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02-11-2016, 08:37 PM
I'm not a rum guy (I'll take a bourbon or Bushmills neat) but my buddy went to visit family in Trinidad and brought me back a bottle of this; verrry nice...
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02-11-2016, 09:11 PM
I'd swear there's a spirits thread.
Anyway I've got a selection of about 5 different mezcals, 3 of which can only be bought in Oaxaca.
I've got a very nice bottle of Rakia from Bulgaria. Smooth as silk...I don't want it to end.
Today I just picked up a bottle of Lustau Sherry. Technically not a spirit but a fortified wine. I love good quality sherry, that with a few shavings of Iberico ham and I'm set for the night.
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02-11-2016, 09:13 PM
If I really want to make a night interesting. I go with some good ol Fireball.
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02-12-2016, 08:50 AM
Quote: (02-11-2016 09:13 PM)godzilla Wrote:
If I really want to make a night interesting. I go with some good ol Fireball.
Here's how those nights end for me:
I can't stomach the shit straight anymore. However, drop a shot in a pint of cider, and we'll talk.
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02-12-2016, 04:17 PM
Vodka - I did a blind taste test one time of vodkas, had the bartender line up shots and not tell me which one was which. Between Grey Goose, Smirnoff, Ciroc, and Belevedere, the Belevedere was hands down the best. Thats been my go to vodka now if I am ever buying a bottle. Grey Goose btw was terrible. The Smirnoff was actually miles ahead of it.
Tequila - 1800 Tequila is legit. One of the only tequilas that I like to drink neat.
Whiskey - Bourbon. I can drink Jim Beam all day. Jack Daniels as well but I normally just choose to save money and opt for the Jim Beam, since this is what I drink when I'm trying to get DRUNK.
Rum - Have you guys ever heard of Mount Gay? This stuff is nicee but damn I really wish it had a different name. Fucking emasculating buying it haha.
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02-12-2016, 04:42 PM
Actually this might come across as self promotion but I did write a piece on the topic of booze and ladies,although not reserved exclusively to liquor,that is...
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Whisky was the ugly girl everybody wanted to fuck.
How couldnt you fall for her?
A rowdy lass not to shy away she was. Certainly gave you a ride for your buck.
When you're alone in the studio,you call her over and turn up the volume on a Hank Williams vynil.
Tequila was that annoying ethnic chick in your class you couldnt help but to secretly fancy.
The chance came unexpectedly,several years later.
The assholes you call friends didnt invite for Taco Bell Tuesday that week and you wandered into the local biker bar. Much to your surprise, she happened to be there and came up to you when you finnished a game of pool.
One smooch became two became six and you were down on the floor getting it.
Now when your mates go for mexican on Tuesdays at that fancy spot out of town,you still wander into that same bar to have your way with her.
The aftermaths are always gruesome but the hangover lets you ignore whatever bullshit your boss is saying on his daily berate run.
You're not sure if Vodka was an exchange student,a refugee or a communist spy.
But what red blooded man could ignore that seemingly colorless body,those cheeks,the crassness and that strange rough yet extremely hot accent?!
To your surprise she took you on your proposal and boy!Her love was like kissing a battering ram sitting in a molotov jacuzzi.
When it was all said and done,you clutched her exhausted body and with tears in your eyes,sung the Internationale...
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02-12-2016, 04:56 PM
^^ I'd be careful about posting your personal blog info on here man, unless you aren't worried about getting doxxed. Very easy to do a domain registration lookup.
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02-12-2016, 05:00 PM
Quote: (02-12-2016 04:56 PM)WhatTheFuck Wrote:
^^ I'd be careful about posting your personal blog info on here man, unless you aren't worried about getting doxxed. Very easy to do a domain registration lookup.
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