast. I'm only ~30, who knows where I will be at 40 (or 50?). But I'm now optimistic and confident enough that I don't really worry about marriage or LTRs any more. It took me many, many years to get to this place psychologically.

8. I met both of these girls through OK Cupid, which reinforces my belief that it's a great way to score notches.

9. The girl I fucked had only had three other partners before me, including one who just took her virginity and then left her. So maybe she isn't a slut, or maybe she is just becoming one. If not a slut, that punches a whole in my theory that the PUA/fuck-funnel lifestyle focuses too much on fucking sluts.

If I had more time, I would have made this post shorter.

[soup]

#16 for 2012
german girl tonight

put her butt to sleep on my bed.

[PrettyBoy]

+1. this is my First time actually reading this thread so I'm posting an hour after the bang. I'll do as soon as possible next time and abide by the rules. I always saw the title and knew that I'd be posting here soon, hah. Anyhow I met this chick at a house party the other night, Arranged to meet up with her tonight. Picked her up and told her I'd give her a tour of my workplace. Which is a Barbershop and I have the key. I opened the gate slightly so we could get in. I left the lights off for fear someone would drive by and notice someone is in the shop so late. Theres a leather couch in the far back of the shop. I told her "Have a seat", went to the bathroom, came back and sat next to her. I went for the kiss, we started making out and I escalated from there. I wore that ass out and then dropped her off where I met her. Went to taco bell ( Late Night Drive thru) and here I am, home typing this. She's PuertoRican , 19 ,firm butt , slim waist, Brunette, light skinned 5'8. I'll give her a 7.

[Juan Antonio]

(07-11-2012 12:47 AM)soup Wrote:  

#16 for 2012
german girl tonight

put her butt to sleep on my bed.

16 notches halfway through 2012 is impressive.

How are you meeting these girls? Bars? Clubs? Online? Day game?

[el mechanico]

A couple days ago I sent a message to this girl online who had a mirror pic wearing a nightgown and got her number. I called her up and she said she was at the beach so I made plans to meet her late for a beer around 10 pm. We meet in a parking lot and she gets out of the car and I'm think holy shit! This girl had ass for days! It was huge! It was the kind of thing you see on a fetish site or something, flat torso small up top with this giant ass. I'm thinking no fucking way am I going anywhere with this chick but she charmed me into going to the tap room with her and we had strong beers. I loosened up. After about three I told her I had to go and we parted ways.....

All day yesterday I couldn't stop thinking about what it would be like to fuck this girl...Would it be good? Gross? I thought about sending Moma a pm for support but by the end of the day my curiosity got the best of me. I texted her "Want to have a few drinks later?"
she responded where? Sure. I told her to head my way after work. Once she was in route I told her that all I was really planning on doing is sitting at the bar in my house and listening to the rain on my tin roof and watching Swamp people. There wouldn't be much going on with the weather and all. She agreed. I bought a new bottle of Ron Barcelo rum and some cokes the night before so I started mixing her 2 shot drinks. She would turn around and catch me looking at her ass which completely dominated my John deere tractor seat bar stools. She gets trashed after about 6 drinks that I kept making while I was making some spaghetti sauce I turn around she grabs me and pulls me in. It's on. She used her ass weight to push me threw the doors to my bed and stripped my clothes off and started blowing me. Ohh boy I thought and also about the SIF thread here. There was no turning back. She took her clothes off and confirmed nice tits, small waist and huge ass with bikini lines and all. I flipped her over and smashed doggy for as long as I can remember then passed out.

[Screwston]

(07-12-2012 10:00 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  

A couple days ago I sent a message to this girl online who had a mirror pic wearing a nightgown and got her number. I called her up and she said she was at the beach so I made plans to meet her late for a beer around 10 pm. We meet in a parking lot and she gets out of the car and I'm think holy shit! This girl had ass for days! It was huge! It was the kind of thing you see on a fetish site or something, flat torso small up top with this giant ass. I'm thinking no fucking way am I going anywhere with this chick but she charmed me into going to the tap room with her and we had strong beers. I loosened up. After about three I told her I had to go and we parted ways.....

All day yesterday I couldn't stop thinking about what it would be like to fuck this girl...Would it be good? Gross? I thought about sending Moma a pm for support but by the end of the day my curiosity got the best of me. I texted her "Want to have a few drinks later?"
she responded where? Sure. I told her to head my way after work. Once she was in route I told her that all I was really planning on doing is sitting at the bar in my house and listening to the rain on my tin roof and watching Swamp people. There wouldn't be much going on with the weather and all. She agreed. I bought a new bottle of Ron Barcelo rum and some cokes the night before so I started mixing her 2 shot drinks. She would turn around and catch me looking at her ass which completely dominated my John deere tractor seat bar stools. She gets trashed after about 6 drinks that I kept making while I was making some spaghetti sauce I turn around she grabs me and pulls me in. It's on. She used her ass weight to push me threw the doors to my bed and stripped my clothes off and started blowing me. Ohh boy I thought and also about the SIF thread here. There was no turning back. She took her clothes off and confirmed nice tits, small waist and huge ass with bikini lines and all. I flipped her over and smashed doggy for as long as I can remember then passed out.

Was she white? Tell her to send you pictures then forward them this way...

[Duke Castile]

Mechanico just gave me a boner....

[at350zguyy]

(07-12-2012 02:15 PM)Fisto Wrote:  

Mechanico just gave me a boner....

quote of the day.

[Palo_alto]

Plus 1 and loving Chile!

6.5, met her at a house party in Santiago, took her back to the pad and smash!

I had to drink and drive again though...

[soup]

(07-12-2012 07:22 AM)Juan Antonio Wrote:  

(07-11-2012 12:47 AM)soup Wrote:  

#16 for 2012
german girl tonight

put her butt to sleep on my bed.

16 notches halfway through 2012 is impressive.

How are you meeting these girls? Bars? Clubs? Online? Day game?

E) All of the above.

I'm pulling girl from the subways for SNLs, out of clubs, at my gigs, off OKC, etc.

There's an entire world of opportunity right in front of you nose.

I've also gotten good at sensing:

- Girl who are coming come back from a failed OKC date.
- Girl who are down to do a threesome.