by Drawk Kwast – September 4th, 2010
Plastic is making androgynous pedophiles of us all. Put down the water bottle and listen up. The research is incredible. Most girls hit puberty now at age nine (you’re pretending not to notice, but I know you’ve noticed). If you take a look around on the Internet, lots of people are talking about why girls are becoming women so young, but the really disturbing news that no one seems to be talking about is how some of the same factors are turning boys into “little girls.”
Let’s start at the beginning, with why girls are hitting puberty so young. There are three major contributors to this. The first is childhood obesity, which America really excels at these days. Fat female children have an increased ability to convert hormones into estrogen. Nature has programmed a preference for a certain amount of body fat before female puberty. This is due to the extra fat needed to survive pregnancy, which also explains evolutionarily why women tend to carry a higher “healthy” body fat percentage than men. Give the female body more fat, at a younger age, and puberty happens sooner.
The second factor is what the US Food and Drug Administration allows to be added to our food. Two of the allowed hormones are progesterone and estradiol (which sounds very close to estrogen for a good reason). Both of these are natural female sex hormones. Pumping female hormones into food equals more female hormones in the bodies of young girls, resulting in puberty faster.
The third reason you’re feeling guilty for lusting after underage girls is plastic. Most plastic bags come with a “danger of suffocation warning” on them somewhere. The warning that needs to be added is the danger of estrogen-mimicking chemicals that easily leach out, and contaminate everything they touch. These chemicals are Bisphenol A (BPA), Phthalates, and Perfluorooctanoic Acid (PFOA). Think about all those food and beverage containers and you understand how everyone is receiving a constant trickle of estrogen-mimicking chemicals. And you thought you were just drinking water.
I hate it when I have to agree with the tree-huggers, who have been claiming for years that we’re poisoning ourselves, but the reality is that we are poisoning ourselves. Young girls are getting an overdose of estrogen, but this is only the beginning of the story. Everyone is concerned about young girls, but no one seems to care that boys are getting that same overdose of estrogen. If too much estrogen is bad in girls, what do you think this is doing to boys?
When I look at the average boy these days, I cannot believe what I see. Most don’t even look like boys anymore. They are being pumped full of estrogen and pulled away from physical activities like sports. Physical Education in our schools is a total joke these days. Physical activity promotes the production of testosterone. Boys need testosterone to become men. A man with high estrogen and low testosterone is not a man. A fat 12-year-old boy with bitch tits is not on the path to healthy manhood.
So what can men like you and me do to prevent this in ourselves? One option is to start grocery shopping like a hippy and use glass containers rather than plastic. Another option is blocking estrogen. Ask the alpha male at your local gym, and you’ll find that he’s on some kind of anti-estrogen product. Estrogen blockers work by binding to the estrogen receptors in the body, preventing estrogen from binding to these sites, literally blocking the estrogen. The newer and more advanced anti-estrogen products are called “aromatase inhibitors” and they work by inhibiting the formation of estrogen in the body.
One final word of advice – stop eating soy! Soy is loaded with estrogen. I realize this ruins the idea of dipping your sushi in soy sauce (unless you happen to be on an anti-estrogen), but there’s a reason why only women and gay men eat tofu.
Plastic is making androgynous pedophiles of us all. Put down the water bottle and listen up. The research is incredible. Most girls hit puberty now at age nine (you’re pretending not to notice, but I know you’ve noticed). If you take a look around on the Internet, lots of people are talking about why girls are becoming women so young, but the really disturbing news that no one seems to be talking about is how some of the same factors are turning boys into “little girls.”
Let’s start at the beginning, with why girls are hitting puberty so young. There are three major contributors to this. The first is childhood obesity, which America really excels at these days. Fat female children have an increased ability to convert hormones into estrogen. Nature has programmed a preference for a certain amount of body fat before female puberty. This is due to the extra fat needed to survive pregnancy, which also explains evolutionarily why women tend to carry a higher “healthy” body fat percentage than men. Give the female body more fat, at a younger age, and puberty happens sooner.
The second factor is what the US Food and Drug Administration allows to be added to our food. Two of the allowed hormones are progesterone and estradiol (which sounds very close to estrogen for a good reason). Both of these are natural female sex hormones. Pumping female hormones into food equals more female hormones in the bodies of young girls, resulting in puberty faster.
The third reason you’re feeling guilty for lusting after underage girls is plastic. Most plastic bags come with a “danger of suffocation warning” on them somewhere. The warning that needs to be added is the danger of estrogen-mimicking chemicals that easily leach out, and contaminate everything they touch. These chemicals are Bisphenol A (BPA), Phthalates, and Perfluorooctanoic Acid (PFOA). Think about all those food and beverage containers and you understand how everyone is receiving a constant trickle of estrogen-mimicking chemicals. And you thought you were just drinking water.
I hate it when I have to agree with the tree-huggers, who have been claiming for years that we’re poisoning ourselves, but the reality is that we are poisoning ourselves. Young girls are getting an overdose of estrogen, but this is only the beginning of the story. Everyone is concerned about young girls, but no one seems to care that boys are getting that same overdose of estrogen. If too much estrogen is bad in girls, what do you think this is doing to boys?
When I look at the average boy these days, I cannot believe what I see. Most don’t even look like boys anymore. They are being pumped full of estrogen and pulled away from physical activities like sports. Physical Education in our schools is a total joke these days. Physical activity promotes the production of testosterone. Boys need testosterone to become men. A man with high estrogen and low testosterone is not a man. A fat 12-year-old boy with bitch tits is not on the path to healthy manhood.
So what can men like you and me do to prevent this in ourselves? One option is to start grocery shopping like a hippy and use glass containers rather than plastic. Another option is blocking estrogen. Ask the alpha male at your local gym, and you’ll find that he’s on some kind of anti-estrogen product. Estrogen blockers work by binding to the estrogen receptors in the body, preventing estrogen from binding to these sites, literally blocking the estrogen. The newer and more advanced anti-estrogen products are called “aromatase inhibitors” and they work by inhibiting the formation of estrogen in the body.
One final word of advice – stop eating soy! Soy is loaded with estrogen. I realize this ruins the idea of dipping your sushi in soy sauce (unless you happen to be on an anti-estrogen), but there’s a reason why only women and gay men eat tofu.