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The I-Just-Had-Sex Thread (Plus-Notch Thread)

+1

Girl I found through OK Cupid. A little chubby but not ugly. I was not very interested to date her, but I wanted to get out and be social.

I forgot my credit card at a club the night before, so I couldn't pay for lunch. So she bought me lunch. Then she invited me back to her room. Then she invited me to her bedroom to look at her giant stash of pills (she's bipolar among other things). I started touching her back and then pulled her on the bed to kiss me. We were fucking with 2 hours of me meeting her (we had video chatted for an hour first). Still my fastest bang yet.

Lessons:

1. Consider "accidentally" losing your wallet before the date. Then, if you never want to see the girl again, you get a free lunch/drink/dinner. Basically flip the script through manipulation.

2. If you focus on getting laid and/or meeting girls online, you will meet a lot of sluts. This has disadvantages, but also one obvious advantage.

3. If a girl invites you into her place, assume that she wants to fuck you.

4. If a girl has Borderline Personality Disorder or Bipolar Disorder, it will probably be an easier bang. The disorder either makes girls slutty directly, and makes their lives so hard that they cope with sluttiness.
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+3.5

So I just had the most successful weekend of my life. Friday night, hit on this very hot Mexican chick, could not speak English so had to speak Spanish to her. Long story short, I ended up back at her and her "cousin's" place with 2 other girls and a random very fat black dude. Black dude passes out, 3 girls start going at it and go upstairs with myself and the "cousin". Upstairs the girls are naked, I end up banging 2 of them while the original one I hit on and her cousin get it on with themselves (what the fuck). I try anyway for the hot Mexican but she just comes in to get fingered and play around, won't bone. Obviously, the cousin and I never get near each other. Crazy crazy night, still don't know what to make of it. And that was the short version. So I guess +2.5 on this one (really only +2).

Next night, Saturday, head out to a hipster bar around here. Meet this girl, ready to go as she's drunk and smiling and happy and a creative type. Problem is she chats up every single person that walks by her. I keep losing her, see her actually make out with a guy, two other guys get her #. I just persist and make sure she runs into me as the bar is closing. After a 2 hour escapade around town with her friends eventually end up at her place and bang her, no resistance. +1. Another demonstration of how numbers are useless.
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Quote: (08-05-2012 09:04 PM)slubu Wrote:  

+3.5

So I just had the most successful weekend of my life. Friday night, hit on this very hot Mexican chick, could not speak English so had to speak Spanish to her. Long story short, I ended up back at her and her "cousin's" place with 2 other girls and a random very fat black dude. Black dude passes out, 3 girls start going at it and go upstairs with myself and the "cousin". Upstairs the girls are naked, I end up banging 2 of them while the original one I hit on and her cousin get it on with themselves (what the fuck). I try anyway for the hot Mexican but she just comes in to get fingered and play around, won't bone. Obviously, the cousin and I never get near each other. Crazy crazy night, still don't know what to make of it. And that was the short version. So I guess +2.5 on this one (really only +2).

Next night, Saturday, head out to a hipster bar around here. Meet this girl, ready to go as she's drunk and smiling and happy and a creative type. Problem is she chats up every single person that walks by her. I keep losing her, see her actually make out with a guy, two other guys get her #. I just persist and make sure she runs into me as the bar is closing. After a 2 hour escapade around town with her friends eventually end up at her place and bang her, no resistance. +1.

Another demonstration of how numbers are useless
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Much Respect Slubu, Lesson Driven home....... E-mech, Parlay say the same thing about me, No more numbers for me , It's Pussy or nothing for me here onwards....... I tried this weekend, here is the report.

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-14130-...#pid248519

Gotta give Slubu The Persistent, Tenacious motherfucker award. Saw his dedication at work in the wee hours in NYC........

Game on mi amigo.......

"You can not fake good kids" - Mike Pence
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+1. Thank you, thank you OKCupid for your glorious bounty of sluts. Ran Tuth's 1st date bang recipe line for line and it worked like a charm. Tuth, you are now personally responsible for several of my notches motherfucker. I feel like I owe you a bottle of Cris.
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Quote: (08-05-2012 09:50 PM)Lothario Wrote:  

Quote: (08-05-2012 09:04 PM)slubu Wrote:  

+3.5

So I just had the most successful weekend of my life. Friday night, hit on this very hot Mexican chick, could not speak English so had to speak Spanish to her. Long story short, I ended up back at her and her "cousin's" place with 2 other girls and a random very fat black dude. Black dude passes out, 3 girls start going at it and go upstairs with myself and the "cousin". Upstairs the girls are naked, I end up banging 2 of them while the original one I hit on and her cousin get it on with themselves (what the fuck). I try anyway for the hot Mexican but she just comes in to get fingered and play around, won't bone. Obviously, the cousin and I never get near each other. Crazy crazy night, still don't know what to make of it. And that was the short version. So I guess +2.5 on this one (really only +2).

Next night, Saturday, head out to a hipster bar around here. Meet this girl, ready to go as she's drunk and smiling and happy and a creative type. Problem is she chats up every single person that walks by her. I keep losing her, see her actually make out with a guy, two other guys get her #. I just persist and make sure she runs into me as the bar is closing. After a 2 hour escapade around town with her friends eventually end up at her place and bang her, no resistance. +1.

Another demonstration of how numbers are useless
.

Much Respect Slubu, Lesson Driven home....... E-mech, Parlay say the same thing about me, No more numbers for me , It's Pussy or nothing for me here onwards....... I tried this weekend, here is the report.

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-14130-...#pid248519

Gotta give Slubu The Persistent, Tenacious motherfucker award. Saw his dedication at work in the wee hours in NYC........

Game on mi amigo.......
You may need to have a lesson in "Connecticut in New York" game. Last call is later than last train on the Metro north. Call for details
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Edit

And un -edit. I'll tell you the last thing any mother fucker there wants to hear if you're messing with their group/ women is the word Connecticut. New Yorkers are scared shitless of the Constitution/Nutmeg state.
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+1

Went three rounds with a cutie.
Too lazy to mention any other details, just happy that the cold streak is officially over and I can honestly make a post in here!
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+1 I'm not proud of this one [Image: sad.gif]
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I just fucked a gringa in Chile, she is now in the bathroom.

Picked her up from a club an hour ago. Got my OHIO flag.

She opened me (I was wearing one of those bracelets that says " I love boobies"). She came to me and ask, hey!!! how come you have one of those? ...chit chat....went to my car, hand on my cock, 5 min drive to my pad BANG.

LOGISTICS ARE EVERYTHING...

The harder you practice, the luckier you get.
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Just fucked this legit 8 girl in NY. Talked her up with some BS excuse during last saturday, date tonight, "lets go back and fuck"... first nut went ok, but then went numb on 2nd try after she tried to dominate me multiple times (BAHHH WHY DO AMERICAN GIRLS LOVE THIS...) and couldn't get it back up lol... missing my submissive eastern european innocent girls. Felt bad for her... asking herself wtf was wrong with HER... Told her I couldn't get it back up bc of some other girl... got her to leave pretty fast, lol. Def. on the carroussel though... "went on a date yesterday.. you today... tomorrow another guy..." I'm like ummm ok that's not gonna help me get back up.

American girls... I can't even get hard with them anymore. That's what half a year in Eastern Europe does to you.
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Quote: (08-09-2012 02:53 AM)trainwreck Wrote:  

American girls... I can't even get hard with them anymore. That's what half a year in Eastern Europe does to you.

True that.
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Quote: (08-05-2012 10:55 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

+1. Thank you, thank you OKCupid for your glorious bounty of sluts. Ran Tuth's 1st date bang recipe line for line and it worked like a charm. Tuth, you are now personally responsible for several of my notches motherfucker. I feel like I owe you a bottle of Cris.


where can I read this doc
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Quote: (08-09-2012 08:40 AM)chyamor Wrote:  

Quote: (08-05-2012 10:55 PM)gringochileno Wrote:  

+1. Thank you, thank you OKCupid for your glorious bounty of sluts. Ran Tuth's 1st date bang recipe line for line and it worked like a charm. Tuth, you are now personally responsible for several of my notches motherfucker. I feel like I owe you a bottle of Cris.


where can I read this doc

It's in Game Hall of Fame

http://www.rooshvforum.network/thread-8681.html

"You can not fake good kids" - Mike Pence
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Banged girl last night. Handball player. She has a six pack. Not as sexy as I had hoped [Image: tongue.gif] But the ass and legs were spectacular.
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damn everyones getting laid off the chain. speaking of going for the snl i found a place in the heart of downtown 30th floor overlooking the ocean. 1k a month (unreasonably good) but my friend bitched out , that would have been the logistic poosy paradise "hey lets walk 2 blocks to my 30th floor apt overlooking the ocean and chill in the hot tub"

+1 (last night)
I defeated the olympian sized [Image: womanhamster.gif] I got SIF'd i think. her pictures showed her as ~thick~ but definitely not fat. we go back and forth texting. shes all "i don't want to bang, ive had way too many guys do that this weekend" then she 'friend zoned' me. Wanted to meet in the day time to hang out as friends. I never replied to any of that yesterday. Eventually she calls me up at about 10pm telling me to come over and hang./watch a movie and "no im not going to fuck you"

i get there and she has a very nice face, facially i'd say a 7. however, she had massive hips (no rolls, but still on the chunky side). shed been saying she 'feels weird about me and that im too mysterious' so i lighten up on the game and have a normal conversation. we start watching a movie. i say "im probably going to pass out, please don't take advantage of me or anything" she freaks out and gets all "ive had way too many dudes try to fuck me recently im not banging. Needless to say 10 minutes later I was face-fucking her with 0 resistance. literally nothing, I kissed her and it was basically straight to fucking. shes into being dominated to. good times.

I think i'll bang her again to work on my dominance in the bedroom/rough sex. Im proud of myself for not giving into her weird ass 'LMR' before even hanging out. She is also apparently a + size model.

[Image: othmiami012712_041.jpg] body like the chick on the left, but with a hot face.

if she slimmed down shed look like that 'french model with a donk' from the would you hit it thread
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Last night met a married babe from POF. We had exchanged some emails and skyped. Nice face, beautiful smile. Said her body was "average."

Met her at a Chili's attached to a hotel. I always sit at the bar waiting. I tell her I will be there 15 minutes before our scheduled time so she won't have to sit alone at all -- women like that. And I sit at the bar to see if they can actually get onto the stool without overflowing in lard. That has happened to me a couple of times, and I finish my drink and go.

She walks in...alas, a bit bottom heavy but not too outrageous. A 6. But the skin! Beautiful, like a china doll. She says she's 45 but looks 30. Very tastefully dressed, discreet makeup, nice earrings. I order her a glass of champagne, we toast, and she says after a sip, "why don't we take these up to the room?" No time wasting here.

I get the room, we go in, she walks to the bed stand, puts her glass down, and pulls the covers down, and stars undressing. We haven't even kissed yet! So I start undressing too. Her body is OK, no flabby rolls but plumpish. But the nipples! Some of the darkest I have ever seen (she is brunette) and large. We get into bed, she deep kisses me, she rubs me for a second to get me a bit harder, and in I slide. She is drenched already.

And for the next hour and a half, I have some of the most physical sex I have had in a long time. I swear when she was on top of me SHE wanted to SMASH me into oblivion. Alas, when I wanted to go anal, she pushed me away. But she devoured my balls and asshole like they were the sweetest lobster.

And was she loud!! A vulgar curser throughout.

At one point I wanted to eat her pussy, but she pushed me away. "Let's just fuck...but I will suck you, don't worry."

During our pre-fuck conversations, she had said her husband "doesn't satisfy her." After we were done, she elaborated. Apparently he eats her out until she comes, and then fucks her for about about a minute and comes. He has no control. "I need a cock inside me for more than two minutes," she told me as we were lying there spent.

I intend on obliging, as she has now officially entered the rotation.
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+1 after just 5 hours in Philippines. More details later
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+1 and Canadian flag. A little late as it happened last week in Vegas...met her at a pool party and found out we were both going to the same club that night. Met up at the club, danced a little then took her back to my room and fucked her.
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Red flags going off.

She's pretty attractive, but there was NO LMR WHATSOEVER, she put my cock in her mouth first night, and she smelt funny. I was pretty sure that was her.

Can't believe I cheated on my regular squeeze to bang her, but now it's done.

PS. I could literally get my hands all the way around her waist. She was that petite. What a slut.

A year from now you'll wish you started today
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21 year old university student - my favorite demographic. 2nd date after meeting online. Not the hottest and a not that great in the sack...but nice ass for a Japanese woman.

Dr Johnson rumbles with the RawGod. And lives to regret it.
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+1

Smashed a gorgeous latina last night. 8.5. The only reason she wasn't a 9 is because she had a little more love handles. 20 years old. Took her to a car meet and went back to my place to have some drinks. Went to my room, shoved me onto my bed and We made out . I got on top. Took my pants off and started face fucking her. She couldn't handle it so she got ontop and gave me one of the best BJ I have ever gotten. I told her to let me put it in, she said she was on her period. I told her to go to the restroom and flush the tampon. I turned her on so much that she surprisingly agreed. Smashed. She left shortly after

P.S. I don't usually fuck girls on their period but I haven't busted a nut in 8 days and I was hammered.


Oh and I woke up this morning with period blood on carpet. SMH
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not a +1 but [Image: hu-lgflag.gif]

just found out one of the chicks im banging was born in hungary, moved here when she was a small kid/toddler. shes also part Chinese so she has this natural tan thing going on and asian tits.
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+1. Phils. *shrug*
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+...2 since last week.

1) Girl from bus last month, no English but not a language notch; I was grinding on Google Translate.

2) Girl I met on the street a few weeks ago, visited her hometown, laid it down four times yesterday and once this morning.
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+1

Took a trip to an all inclusive hotel on the north coast, it is off season now so the amount of talent is significantly limited. I walked the whole property looking for even a 6 and all I saw were old couples and kids, I hate kids. Anyway when night arrived i happen to see this girl at the club in the hotel dancing all wild and so I made my move. It was dark at this time she looked like a 9 so I started to game her aggressively. We were taking shots to the dome like we got a vest on our heads and then when the club was shut down I was walking with her to her hotel room. BANG!!!
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