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04-16-2016, 10:03 PM
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04-16-2016, 10:22 PM
Most definitely.
Even as a kid in the 90's playing Nintendo 64, something didn't feel right whenever I played Super Mario. Found it pointless to go through all that shit to save some stupid girl.
Never finished the game and had to ask my dad to buy me Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
Much more Alpha game.
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04-16-2016, 10:44 PM
There's a fan theory that Peach is fucking Bowser and that's why she keeps getting "kidnapped".
Not entirely unbelievable.
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04-16-2016, 10:53 PM
I'm one of the luckiest man alive, nothing in my life has been easy...
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04-16-2016, 11:05 PM
Quote: (04-16-2016 10:44 PM)eatthishomie Wrote:
There's a fan theory that Peach is fucking Bowser and that's why she keeps getting "kidnapped".
Not entirely unbelievable.
I can't have sex with your personality, and I can't put my penis in your college degree, and I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams, so why are you sharing all this information with me?
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04-16-2016, 11:15 PM
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04-17-2016, 01:48 AM
I can't believe all these repped members actually getting in on this.
Fuck, we need Little Dark now more than ever.
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04-17-2016, 02:58 AM
Touché
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04-17-2016, 03:49 AM
I suppose that makes Toad a beta orbiter. He keeps covering for Peach by telling Mario she's in another castle.
The public will judge a man by what he lifts, but those close to him will judge him by what he carries.
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04-17-2016, 01:20 PM
Even white knights get fed up:
“The greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents.”
Carl Jung
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04-17-2016, 05:06 PM
The real question is... are white knights losers in a world where women are ladies?