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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 04:58 PM
Models like her are supposed to be the pinnacle of beauty. They're supposed to be fit and have the ideal body, that's their job. How is she still getting paid if shes incapable of doing her job.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 05:06 PM
A pair of tits on a milk-carton body. Zero thighs, no hips, no ass, on a massive 5'10" frame. Her pussy is almost certainly cavernous. The only way for a girl like this to look good is to stay borderline-scary skinny, to capitalize on her striking, near-perfectly symmetrical face--her best asset. This is the runway model way.
I would bang, of course, but I've never understood the worshiping of this broad. Given a get-any-pussy-free token, she'd be way-way-way down on the list of who'd I use it on.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 05:15 PM
ewww. this reminds me of a one-itis girl I had. I saw her go from pinnacle of beauty to slightly chubby and flappy. I was so thankful I didn't get tied down to her now.
This is how Russian women age. beautiful until mid twenties then explode at the hips. Not sure if she has Slavic origins, but It wouldn't surprise me.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 05:20 PM
Incidentally, I don't think this is a "wall" case. This chick is 20. It's a simple case of reverse butterface.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 05:23 PM
There's a chance these photos were just taken at an awkward angle that makes her body look worse than it is. Though I can't say I've ever thought she had a great body. Her proportions are weird, and that doesn't bode well for a girl just barely out of her teens. Absolutely gorgeous face though.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 06:33 PM
What a shame. She's going down the same path as Kim Kardashian at a way earlier age. She'd better start exercising fast or her sex appeal's going to plummet over the long run.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 06:42 PM
she has that dumb vacant eyes look that is super sexy when she's skinny. makes her look like a care free good fuck. When she fattens up she looks like a chunky dumb fat woman.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 07:07 PM
would still smash because she looks like she would do some dirty nasty shit in bed.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 07:44 PM
Damn, that's quite shocking!
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 07:49 PM
Damn, I always thought she was pretty hot. You changed my mind.
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Kate Upton doesn't show signs of avoiding the wall
12-24-2012, 09:49 PM
Damn, I saw the thread title and was like, are you kidding me? This forum's got some real photo detectives! That hairy lip is hideous.