[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

(04-07-2016 07:58 AM)realologist Wrote:  

I was walking by the burn victim unit in a hospital. There were a lot of girls in there. One was pretty smoking, I would say about a 7 and about 25. She barely looked like she was even burnt.

was she smoking hot?!

[Suits]

Hey guys,

I live right down the street from an old folks home. So, like, every morning, I head to work and sometimes the old ladies are out knitting or playing croquet in the early morning sun. Yesterday I saw one that barely even looked 80 years old, she was a high end elderly woman.

I've stocked up on plenty of lube and have a bone fracture specialist on speed dial in my phone.

What do you think guys? Should I go for it?

[Rhyme or Reason]

[realologist]

(04-07-2016 09:05 AM)Aquiles_Baesta_Parada Wrote:  

(04-07-2016 07:58 AM)realologist Wrote:  

I was walking by the burn victim unit in a hospital. There were a lot of girls in there. One was pretty smoking, I would say about a 7 and about 25. She barely looked like she was even burnt.

was she smoking hot?!

No. Literally smoking. Like this but a woman and in a hospital gown.



But yeah she was hot too.

[lex the impaler]

[Tex]

(04-07-2016 11:17 AM)Suits Wrote:  

Hey guys,

I live right down the street from an old folks home. So, like, every morning, I head to work and sometimes the old ladies are out knitting or playing croquet in the early morning sun. Yesterday I saw one that barely even looked 80 years old, she was a high end elderly woman.

I've stocked up on plenty of lube and have a bone fracture specialist on speed dial in my phone.

What do you think guys? Should I go for it?

Only if she agrees to all three holes.

[Mr. D]

(04-06-2016 11:51 PM)puckerman Wrote:  

I'm totally serious with this question, and it's something I've wondered about. I saw two women standing on the street with the standard signs held up. They were asking for help. I estimate they were in their 30's and would have rated either one a six.

If I did approach, I would offer a nice meal and a shower at my place in exchange for what I want in the bedroom. I would insist on penetrating all three holes, of course. I might even ask her to give me a bath after she showers.

What do you guys think?

[debeguiled]

This is a fantasy. You know this is a fantasy, and at the same time you are thinking, "well maybe I could . . ."

Not only is it a fantasy, it is a common fantasy. We all have our versions of this fantasy, and I can tell you mine, but before I do, it is important to say, unequivocally, that, if you aren't joking here, you are trying to convince yourself that this isn't a fantasy, that it is a plan.

But it's not. It is under no circumstances a plan. Who hasn't done this a million times in their life? Conjure up a pleasant fantasy, and then your hind brain or your unconscious or your reptilian memory (or your inner gremlin of the undestiny or whatever) goes to work on your conscious mind trying to overwhelm it with superficially rational arguments trying to convince it to believe something it knows is fantasy but doesn't want to be fantasy is not fantasy is actually a plan, and so the battle is on.

Homeless women are like maids in hotels, female hitchhikers, high school girls who swear they are eighteen, down syndrome girls who have amazing bodies, flirty first cousins, hot nieces by marriage, strippers (stripping just to pay for college), your older sister's predatory friend who happens, for the minute, to be at your house all alone except for (guess who) you, and any other of a million variations of women that have a tantalizing scenario automatically built in the minute you look at them. Pure, primal sex, and yet wrong too, the wrongness being a force multiplier of the primitiveness of it all.

The scenario built in to the homeless girl is the ease of access (just roll up and open your door), anonymity (she could be gone for good the next day), the hope of animalistic congress (well, she's there by the side of the road ain't she?). And finally, (and let's not underestimate this one) there is a tiny imbalance of power in your favor which, unlike the feminists screech, is not the norm.

For these sorts of scenario to work out, they have to remain in the realm of fantasy, because no matter how powerful the pull of the imagination, remember that this is what separates us from women, the ability to tell the difference between fantasy and reality, and this sort of thing almost never works out in real life, and deep down inside, even as we wish it weren't so, almost all of us know that.


Yeah, men watch Superman movies, just as women watch RomComs; the difference is men don't expect the movie experience delivered asap into their lives.

And that is why you have posted here, because you want to be reigned back in by cooler heads, and be told that this is a fantasy not a plan.

No matter how enticing a scenario is ushered unbidden and yet welcome into your mind, the facts are still the facts, and all the things you knew to be true before you got this extremely enjoyable speculative bug up your ass, so to speak, still hold.

You are still a man. She is still a woman. All the social rules as well as the laws and risks still apply. They are just getting hazy because you have got a hell of an erotic playlet going on in your head.

So let's go through a little of the stuff that is getting so hazy:

• There are way more programs and resources for homeless women than there are for men.
• She is standing on the side of the road in spite of this
• All the warnings in previous posts are still in effect.
• Women are generally better at manipulating than men are.
• She is female.
• You are male.
• Do you think being homeless has made her better or worse at manipulating?
• You want to take her where?
• Your house?
• This is a plan?
  

This is so much better as a fantasy. Let's leave it there. You can enjoy it and embellish it, and have way more fun than implementing.

Here is my version of it:

I see a lot of these crusty, homeless, young, tatted, dirty, dread-locked hot little bitches pass through my town. Sometimes with guys, and sometimes on their own. They fly signs or ask for money. Sometimes they flirt with you and they are good at it and you aren't sure if it is real or just a hustle. A lot of them have a pair of monsters in their skimpy shirts. Some of them are whatever the hell an "Earth Mother" is called before she has a kid.

Something about these girls just get me going. I don't like tattoos or piercings particularly, and yet these girls are all in. They have slender little bodies, ragged clothes, did I mention they are dirty? Just cruising downtown or through a park, sometimes dragging a dog, and there is something so primal about them that every now and then my mind unbidden starts spinning atmospheric scripts that have them ending up at my house screwing me like an attacking neanderthal.

We aren't talking about goths or model-faux versions. It has to be the genuine, post apocalyptic train hopping ones who probably smell like cigarettes and vodka. Part of the fantasy is that they are nothing like any woman I would ever let into my life.

Talking about girls who look like this:



Or this (on the right):



Or this (Sometimes it is better if they are further away.):




But it's not happening. Fun to think about though.

If I have spare change I will give it to men, mainly the older ones. These girls are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves. They are living exactly the lives they want to live. And so am I.

[Bobb Johnson]

I remember when a friend of a friend actually got a blowjob from a homeless woman, I believe she was a crackhead too. He gave her a $5 and she did the deed.
It could've been a bullshit story though.
I think they won't have any sex with you unless you give them money, food, or drugs. Even if you give them those things there is no guarantee of getting laid.
In general, I think its a bad idea. The only exception being if she is a midget. I have a weird animalistic fetish for midget women in general.

[MrXY]

(04-07-2016 08:28 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-06-2016 11:51 PM)puckerman Wrote:  

If I did approach, I would offer a nice meal and a shower at my place in exchange for what I want in the bedroom. I would insist on penetrating all three holes, of course. I might even ask her to give me a bath after she showers.

While this thread seems trollish, this almost happened to me once. Just make sure your "nice meal" doesn't include appetizers.

This did happen to me last year, sort of. I met a girl for a drink through POF. We hit it off pretty well and after a while she told me that a few days before she had left her boyfriend because he had beaten her up ( she did have a few bruises). Since then she had been sleeping on the couch of a couple she barely knew. She was trying to get an apartment but they are hard to find in summer at the beach and she had just started a job as the manager of an upscale retail store and had not yet gotten her first paycheck. So, technically, she was broke and homeless.

After a few drinks and some food , I invited her to my house and she accepted. I banged her. The next night I'm pretty sure she slept in her truck. The following day she asked if she could stay with me again. Rebang. She stayed with me one more night and then managed to get a little place when she got paid. I banged her a few more times at her place then she dropped off the radar. Probably went back to the boyfriend.

I think there was a good chance I was going to bang her anyway, but I have no doubt that my offering her food and a comfortable place to stay was a factor in favor of her deciding to fuck me.

I can think of a couple of other instances in which girls who were in "in between" circumstances stayed with me briefly and I banged them. Women are hardwired to trade sex for resources as a survival strategy and this is just one form of that. Marriage is another.

As others have noted , there are plenty of drifter girls out there. They are especially prevalent in beach and hippie towns. Not all of them are crazy or dangerous; some are just having a youthful adventure or ran into bad life circumstances. So I would take them on a case by case basis and feel them out carefully first. Of course, you should have enough game that you would not make the "deal" explicit, just let things happen naturally.

Definitely stay away from hardcore, longterm homeless women though.

[Merenguero]

(04-07-2016 08:28 AM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  

(04-06-2016 11:51 PM)puckerman Wrote:  

If I did approach, I would offer a nice meal and a shower at my place in exchange for what I want in the bedroom. I would insist on penetrating all three holes, of course. I might even ask her to give me a bath after she showers.

While this thread seems trollish, this almost happened to me once. Just make sure your "nice meal" doesn't include appetizers.

Easily the best thing about this thread was me seeing a Tuthmosis post which said "Today" on it.

Also, some real quality girls can end up homeless, but it's almost 100% they are both completely crazy and have serious drug problems.

[Suits]

It always blows my mind that even insane troll threads manage to precipitate the dropping of serious knowledge and educational stories here on the RVF.

[hydrogonian]

I saw a homeless/drifter girl last year with a sign outside of a Lowes in an outskirt part of the city she should not have been in, and she was easily a 7.5-8 given a shower and a hairbrush. She could have been a crustie, but she fell short of coming off like she was dressing for affect. She seemed more legitimately homeless than drifter-by-choice. And crusties generally don't venture where I saw her.

Homeless women, and I suppose especially young/cute ones, are pretty much the only thing that kicks in my long dormant-almost-dead captain save-a-hoe instinct. The only thing I wanted to do was to get her off of the street and give her a room and some food. Ironically, the primary thing that kept me from doing so is not wanting to scare her given I would have had a hard time not being seen as a predator in that situation, even though my intention would have been pure. I can't help but to think of legit young homeless women as wayward daughters of the family. They need help.

In another life, I used to hang out with squatters and hippies in my second tier city. Crustie women are nasty and unkempt. Occasionally a legit and upkept hippy woman will be hot as balls (they seemingly either tend to be super hot or really below average), and they'll sometimes socialize on the outskirts of the crustie communities, but I'd never think about a crustie. They're more likely to use IV drugs and/or be in those circles where associated diseases are passed. No thanks. In fact, I can't think of a worse group of people on the planet to look for a sexual partner within.

[CleanSlate]

(04-07-2016 07:51 PM)Suits Wrote:  

It always blows my mind that even insane troll threads manage to precipitate the dropping of serious knowledge and educational stories here on the RVF.

We all know this forum wouldn't be the same without threads like this.

[xxMarco]

Like was said earlier. I don't imagine a girl who is at least average looking or above a 5 would ever be homeless. If they are they have to be seriously off their rocker or on meth.

That said if you're going to do it I would say go for a full meal and skip the appetizer. Follow something like Mr.XY's advice and Give her shelter for a night. Bang is implied.

If I remember there was a thread once about picking up chicks getting out of prison. Same concept.

[BassPlayaYo]

Here's a homeless 5 or less...

   

[BassPlayaYo]

Another homeless 5 or less...

   

[AneroidOcean]

(04-07-2016 07:51 PM)Suits Wrote:  

It always blows my mind that even insane troll threads manage to precipitate the dropping of serious knowledge and educational stories here on the RVF.

Dammit.

*sigh*

So I can't help but remember this girl from years ago that I wrote about on my blog in this post and this other post.

While I am not claiming that she was homeless, there were some real suspect circumstances around her. She always seemed to have kind of this gypsy look/feel about her and I got this feeling that the car she was driving wasn't hers. She also told me a completely different story than she told my friend about where she lived (told my friend she lived with her parents but told me that she lived with a friend).

When the different living situation came to light between my friends and I, we were all drunk having a good time and from that point forth they refused to call her by her name and instead called her a number of variations on the nickname Homeless Chick. Homeless Girl, Gypsy Girl, Homeless (just by itself). It was pretty fucked up but it did make me laugh and I have to admit, sometimes it did make me wonder, just a little bit...did I have a fuck buddy homeless girl?

[debeguiled]

Twenty years ago I would have had no problem fooling around with, or just helping out a girl down on her luck or just in between places. I just have so much less trust in strangers nowadays, and that comes from direct experience, having had my general trust in my fellow man worn down again and again. Everyone seems to be working an angle, trying to get one over on you. It is like it is the norm.

It is sad, because like Hydrogonian said, something about a woman who needs help fires up your protective instincts, and you actually have to teach yourself to go against your better nature in order not to be taken advantage of.

This can't be good. Not wanting to help out so much anymore, and especially not wanting to help out women. It seems like one of the fundamental ways society will go down the shitter: Men losing their faith in women.

I feel sad seeing my better nature drift away, and I think women will be truly shocked when the whole thing backfires on them.

[LongDongSilver]

Guaranteed these crusty hoes, if not toothless/deranged have little greasy "traveller" boyfriends waiting for the black tar to arrive after they use the pussy to score handouts.

Im in wa state and see these dirty mother fuckers all over the place. Best to not waste your time. You think american chicks are bad? Get them strung out on dope and they get exponentially more worthless.

[puckerman]

I realize that it's a good thing to read stuff that humbles me now and then. Thanks for all the responses, guys.

I should have but didn't consider the possibility of diseases. It's probably very likely though. It's also very likely that such women are drug abusers or users.

Incidentally, one of the homeless chicks did have a dog with her. I'm always a sucker for a loyal dog.

[puckerman]

(04-07-2016 02:59 PM)debeguiled Wrote:  

This is a fantasy. You know this is a fantasy, and at the same time you are thinking, "well maybe I could . . ."

Not only is it a fantasy, it is a common fantasy. We all have our versions of this fantasy, and I can tell you mine, but before I do, it is important to say, unequivocally, that, if you aren't joking here, you are trying to convince yourself that this isn't a fantasy, that it is a plan.

You are right. It is just a fantasy. Sometimes I just need to talk to other people to remind myself of that fact. Thanks again.

[Tex]

(04-08-2016 04:13 PM)LongDongSilver Wrote:  

Guaranteed these crusty hoes, if not toothless/deranged have little greasy "traveller" boyfriends waiting for the black tar to arrive after they use the pussy to score handouts.

Im in wa state and see these dirty mother fuckers all over the place. Best to not waste your time. You think american chicks are bad? Get them strung out on dope and they get exponentially more worthless.

[ComebackKid]

[Thoroughbred]

Jesus Christ.