Over the years I've come to identify the 3 main subtypes of a boring lay.
1.The low libido/severely inhibited chick. Either upbringing or genetics have so fucked her up doing her is as dull as as square dancing.
2.The magic pussy syndrome. This bitch is usually a true hottie,at least an 8 or 7.5. She spreads her legs and lies back expecting you to swoon as the golden light shooting from her pussy transports you to ecstasy. Often she expects praise/clothes/money/declarations of affection for her memorable performance.
3. This is the deliberate passive/aggressive diss. Won't show any reaction to show you you're not pushing her buttons and thus have no power over her. She usually wears an uptight expression on her face throughout the dicking. This is the worst-only a trained therapist can mindtrick her feeble mental mechanics out of this bullshit. She's so stuck in her ways only huge quantities of booze/weed/similar substances will change her temporarily-or render her comatose.
Your opinions??
1.The low libido/severely inhibited chick. Either upbringing or genetics have so fucked her up doing her is as dull as as square dancing.
2.The magic pussy syndrome. This bitch is usually a true hottie,at least an 8 or 7.5. She spreads her legs and lies back expecting you to swoon as the golden light shooting from her pussy transports you to ecstasy. Often she expects praise/clothes/money/declarations of affection for her memorable performance.
3. This is the deliberate passive/aggressive diss. Won't show any reaction to show you you're not pushing her buttons and thus have no power over her. She usually wears an uptight expression on her face throughout the dicking. This is the worst-only a trained therapist can mindtrick her feeble mental mechanics out of this bullshit. She's so stuck in her ways only huge quantities of booze/weed/similar substances will change her temporarily-or render her comatose.
Your opinions??