[Aliblahba]

There's a million ways to hack. The key is to ALWAYS be thinking. Used to take my grandmother and a few other relatives to after church lunch on Sundays. I'd pick a restaurant with plenty of hot waitresses. I'd play the alpha patriarch, with coinciding body movement. I always got noticed, and a couple days later would return to the restaurant solo to collect my dividends. Girls ate that up.

Now who here has ever used their grandmother as a wing?