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09-25-2011, 05:57 PM
"I feel asleep while clothes were in the dryer"
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09-26-2011, 02:53 AM
I like the flake response suggestions of either:
1) Escalate
2) Silence
Because they either require you to not act afraid of her (escalation) or to at least be in control enough to feign indifference ( silence).
Her: I think I'm going home too tired.
You: You missed your chance for enthusiastic oral sex.
If you try to fabricate some snide stuff, give her an insulting "comeback" you risk just sounding bitter and weak. A blatant come-on indicates you find her attractive but aren't going to be deferential at all.
Of course, this is all speculation on the escalation. I've been doing ignoring lately and it's worked well to see if she's interested: If she's got a thing for you she'll figure out some excuse to contact you
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09-26-2011, 12:55 PM
"I did wait for you but some boys were throwing water bombs at me"
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09-26-2011, 01:24 PM
This latest flake has retaught me a lot of girl bulls***. Although I like to give them the benefit of the doubt, at least at first, you could call me cynical. This is what I understand now:
"I'm not romantic" = I don't want a relationship with you / I'm a slut / I'm just playing with you
"That was sincere. I meant it" = I'm totally full of s***
"I love you" (within two weeks of knowing her) = I'm desperate and I spot a chink in your armour to manipulate the f*** out of you, you chump.
"I've literally never, ever had a one night stand before" = ...
"I live with my ex-boyfriend" = I want to have an affair with you at this moment, on my terms and I don't care about his feelings (or yours).
"I live with my boyfriend (same one)" = I don't want to have an affair with you any more, I'm taken.
"My battery is dying" = My phone is fine but I want an easy excuse to ignore you later if I get a better offer / change my mind.
"I'm in my jammies with a scary cosmetic mask on my face. I'm so much more enjoying pensioner lifestyle than rock and roll single girl. It really suits me" = I probably got very drunk and did something bad again last night, but I'm not a slut, honest, no way, never.
Xxxxxxxx etc. = whatever.
"I think I might drop off face of the earth for a month to sort out mom and everything else" = You aren't important / not feeling it...
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09-26-2011, 01:32 PM
I've reversed this. I'm a flake. I make plans and just do whatever the fuck I want and maybe may return a text if I'm bored and have no other girls to fuck with.
I made two dates for later tonight in the last hour and I'm not going on either. I will just go out with no regard for blowing anyone off and do exactly whatever I feel like doing minute to minute.
I will hit the fuckyou button on my phone if called and may text back "what" hours later or "you out?"
Maybe I may run into a girl that made plans with me at the wrong time tonight. Who knows?
I will not restart text. No longer my job. I blew you off remember?
I started this two weeks ago. I invited two girls to pick me up and go out and got bored while waiting and just left and went out and haven't looked back since.
This started due to a flood or hot streak that manifested from gaming over the last few months. I was going on one date and if I couldn't close. I went flake including responding to two day old texts at 3am with off topic responses.
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09-26-2011, 02:26 PM
Wow, I thought I was cynical. Surely you don't want to be wasting any time on these lizards. Isn't the trick to find out if she is a lizard ASAP and then get her out of your life?
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09-27-2011, 09:38 AM
Hmmm, not sure it's a sustainable strategy for a happy life... Do you consider there may be circumstances when a girl can flake for opposite reasons? I mean, what if she genuinely is quite shy or intimidated by you, or not sure how you feel about her and wants to sound you out.
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11-08-2011, 10:52 AM
Yeah I just had one today "unfortunately I got sick". Didnt even try to be creative at least to give me a laugh.
I don't really care about the girl but it was her idea to exchange numbers in the first place and her idea to meet up tonight. Feels like its just some sick little game to them sometimes - ah well on to the next one.
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11-08-2011, 01:33 PM
I honestly don't remember any lame excuses because as soon as a chick flakes on me I instantly forget about her and focus my attention on the other girls I am working on.
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11-09-2011, 09:05 AM
Invited a chick I knew from college to have lunch with me @ my hotel while I was in town in Miami. She agreed, then an hour later called with this:
"My grandfather is sick, I need to go meet with his nurse and see what's wrong. It might take a while. You can come to a BBQ I'm going to later though."
My response: "Maybe. I see some really cute chicks by the pool. Imma go talk to them."
Of course I didn't go to the BBQ.
Here's one I got from a Starbuck's barrista in Pacific Beach (San Diego). #-closed her one day, arranged to get drinks through text 2 days later.
"We haven't left yet. We can't get the car out. Some guy got run over right in front of our place and the police are waiting for the coroner."
WTF? That's either the most freak accidental cock-block the Hand of Fate has ever delivered or I was talking to one morbid slore. I hit her up via text later that night (after kiss-closing but failing to isolate and bang 1 of a 5-strong group of slores), but couldn't lock on a back-seat bang just texting.
"I'm fun but I'm not a slut."
Yeah, sure bitch.
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11-09-2011, 09:48 AM
"I'm working tonight"
She's a cam-girl
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11-09-2011, 10:23 AM
After sending a text saying I would be 15 minutes late to the date (1 hour before the date)
"Thank god you messaged me, I got really busy and can't make it and forgot to save your number in my phone."
lol what bs
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11-09-2011, 01:32 PM
"im taking my step dad to the airport" it was 12AM at NIGHT !!!
"my grandmas dying at the hospital right now"
"my aunt came and theres alot of drama at the house"
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11-09-2011, 03:32 PM
"My mom had me take nude pics of her and send them to my dad and then I had to go buy her cigs. Sorry."
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11-09-2011, 08:28 PM
lamest by far...
sooooooo what are you doing saturday?
Her: OHHHHHHHHH look at the time, im gonna be late. bye.
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05-08-2012, 01:47 PM
"I've got a headache."
Very common Japanese flake...