[Repo]

A high IQ is required to fully comprehend the many forum references. Well done

[Julio]

Stopped reading after the intro and this:

Quote:

Body type: huge...(if interested 50 bucks a month to find out how to get huge)

[perception_theory]

This guy is a f*****g genius !

Absolutely brilliant !

Great Datasheet

[internetprince]

Boys.... just got a hand job off a girl. Cock still has a bit of cum in the tip too. I'll get to that in a minute.

But first lets talk about Cartagena

Cartagena

Day 1

Wow...what a gorgeous city (no homo). The Old City is full of cobblestone roads, color, beautiful old style homes, horse and carts, people full of character, music and and is surrounded by an amazing historic wall which has stood the test of time. The city has history and culture and feels a million times safer than Bogota. I normally travel to get my penis wet and let the world know but this city has an unmatched charm in Colombia which has already seduced me. Feel like I will stay longer but it's early days.

It really is amazing to see the contrast of the city. You have the old city surrounded by the protective wall where the battles took place and adjacent you have the modern high rises giving it a Miami like feel. It really is a unique city.

Anyway started the day by getting up early, had a steak with some pepper on it. Took a taxi up the hill to the airport (get a white one they are 15,000 cheaper). Drove up up the 10 past Lleras with a little tear in my eye thinking about the magic memories I made in that park...even though I'll be back real soon.

Made an absolute school boy error on the plane.. Got stuck in a window seat on a Viva Colombia plane (these planes are made for cunts that don't lift ) making it too hard to get into the aisle and run plane game. This is an uncharacteristic mistake from me. I was feeling anxious just knowing I was trapped in this corner and there were ladies metres away there for the taking with just a little touch of plane game.

Instead I just went through the photos on my phone thinking about which look best and help build social status to put on Instagram. I made sure the lady next to me could see them. I could tell she was wet. Unfortuantley she wasn't close to an 8 so i couldn't proceed.
Arrived in Cartegena went straight to airbanb..In Boca Grande beach front with pool..lovely, modern apartment with beautiful paintings (no homo) definatly furnished by a fag. Did what I always do when I first arrive in any city....go and buy the essentials....steak and test. Went to the chemist and the chemist said sorry testoviron has been discontinued in Colombia, not for sale any more.... well you could hear a pin drop in tha place..... I was speechless.

Then I panicked ... 'I was like fuck what am i going to do pal... you know that shit is the reason I'm so alpha?'
He said 'relax I can give you cream or patches' I was like 'what is the world gona think if dont tell them about my injections, creams are for fags. What about my biceps what if they shrink?'

He's like well we stock 50mg deca durabolin... I'm like cunt I've already got deca 200mg/ml... too much of that and I'll get deca dick....how will I service the ladies pal and let the world know with a cock that doesnt work?'

He then said 'ok Nebido'... I was like fuck I'll take that then...problem is you only have to inject it once a month because its very long acting..which means I wont be able to run and tell the world every time I inject and buy gear..... I don't want to come across as a poof.
So I got some of that (expensive by the way) and 30 steaks. Might have to try the vetinary clinic get the shit they make for horses.

Went back to apartement and applied some moisturiser and vitamin E cream and product before heading to the Old City for an historical tour.

My prior knowledge had me thinking that it was only the Spaniards that invaded Cartegena but I soon learnt that it was actually invaded numerous times because it was thought to have a shit ton of treasure. I'm still not sure if the treasure actually even existed or if it was hear say giving others false hope and a reason to invade. My tour was cut off early so I'm still left wondering. Get to that in a minute

Anyway was with a bunch of tourists walking around old city... so many cool houses, colors and landmarks...I got selfies next to everything I could and got it straight up on instagram... like I keep telling you guys and helping you..instagram game.. kills it here...get on it.

Anyway we get to the wall and the old black cannons are on there.. I get up there and rip my shirt off, do a zyzz, jeff sed superman pose with the ocean in the background and get this chick to take a pic and I hear this Euro bloke in the group say 'what a tool.'
He didn't know I heard him so I said 'you jelly bro?' he didn't say anything.. I got him back real good by saying 'yeah i can see your girlfriend is mirin.'

He laughed at me and said 'where are all your friends??'

I said "They are at home fucking your mum......"

Then I said "no seriously... I roll solo pal, I'm a lone wolf, alpha, PUA.... my friends are all on the internet cuz, how many flags you got pal? how many times have you been laid in the last 12 months brother? 32 here chief 30 fucking 2 and that's with my eyes closed, lets not throw in fingering and titty grabs ...yeah you're all silent now pal....cat got your tongue....if I wasn't such a top cunt I'd come down there and rip your head off..I train mma and bench 200 pal, few more cycles of dbol, HGH and tenbolone I might be able to bench your mum."

I left the group after that.. didn't go down very well with most of them. But to be fair I learnt a bit about Cartegena on the tour and recommend it...Just be careful you will get stuck with a bunch of annoying, non PUA betas that couldn't get laid in a whore house. PM if your interested in tour details.

Was pretty tired after that..went home and ate a steak, did some push ups, jaw exercises and fell asleep.
Woke up about 7pm... ate a steak, had a shower. Now here's where it gets interesting... I was panicking all day about not being able to run suit game in Cartegena because it's so hot... suit game is king in Colombia.
Trust me during the day you would never think you could run suit game here. But here's the twist...at night there is a really strong sea breeze which cools things down. The breeze is kind of annoying it's that strong...if your balcony faces the beach. But on the flip side you can run suit game at night. I have a white Don Johnson Miami Vice suit..I put that on... lot of hair gel. got to get the hair right...all the roids are thinning my hair so i have a little comb over at the front.

Sat on my balcony drank whiskey and did some high grade charlie the portero kindly aquired for me...cranked some tunes. Then headed to the old city. Just cruised in there all coked up in my white suit, slick hair and shiney shoes....let me tell you the IOI's were way more than Bogota and Medellin. And trust me I don't say that lightly..I am prone to IOI's with my jaw.

I spent most of my time around the Clock Tower in the old city and my game was so on point I had to beat the ladies off with a stick. I had a dilema... do I close sets this early and head home and go to pound town and have a threesome or be an alpha and tell them all to kindly fuck off and go check out the nightlife? As a true alpha I had to say sorry ladies you will have to get in line and it won't even be happening tonight. I like running hard to get game.

So i went to a few clubs...had some coronas, danced a little. Ran some game on some broads but wasn't really feeling it so much... think the charlie was wearing off. I was definately the best dressed in each place. Ended up in a in a club called Space and did loads of tequila....well bang I was back in action..girls looking at me from all directions... it's a dark place so the white suit was a game changer. I was running game on every chick and was killing it there. Could of pulled whoever I wanted that's how on point my game was.
I was so drunk pulled the hottest bird in the club... she was a ten. Don't really remember the sex but she would of been screaming my name and trying to get me to marry her I know that much . In the morning she was gone, must of had to work early. Expensive night only had coins left in my pocket.

Day 2

I was pretty hungover when I woke up so I made a protein shake filled with banana, oats, glutamine, bcaas. creatine, crushed dianabol, anadrol, tramadol and codeine pills. And I went and sat on a bench on the street below in the sun alongside the beach. My original plan was to go and run beach game but It would of been a total disaster... I needed to get back online and fast.

Anyway I'm sitting there and this dude walks past on his own. He's wearing socks pulled up with sandals, khaki shorts and an hawaiian top. Here's the kicker hes got this massive expensive Nikon camera around his neck and hes stopping taking photos every 2 meters.

So I yell out to him " hey pal you might want to watch that camera....fuck me. I hope your not gona roll like that if you go to Bogota...you walk around with a camera like that in Bogota I give you 2 or 3 minutes before something goes bad.....sought yourself out chief ..you´re not in Disneyland anymore pal."

Anyway he appreciated the advice we got chatting and headed to a bar for a drink... by now the trammy, dbol, drol, codeine combo was kicking in beautifully I was high as a kite and my biceps were popping out of my t shirt that was 5 sizes too small.

Anyway I was loving this cunt... telling me about his life... It was his first day in Colombia.... 76 years old from Branson Missouri. We just hit it off like long lost buddies.. absolute legend..I normally don't hang out with non-internet forum writers but this cunt was legit. Told him about my life how I travel and pull sluts and I am a forum writer.. he was loving it..

He was like "you mean you travel to third world countries to get laid and then brag about how you're a stud online?"

I said "that's right cunt..."

He´s like "that so awesome, I want to be your friend" and we high fived. We are pretty much besties now. We are gona roll together.... he´s gona be my wing in Cartagena...tells me he's got a bunch of 10´s lined up. Also invited me to Branson Missouri to wing and run game with him there.

Told him about the forum, he's gona join up I hope although he's not very ICT savy, doesn't have an email address, nor tinder or run any instagram or facebook game. But trust me he has very solid day game from what I saw. He only runs day and night game but is sometimes prone to morning game if he doesn't sleep in.
Have to say it's nice to have a solid wing man.

This afternoon I had to go and get a massage because my back is fucked. 3 buldging discs from heavy squats, deadlifts and leg press. 200,000 very good value. Anyway the chick was hot.. give her an 8.3. She was working my spine where I've had 2 operations and getting the blood into the muscles.

I'm on my stomach...and I'm thinking fuck how am I gona seduce this broad...what am i going to run here.. being the quick thinking PUA I am ...I said 'fuck Cartegena's hot do you mind if I take my whole top off.'

Shes like 'sure no problems." Well like i said before..no top game... works everytime..but so easy in Cartegena cause it's so hot. In Bogota Saturday night at 10pm in the Zona Rosa in the cold not as easy to pull off... but I still manage to get away with it.

As soon as I got my top off I knew it would be over... I knew she was wet as fuck. She went up higher on my back and I have a fair bit of cystic acne on my upper back and chest from the androgens (got to get those gainz boyz) but she was rubbing it and she said the pressure was making some of the acne burst creating a fair bit of blood and puss... I usually cover it with make up but with a massage hard to hide it. She didn't care about the blood and puss she couldn't control herself she flipped me over completely horny and jerked me off so fast I came in 30 seconds. Didn't even have time to get any of her clothes off, let alone bang her. That's the problem when girls get too horny, they lose control and finish too quick. I thought fuck it I'll smash her later on tonight but she didn't have her phone on her and couldn't remember her number...I'll have to make another appointment some time.

Anyway it's 6 pm here now. Gona eat a steak and take a nap. Not sure If I'll make it out tonight...standby for full report If I do.

Boys getting excied about the Superbowl.. anyone in Cartegena Sunday let me know.

Peace legends....Your brother IP.

[Nascimento]

Hahahaha this thread is great.

[scotian]

OP are you planning on meeting any RVF members during your stay in Colombia?

[semibaron]

(01-30-2019 03:05 PM)scotian Wrote:  

OP are you planning on meeting any RVF members during your stay in Colombia?

He probably does. This obviously is a second account.

[Shimmy]

This is obviously a troll account. One of the funniest and well thought out ones at that.

OP is either Australian or went very far out of his way to look Australian to conceal his real identity. They know way too much about Colombia and some of the members that they have to have spent a considerable amount time here and probably met many forum members.

[Golden_State_of_Mind]

Waiting for Linux to chime in here....

[LINUX]

When they offer you Nebido, they are trying to scam you.

Ask for UROMAX 1000MG/4ML solucion , same stuff, that'll be the cheaper deal, It's 179 mil.

Most of us are currently running Test C/E from Ecuador which you can obtain from the right channels. Testoviron will be back in colombia in the next few months.

best of luck.

[Axel99]

This seems like a parody of that dude prince charming, lol this guy must have met him.

[Tully Mars]

What is fantastic about all this is I hope some of our posters can look at this and laugh...and recognize some of the BS that floats through these forums. I know Linux and Scotian often call out guys going a little to far or boasting about x, or y, or z....

I have only meet a few RVF guys in person, most are solid....but I have met a few that are just too much. I also know MANY guys living in Colombia that rip on this site for these types of behaviors the OP is posting about and the need some posters have for receiving internet stroking and they get sick of dealing with the jackass gringo or foreigner douche bag.

I agree with Shimmy this guy has either been here awhile or has a past history with Colombia! Either way it's fucking great and a pleasure to read!

[internetprince]

Boys just got laid again..left the door ajar so the maid could watch....I trained hammies and glutes today and that's the view she had. She would of been wet. More on that later...

Anyway....Scopamine...scoapmine is a weird drug..it's very hard to articulate its effects, so you really have to be drugged to get a grasp...let me explain...

The cleaner from the hospital that I ran game on and brought tickets to Cartegena for was arriving this day so I was up early... Had a steak and a glass of whisky for breakfast... I spent the morning getting prepared....waxed my chest, trimmed my pubes, tied my cock to a piece of stringonto the door handle and pulled it back and fourth to stretch it, tanned, applied mositerurizer, booked a tattoo session to geta full sleeve done on my righrt arm, ran some game in the mirror with my shirt off....even knocked one out while listening to Foreigner thinking about when I first fingered a vagina as a teenager in the back of my parents cadillac listening to ''I Want to Know What Love is" in the early 90's. I actaully knuckled the fritz becuase I was scared of blowing too fast when she arrived... remember I thought she was a 9. All I can think about is sex.

When I was under observation in hospital after being drugged I thought I was fine... and to be honest I was wondering why the doctors made me stay. But the whole time I was running game on the nurses, female doctors and cleaners etc i thought they were all 9's (because of the scopamine). So the cleaner who I pulled and brought flights to Cartegena for arrived today..here's the thing..
This broad rolls in... and fuck me shes got a Gunt. I couldn't believe it... she had a fucking Gunt. I'll be honest I didn't know what to do... this is what I refer to as 'Players Block'... when a player is actually unsure what move to make in a certain situation.

An experienced Alpha PUA/Forum writer such as myself is able to make snap decisions in any situation under all sorts of pressure and duress but the Gunt on this broad had taken me completely by suprise. I was like a deer in headlights. Il'd gone from a top PUA to a confused little boy in matter of minutes. I didn't know whether to ring a friend or what. ..I was rattled.. one minute I'm the guy who's never fucked anything lower than an 8.7.. next minute there's a broad with a gunt walking around my apartment acting like we are a couple. I wanted to ring Vinny and get advice but I didn't have the cash and hadn't made a booking...and I wasn't sure if he accepted mastercard over the phone or not. I was rattled, I didn't know what to do so i just started skulling whiskey and shooting test.

You have to understand this broad is carrying on like it's Christmas day....never been to the beach, never been on a plane, never been out of Medellin...probably never been in the same room as a man with a jawline like mine. She's straight from the barrio communas of Medellin's poorest areas... she cleans the toilets at the hospital and now she's in my apartment carrying on like it's our wedding day.
Anyway she wants to go to the beach..I'm like fuck no..I can't be seen walking around in public with a girl with a Gunt...if a fellow forum writer sees me... my reputation will be destroyed.. as I thought that I quickly ran and closed the curtains...in case someone had binoculas and could see up into the apartment . I had to think on my feet so I rang up my wingman Randall...

I said "fucking hell Randall, I got an emergency over here cunt.. You're not gona believe this....There's a chick a with a Gunt loose in my apartment..can you help a brother out?"

Being the good friend he is he was straight over ready to help out....socks and sandals, kahki shorts and an hawaiin top again..
I said "fuck me drunk Randall change your shirt cunt."

I kindly then lent him one of my bodybuilder shirts that says 'sorry i lift more than you'..... no way anyone was going to fuck with him now. And I knew the lady would be safe without me.
I told the broad I was a allergic to sand and salt water and to go to the beach with Randall... and not to worry he will protect you he trains MMA. So off they went ..Randall this broad and her Gunt.

Anyway I spent the afternoon on tinder...I slid right 83 times and got 18 matches. Randall, the cleaner and her Gunt didn't end up getting back till later that night..I was actauly a bit worried.. But it gave me time to practise game and knock one out...all I can think about is sex. Had the place to myself so I got the tool kit out...lube, splash mat and DVD all ready to go but the power went out. So I had to have a mind wank. Lucky I have such an extensive wank bank due to the magic memories.

Had a steak for dinner and a whisky with three ice cubes in it.

That night when i was sleeping with this broad I pretended to fall to sleep early so I didn't have to touch her Gunt. Here's the thing though... You know when you wake up in the middle of the night and you are super fkn horny and hard... well I woke up so fkn horny..I mean I was so horny I would of sniffed my mum's knickers if they were there. All I can think about is sex.

So here I am hard and horny and I have this bird next to me with a Gunt...What do I do?? I'm thinking it's either her or the pillow... Fuck it I'll make love to the pillow..so i start fucking this pillow thinking about magic meories and talking dirty to it. I've got this pillow in reverse cowboy but it's too hard hard and I'm not getting the right friction... I usually fuck softer pillows where I can make a little crevice in the middle. I'm really not used to fucking hard pillows...I'll be honest it wasn't going well.....but I was still as horny and thirsty as a gringo in Babylon. So i thought fuck it I might as well have a crack at this bird... All I can think about is sex.

I got her in spoon position and carefully lifted up her Gunt without waking her so I could find her vag. I eventually found her vag and slid inside her... with one hand holding her Gunt up. I closed my eyes and thought about magic memories. She woke up moaning in ecstasy and said "I love your penis."

I replied "me too."

After I blew I started making her a peanut butter sandwhich to give her and then kick her out but it was 3.30am... So I ended up letting her sleep on the couch for the rest of the night.

Next day

Woke up gave the the bird taxi money and said "on your bike cunt"... what a relief. Now I could get on with self improvement finally. Had a steak for breakfast, put some tomato sauce on it. Waxed, moisturised, tanned, ran black hair dye through my pubes...while I waited for it to dry I knocked one out over the weather girl on tv... made sure I used my cum rug so nothing got on the expensive faggy furniture.

Had a steak and a whiskey for lunch.

I'm all out of Maple Syrup so I put in an order. Not sure when the shipment will arrive..I'm worried this will affect my notch count...When I plot the data at the end of the week I feel like there could be a sharp dip in the line graph but with my experience I should be able to adapt.

Got ready for my first gym session in a while. Applied oil to my body, and put plenty of product in the hair, put my tight lycra pants on, World Gym singlet and bum bag.

Hit up Bodytech in Plaza Bocagrande. Good spot.

There was this hotty there....about a 9.23 (my standard) so I thought I'm gona run some gym game on her... quickly did some bicep curls to get some blood in the arms and went over and gave her some advice on how she was lifting...even spotted her... I made sure I screamed out loud as I was spotting her "great form hermosa, yes yes one more hermosa, muscle mind connection baby yes, squeeze, get that pump squeeze, bring it up yes, lovely form mi vida."

Then I told her how I got such a good body and how I use gear... I could tell she was wet by the look in her eyes... she wanted me to service her... you just have to be direct.

But then her boyfrend appears. Some natty Australain dude.... he was at least 6'3 lean as fuck like a grey hound..apparently he is some Australian Rules footballer. His mrs was saying something about it earlier..but I wasn't listening I was too focused on her tits .....All i can think about is sex. I felt a bit small around him so i quickly ran to the toilets and injected synthol to bring my lagging parts up.

When i came back he says "You look pretty shit for someone who injects drugs."

I said "your mrs doesn't seem to think so cunt....she's mirin my traps"

He replied "My mrs thinks you're a fucking twat....dickhead."

I said "I couldn't give a fuck if you're some Rugby League, Australian Rules hero whatever you call that sport, I'm a PUA hero that travels the world to get my penis wet and advertise it online...I'm important."

He was sniggering like a smart arse and then he said "How did you get so fat?"

I said.. "Because each time I fuck your mum she gives me a biscuit."
(I am holding a fair bit of water from the androgens)

He said "fuck off loser."

As i walked off I did a quick double bicep pose and said "hey pal how do you like these guns? Rome wasn't built in a day cunt."
He was laughing but I could tell deep down he was jelly.

Spent the rest of the afternoon running Facebook game and doing jaw exercises. Had a steak and a cigar for dinner.

That night Randall invited me over to watch NBA. I said "sorry cunt I can't... all I can think about is sex."

Next day

Got up early. Had a steak for breakfast.

As I was coming out there was a massive screaming crowd of girls ... I asked the security guard what was going on and he said Maluma is there...( Maluma is a famous Colombian singer)..... My mind immediately sprung into action..I got to go meet this cunt and get it on Instagram...

The line was huge but I had my world gym singlet on and my lats were stilll full of blood from the 250 pound seated rows I had just completed.. So I used my size to push into the line which was predominantly full of 10-15 years old girls... but I was so focused on getting this on Instagram I brushed them aside and got right near the front.

Maluma was signing autographs for people in the line like an assembly line. Finally it was my chance to meet the great man.

Maluma said "Autograph?"

I said "sure pal where would you like me to sign?"

Then he looked at me funny and said "what?"

I said "sorry I didn't tell you who I am. My name is ******* I'm important... I travel to poor countries to fuck sluts and then run to the internet to tell the world."

He's like "ok, how do you like Colombia have you been to the coffee region or any of the Islands?

I'm like "Maluma cunt you're not listening pal... I´m here just to get my penis wet and make sure I let the world know."

He looked at me funny. I said "I'm serious cunt...my game is solid here pal... I have a very healthy notch count and 4 flags. Would you be interested in seeing the data?"

He looked confused. He was an amateur, you could tell he surrounds himself with losers that aren't into bettering themselves and keeping abreast of currrent PUA vocabulary.

Anyway I got a photo with him. Then I pulled a two cans of beer out of my bag and said "Quick brother let's take another photo with a beer in our hands so I can put a photo on Instagram saying just catching up for a drink with Maluma.# chilling with Maluma."

He's like "no... one is enough look at the size of the line."

Then I said "come on pal lets just take our tops off and get another one..so I can get on Instagram. The girls will look at the photo for you and see my body. It will help me get my penis wet."

Then his security guard told me to go... I said to the security guard "do you even lift?"

Then he pulls a hand gun out the back of his pants.. I´m like " sorry sir and quickly passed my dolphin trainer card to Maluma and said "Call me chief and I´ll teach you some game . Absolute pleasure meeting you cunt."

Haven't heard back from him yet.

Current Reflections

So I was starting to think about when to head back to Medellin or go to Cali. I really want to go to Medellin so I can hang round Vinny.. I've just got to save up some more money to give to him... So I've started a business to raise funds.

I'm partners with a Venezuelan entrepreneaur who has just arrived in Cartegena from Caracas. He believes the chiclet business is about to boom in Colombia.We are selling chiclets just inside the walled area down from Cafe Del Mar. We have all sorts of flavours and cigarettes and lighters too. If you need anything come hit me up. When he sleeps I work, when I'm running game or servicing the ladies he does it. He sleeps in the street, when the business takes off he's going to buy a luxury apartment.

Anyway once I get enough coin I'm going to give it all to Vinny so i can watch him talk to girls. I'm hoping I can get one of his promtions where I can get a free 40 minute lesson with him walking around centro commercials and the streets learning how to say hello to poor third world girls. But I'm trying to save enough just to be in his presence...if I can get some half price minutes well that would be a major bonus. If anyone get a heads up about when his promo days are please PM me.

Also want to have a sleep over at the Prince of Love's penthouse. If you have a sleep over there you get to hang around in his social circle and attend his amazing parties packed with broads... I was thinking about what type of game to run at his penthouse... I'll probably just walk up and down the queue of ladies at his bedroom door and run game on them while they are waiting for their turn.

Either way I'm excited to go back to Medellin. But I do love Cartegena, so safe. You can walk around at night at anytime and you will be fine. Well I am... but I lift. In Medellin, Bogota (more so) if you walk around at night alone between 10pm and 5am well it's a matter of time before you get robbed...even me... and I lift.

Bogota you have pasejo millionario where the cabs kidnap you and make you empty your bank accounts, scopamine, thieves in the streets with knives and guns and the odd car bomb.

Medellin just scopamine and thieves with knives and guns. Normal girls too, not after money, just looking for a man with tight game and a good jaw.

Cartegena.. nothing. So safe. Haven't had to bash any thieves yet...there isn't any. And Cartegena is beautiful and has a beach... but the beach isn't that great.. I haven't run any beach game here yet. But I will in a few days. I need to buy some new dick bathers first... smaller and tighter ones... I feel my current pair of dick bathers let me down in Medellin.

For a newbie I would suggest Cartegena. Someone like me... maybe Medellin..but I lift and have a good body and stunning jawline.
So back to where I was originally, servicing another lady. She just asked me what my favourite part of sex was..

She said " What do you like best about sex.... foreplay, eating clunge, getting head, fucking or blowing your load?"

I said "the best thing about sex is running to the internet and letting the world know about it and about my notch count."

She wasn't very happy but it was just business as usual for an alpha male like me..breaking another 9 's heart....run of the mill stuff. Bread and butter.

Got to go fellas, smoking a cigar and eating a steak now, did I tell you that all I can think about is sex.

Life's great.

[scotian]

Damn OP you’re putting a lot of effort into this

[monsquid]

"Codeine for the headaches"

Your either trolling or you're a retard

[Freddy_1]

OP get a VISA credit card ASAP...missing out on sessions with Vinny and trying to bang girls without his game advice is like trying to cook a steak without heat....

[fmman]

Words fail me. Oh Donald Trump is on the telly, the wall will be built afterall

[Sidney Crosby]

We need some updates.

[kaotic]

This dude must be ghost writing.

Why?

(01-27-2019 05:20 PM)internetprince Wrote:  

Take these supps to keep healthy:
⦁1000mg test weekly
⦁600 deca weekly
⦁100mg anadrol daily
⦁600mg tren E weekly
⦁accutane for the acne
⦁caber and prami for the progesterone
⦁nolva for the gyno
⦁arimidex for the estrogen
⦁valium for the aggression
⦁propecia for the hair loss
⦁clomid to keep the balls full
⦁hcg to stimulate FSH and LH
⦁Mk67 for the appetitie
⦁Zolpidem for the insomnia from tren
⦁Tramadol for the back and joint pain
⦁cialsis and viagra for the deca dick
⦁milk thistle for the liver
⦁captopril for the kidneys
⦁benazipril to kept he heart healthy
⦁codeine for the headaches
⦁asprin to keep the blood thin
⦁avapro for the blood pressure
⦁prozac for the depression
⦁Voltaren and glucosamine for the joint pain, getting old.

Because this nigga's dead from taking all this shit


This cunt is a RVF worldwide treasure!

[realologist]

Best datasheet in RVF history!!!!!!!!

Maple Syrup is an aphrodisiac!!!

[Comte De St. Germain]

Thank you OP for deciding to post what you have.

[General Stalin]

Easily the best travel log on the forum in years

[zatara]

This is fantastic. Travel Museums on steroids.

[Papi Rico]

Hit us with that good shit, IP.

Has your chiclet business taken off?

[Rubin]

little tip in case you wanna return to MDE:

if you bust out a few salsa steps in front of that little juan valdez in premium plaza, they will serve you a special beverage.

it contains kratom and other stimulants, ideal for daygaming single mums with fake tits


man i miss my colombia days.