I just got back to LA and had some time to decompress from my final week.
Monday
Do the usual, go to RCA around 10pm get a bottle starting pre-gaming there. Pre-gaming for me in the U.S. usually consists of drinks at a lounge, restaurant/bar, or hotel bar early in the night mingling with some girls then going to a club. This method really helps get me in the mood and promotes social lubrication and mingling. You really can't do this in BKK, or if you can I'm not sure where the pre-game lounge spot is. During the week at RCA it's hard to do approaches before 12. This is not because of approach anxiety, but because everyone is sober and if you make an approach half the club sees you. Don't be a jerk-off.
I actually didn't pull this night and it made me re-evaluate by thoughts on BKK nightlife and my prior success.
Tuesday
My friend and I came up with a term called "smash meat" while in Jakarta. He pulled a girl from 7-11 at around 10:30am and I asked him if she was hot. He just said, "ehh just smash meat. You know...smash meat good for sustenance only. Its like chop meat for tacos. You don't kiss, there is so small talk, it's just smash meat. Either that night or early in the morning you kick them out."
Smash meat is only for the serious sex addicts like me. Since I didn't pull the night before I was starting to get antsy. I needed some smash meat. Tonight was "get smash or die tryin". I start messaging every girl I have on line, which took like 20 minutes. I need to figure out how to mass delete numbers.
I eventually find this super hot, slutty bottle hostess I met in Lan Kwai Fong on a prior trip. She works at Onyx in Malaysia and is only back in BKK for the night. I tell her I'm going to Route and she says she's going to Onyx. I said, "Ok. Have fun we won't meet up then and never see each other again." Textbook dread game at its finest. Eventually she caves and agrees to meet me at the exit of Route before she goes into Onyx. I see her and she's hot and slutty as fuck, huge fake tits, tats, the whole 9.
I just run my usual go fuck yourself game to everyone in Onyx and I swear I'm having more fun than half the club. Typical night out I guess. This girl calls me a crazy farang, and I'm not sure why every Thai girl says this to me. I've known some real psychos in my life and I think I'm pretty tame.
At some point I lose her and she texts me says she's leaving. I say bye and that I found another girl and we getting married etc. She gets pissed and jealous and finds me. Again textbook dread game. We make it back to my place, but not before stopping at 7 11. God I love that place.
This night was "get smash or die tryin" and I tried not to be to forceful and mess it up. So I pretend to go to sleep. Unfortunately, I actually pass out and wake up at like 6 or 7am in my clothes next to her. I was like fuck....I failed its over. I then just start taking off her clothes and cave-manning her. Apparently, she just passed out too. Finally, I secure the bang. I think I was going to kill someone if this didn't happen. Her tits are huge and amazing. For some reason that night after she left I had dreams of this song:
I have no idea where this song came from or how it ended up in my head. But I think its pretty fitting. I think it might be the greatest song of all time.
Wednesday
I have a hard time remembering this night, but I do know it ended up with me at Mixx. I entered the room and quickly scanned for the hottest, sluttiest, tatted-up girl in there. Within a few minutes I figure out that she is more wasted than me, quite an impressive feat for sure. We had back to my place and I secure the chokeslam. I ended it with me motor boating her and finishing all over her face. I go to sleep shortly after.
I wake up and keep hitting her to leave, but she just keeps sleeping. Eventually, around 2pm I get up and say I have to meet my friends and she needs to leave. Suddenly, she doesn't speak English and won't leave. I make it to the elevator and finally get her to leave. I consider getting up, but say fuck it its Thailand and go back to sleep. Each morning I "wash" my sheets by flipping them over. After 3 or 4 days it got pretty redundant. I think I actually washed them this day.
Thursday
I barely remember this night, but I think this is the night I had one of those epic 5 second pulls. The pulls where you just grab her arm, point to the condo and walk, she doesn't resist. Anyway, after crossing the street all the taxi drivers start pointing and laughing at me. I think they are just happy to see me from my guitar concert the week before. They usually do this when I'm walking through; however, one of the guys said "ladyboy" and laughed. I asked the creature if she was a ladyboy and it nodded. I said fuck and walked back to RCA got some fried chicken on the way back into Route. Sometimes I hate Thailand. I ended up not pulling this night. I did see the girl from the night before with another guy though. It was crazy to know that 24 hours prior my cum was on her face and now she was with another guy. I didn't want to tell him, he looked like a real jerk off. Some of these Thai girls have crazy notches, within the hundreds or maybe even thousands.
Friday
Pissed from the night before and desperately needing smash meat I head over to RCA during the day. I'm not sure what I'm looking for, but I'm delirious and I need smash meat. I end up at the jerk off joint somewhere on RCA. I say fuck it, too lazy to get a girl to come over to my place or meet a new one somewhere. I have the girl jerk me off like 3 times in 20 minutes, I think even she was surprised. I had 90 minutes but left after 30. I finally feel normal, like a crack addict that smoked a nice rock. And for all you guys bashing paying for sex or whatever. IDGAF. This is get smash or die tryin.
I don't pull this night and this night really changed my views on BKK. It seems its a lot different than even 6 months ago. There's a lot more jerk off westerners ruining it for everyone. I realize how fucked it is now. It's easy to get smash meat in BKK, but its hard to get grade A chokeslam from Onyx on a short vacation visit. Regardless, these nights out really tightened up my night game and taught me a few good lessons. Don't be a million approach jerk off. I did see the girl out from Wednesday with another dude ha.
I think that nightlife in BKK can be summed up by the following:
RCA - Basically just Route 66, because none of you guys are pulling the 9s out of Onyx consistently each night. I only did it because I sort of knew the girl. But no one is doing it each night, don't bullshit me. You run
Sniper Game. Find the hottest, most receptive girl and isolate quickly. Be careful to not get her too drunk. I cockblocked myself several times as I got the girl too blackout and she had to go home. One night this happened to me twice! Two girls blacked out within 20 minutes of hanging out with me. I was just pre-gaming.
Mixx/Sugar -
Sawed-off Shotgun shoot from the hip Game. I hate Sugar, every time I've gone there I've been escorted out. But at this point in the night things are getting desperate. Shoot from the hip and see what sticks.
Swing - If you can't pull by this point you have to basically run
Suicide Vest Game at Swing. It's really get smash or die tryin. If you don't pull from swing god help your soul.
When I made this conclusion, I wondered what was happening in the U.S? I thought of this guy:
Maybe striking out in BKK ain't so bad.
Saturday
Pre-game with a nice BKK crew at a swank condo somewhere near Sukhumvit. This is my first time on my whole trip that I went outside of my condo area or RCA, besides nightclubs.
Got a bunch of bottles and I find some small 5 foot smash meat somewhere on the street. I take her back and smash within 5-10 minutes. She was just smash meat, not grade-A chokeslam. My stomach was starting to hurt from all the smash meat.
I head back over to RCA and meet up with the crew again. I think she was slightly surprised I got dressed and headed back over to RCA. I pull another girl from Mixx and she's definitely chokeslam and giving me a lot of resistance. I'm about to smash, but she finds the condom from the girl an hour or two earlier. This is pretty ironic, since I didn't even really use it. I just say fuck it and go to sleep since I have to wake up in like 2 hours. She keeps kicking me and waking me up so I kick her out at like 7 or 8 to get the final hour of sleep alone.
All-in-all I ended up with a tally of 8 and a blowjob. I give myself a B-. Most were just smash meat, and maybe only 3 were grade-A chokeslam. I was really pushing some physical limits this trip. My elbow got smashed, my knees were black-and-blue. I had a sore throat/fever the ENTIRE trip. Every morning I went to the pharmacy and they gave me something else. My lower back has a herniated disc from the shitty Thai beds. I just powered through all of this.
I still had a lot of fun though. My friend went on a smashicane and was 9/9. I think it is kind of funny I go on these short trips and smash more than the average male does in his whole life. Ha. Smashing a lot of girls in a short amount of time Fisto style really requires a lot of mental toughness, discipline, and persistence. It is not easy. You need to be determined.