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08-30-2018, 02:22 PM
This is in Croatian, but "Zlo". Literally means "Evil".
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08-30-2018, 02:39 PM
Quote: (08-30-2018 12:57 PM)Sgt Donger Wrote:
Funny last names are even in the news today: Woman with ‘rude’ last name blocked from social media
The girl in the article is named Natalie Weiner...she was blocked from creating a social media account because her surname was “offensive”.
Other worthy mentions in the article include:
Paul Gay
Steve Suconcock
Mike Dickman
Phillip Sporn
Ben Schmuck
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08-31-2018, 01:10 AM
Russian adjectives often end in -skaya. For example, one of Moscow's streets is named Tverskaya after the historic city Tver.
I have a good snigger every time I see a girl with the surname "Slutskaya".
Also, not a last name, but the Russian version of the name "Simeon" gets screwed up in transliteration from Cyrillic to Latin script for printing on passports. Can you imagine the strange looks a man would face if his name was "Semen"?
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08-31-2018, 01:25 AM
Rowdy Negro (the real full name of a chubby white kid)
Hitler Mussolini (full name)
Assman
Charley Willard Horse Dick (full name)
Grossweiner
Peanisbreath
[Harold] Ballitch
Moysten-Cumming
Booty (2 brothers who were pro athletes: John-David in the NFL, and Josh in MLB)
Richie Incognito (NFL lineman)
Chris Weinke (NFL quarterback)
[David] Fales (NFL quarterback)
[Urban] Shocker (MLB pitcher)
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08-31-2018, 01:59 AM
The surname "Hoare" is quite popular here in Ireland. Quite fitting, actually.
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09-01-2018, 12:09 PM
When I was in high school there was a local basketball player named Thaxter Arterberry. This is clearly an epic NBA name. Someone should have scooped him up.
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