[jacknimble]

Went to the local club (second-tier city in Taiwan). Some unbelievable ass in there. I got pulled onto the stage with the paid exotic dancers. Girls were intentionally stepping in front of me to grind, then grabbing their friend and passing me around. At one point, two girls got on me and unbuttoned every button on my shirt so fast I didn't know it had had even happened, then literally tried to forcibly take my pants completely off for like ten minutes straight, giving me a lot of dick and ass grabs along the way and letting me finger them etc.

Great night, right?

But...total language barrier, and none of them wanted to actually leave.

Secondly, I made at least ten approaches, both before and after all the aforementioned excitement, and 100% of the time the girls responded like I had just jumped up and pulled a knife on them. Super freaked out horrified faces and instant retreats. This to lines such as "is that a good drink?" and "are you part Japanese?" and "Hey what's up?"

Any advice appreciated. I don't know the culture here that well... maybe dudes aren't "allowed" to approach. I do know that Taiwanese people in general are terrified of their bad English....

[Phoenix]

[RawGod]

Was expecting to read that you had been gang-raped by 30 white knights...

[Cr33pin]

This thread is not going in the direction I hope

[blck]

GangRaped ?

[elcidcampeador]

This belongs in the Taiwan thread, but in general, Taiwanese girls are completely comfortable with random approaches in English.

Even Kaohsiung isn't that conservative, although Taipei will remain easier. If you're in Tainan or a smaller place I can't really comment.

[Aquiles_Baesta_Parada]

Clickbaaaaiiiiit!!!!

[Turkish Republican]

Are you sure you were in Taiwan? Taiwanese girls are very very receptive.

[LINUX]

I hope it wasn't Taiwan. There is a special club for those of us who have woken up drunk in a different country than where we started.

[samsamsam]

I guessed wrong not banned at the time of this post.

[eradicator]

(09-21-2015 09:20 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

I guessed wrong not banned at the time of this post.

Yeah, that is really the only reason why I bothered clicking as well, hell, while it's not that great of a way to start off as a new poster, "i got raped by hot dancers at a club on stage', it might not be a automatic ban. Who knows.

[kaotic]

Little Dark's brother, is that you ?

[Fortis]

(09-21-2015 08:42 AM)LINUX Wrote:  

I hope it wasn't Taiwan. There is a special club for those of us who have woken up drunk in a different country than where we started.

whoa, linux. Tell this story, please?

I have a buddy who partied in one city and woke up in another city, but your story must be on some next level shit.

[Sam Malone]

[etuvus_spaxus]

Further explanation is required.

[Gmac]

You sure you didn't get robbed?

[Oz.]

Is this the prelude to little dark's club thread?

[Hygiene]

[joseywales]

[Captain Gh]

Damn homey got Raped... and Ban

[Tailgunner]

JackNimble...
The antidote to all the world's seriousness.
Epic laughs in the rear cupola.
7/10

[samsamsam]

(09-21-2015 09:20 AM)samsamsam Wrote:  

I guessed wrong not banned at the time of this post.

I was just early. Maybe no mod was on at the time.

I don't get why these dumb posts are so much fun for these guys or gals or whales, beards and whatever other morons that troll here.

They just need a kids table like at Thanksgiving. There are some lessor forums out there. Go there you chubby chasers.

[Suits]

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,

Jack got banned for being a dick.

Jack struck out with girls in a Taipei,

If he wants sex now, he might have to pay.

[Cr33pin]

Jack wasn't nimble enough to dodge that ban hammer

[Dino]

The guy got banned. Why are you all still gang banging him?