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Why I hate online dating
03-21-2018, 01:36 PM
I cant seem to get a single effing match on tinder and bumble, and I think I am above average attractive. The other night at a bar I was approached by multiple women and one looked at me and bit her lip from across the bar.. yet, in that same city online? literally 0 matches. I think they did change their algo to limit male matches, but damn...I need profile help
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Why I hate online dating
03-21-2018, 02:54 PM
Quote: (03-21-2018 12:20 PM)questor70 Wrote:
Quote: (03-20-2018 08:54 PM)HankMoody Wrote:
So then after posting this thread, I met a pretty awesome girl off Bumble tonight.
Is she taller than you?
No, she's like 5'2.
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03-21-2018, 05:16 PM
While we're on the topic of height. Has anyone found that some women who are taller than you will admire you if you have the balls to chat them up?
I've dated a couple of women that were taller than me and I sensed that many guys were too intimidated to ask them out while they are actually open to it.
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Why I hate online dating
03-25-2018, 10:03 AM
Update, for any of you who care...
I ended up smashing the new chick off Bumble. And I mean SMASHING.
Just my type - short (like 5'1), dark hair, green eyes, big boobs without being fat, and certifiably insane (yes, I like the crazy ones). Totally into rough kinky sex, too. I could smash this chick 10 times a day and it wouldn't be enough. My neighbors probably hate me more than usual, and she managed to rip my sheets.
So, for all the time wasted on Bumble, it might actually have been worth it.
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Why I hate online dating
03-25-2018, 10:31 AM
Quote: (03-25-2018 10:03 AM)HankMoody Wrote:
Update, for any of you who care...
I ended up smashing the new chick off Bumble. And I mean SMASHING.
Just my type - short (like 5'1), dark hair, green eyes, big boobs without being fat, and certifiably insane (yes, I like the crazy ones). Totally into rough kinky sex, too. I could smash this chick 10 times a day and it wouldn't be enough. My neighbors probably hate me more than usual, and she managed to rip my sheets.
So, for all the time wasted on Bumble, it might actually have been worth it.
"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you"
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Why I hate online dating
03-28-2018, 12:52 PM
Rather than throw the baby out with the bath water why not do what I do?
Give zero fucks
Message these broads from the can
Setup low cost dates
I am averaging 2 or so blowjobs per week,usually in the parking lot, with minimal investment. These types of women are good for one thing. Sucking your dick.
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03-29-2018, 12:53 PM
Quote: (03-28-2018 12:52 PM)Dino Wrote:
Rather than throw the baby out with the bath water why not do what I do?
Give zero fucks
Message these broads from the can
Setup low cost dates
I am averaging 2 or so blowjobs per week,usually in the parking lot, with minimal investment. These types of women are good for one thing. Sucking your dick.
Brilliant.
"Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you"
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Why I hate online dating
03-29-2018, 06:39 PM
I actually forgot an important step(thanks guy above who called this useless).
Be a shameless asshole(natural to me) via messaging and a slightly lesser of an asshole at the meetup(toss in some manners). This is what seals the deal. The broads think they have magically transformed you just by gracing you with their presence. Almost every woman that sucked my dick commented on how they brought out the good in me and was thoroughly surprised by the conversation and good time they had.
Most importantly don't be shy about initially pushing for an invite to her place. This is a real time and money saver. Offer to bring a surprise that she will love. Bitches love surprises. I don't drink wine but I keep a couple cases of assorted bottles on hand from trader Joe's along with the normal girly drink assortment of liquor and mixers. Keep your surprises organised and ready to go. I cannot count the number of times where I thought I was in for the night and I got that message that had me putting on clothes and heading out the door.