Quote: (05-29-2011 11:15 PM)Moma Wrote:
Carry some baking soda and rub some of it on her punany surreptitiously. That should solve the issue.
Excuse me, but, LAWL
I almost fell out of my chair.
I've only had one encounter with a "funky" snizz so far, that is to say a snatch that was down right foul before anything got to going.
I understand that most girls, as you are fucking, will get a bit of a wiff to them, but its a different smell then cunt rot. The aforementioned girl came over for what would've been our first bang, which truly pissed me off because if she knew we were getting down why would she not scrub the skank off herself?
Anyways, we got down to business and after about 20 min of foreplay/make out I work my way down and undo her pants, I pulled her jeans off, left her panties on and the smell almost literally put me on my ass.
I faked a migraine and blamed the wine we had earlier and just fell asleep. I cut her off cold after that, just stopped talking to her entirely. She was 26, I figured after that many years if she couldn't figure out how to scrub the skeez off her cooz then she wasn't worth keeping around.