[1026]

I'd fight my girlfriend of 2010 & 2011...
Wait she wasn't my girlfriend in 2011.
She was stretching out my scrotum, emotionally torturing me & fucking a teenager on the side.

So I'd fight my girlfriend of 2010.

[Horus]

(12-14-2015 02:10 PM)1026 Wrote:  

I'd fight my girlfriend of 2010 & 2011...
Wait she wasn't my girlfriend in 2011.
She was stretching out my scrotum, emotionally torturing me & fucking a teenager on the side.

So I'd fight my girlfriend of 2010.

It's been five years already. Half a decade. Move on and forget about it.

[Geomann180]

(12-14-2015 11:16 AM)Remington Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:28 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:22 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  

That would require not only coming within a few feet of Lindy, but also making physical contact with her.

No thanks. I'll give her the win by default.

Pitch forks are more for witch hunts and chasing monsters that barricade themselves in a castle waiting for the mob to set it on fire.

For whales, you need to go with the classics.

How about an anti-tank rifle?



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[Mike5055]

Hollande, Merkel, and Lena Dunham.

I also would enjoy fighting Justin Bieber. Beating him to a pulp would be satisfying.

[1026]

@ Horus
It's all in good humour buddy.

Newbies make jokes too.

I fantasy hypothetical sense, I'd like to fight Iron Mike Tyson,
So long as I it's fantasy hypothetical.
Ie. I magically rejuvenate & not left terribly maimed.

[Hotwheels]

Rhonda Rousey

[NYrrugac]

Skip Bayless

[WanderingSoul]

elimanning

[Il Bersagliere]

The pizza guy who purposely parks his car a block away from my address and expects me to meet him there. Punk ass bitch. Square up.

[PapayaTapper]

(12-14-2015 02:09 PM)Dr. Howard Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 12:22 PM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

I don't know if just wanting to cunt punt and pie hole punch someone qualifies as fighting. But if its does...

I wouldn't fight her. I would enter a relationship with her, and then at the height of her affection leave a video of me having an 3some with the housekeeping staff on her phone then accuse her of drugging and raping me out of revenge for me falling out of love and wanting to leave the relationship.

Someone actually punching her and then the subsequent trial would be the pinnacle of her career...like striking down the emperor and making him stronger.

Yeah... but goddamm would that moment feel good

[BigTony]

Any member of the media who kept asking Floyd Mayweather on whether he would fight Rousey. I am not even a Floyd fan but it is disrespectful and seemed like they were trolling him for a news story.

[Merenguero]

(12-17-2015 12:28 AM)BigTony Wrote:  

Any member of the media who kept asking Floyd Mayweather on whether he would fight Rousey. I am not even a Floyd fan but it is disrespectful and seemed like they were trolling him for a news story.

What else is new? All some of those bollockses did for years was accuse him of ducking Pacquiao. Pacquiao is not in Mayweather's league, never has been, and never will be. All I can do is thank the haters for helping me make thousands off of both Mayweather/Alvarez and Mayweather/Pacquiao.

[Suits]

(12-14-2015 02:46 PM)Geomann180 Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 11:16 AM)Remington Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:28 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:22 AM)Horus Wrote:  

(12-14-2015 06:12 AM)Suits Wrote:  

That would require not only coming within a few feet of Lindy, but also making physical contact with her.

No thanks. I'll give her the win by default.

Pitch forks are more for witch hunts and chasing monsters that barricade themselves in a castle waiting for the mob to set it on fire.

For whales, you need to go with the classics.

How about an anti-tank rifle?



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Might need to do this to pull her out of orbit.

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

I wanna fight suits

And heavy...fuck that guy lol

[Suits]

(12-17-2015 12:48 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

I wanna fight suits

And heavy...fuck that guy lol

I've met Heavy. Something tells me he wouldn't go down easily.

But the Suits guy is a total weakling and wouldn't last 2 seconds in a fight.

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

(12-17-2015 01:11 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 12:48 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

I wanna fight suits

And heavy...fuck that guy lol

I've met Heavy. Something tells me he wouldn't go down easily.

But the Suits guy is a total weakling and wouldn't last 2 seconds in a fight.

Nah, heavy's a little beach muscled bitch. I hate that guy. Suits, you're goin' down.

Edit:

[GlobalMan]

(12-14-2015 11:45 AM)PapayaTapper Wrote:  

Off topic but:...We need a dedicated El Mech TV channel.

I've already got some footage

[Suits]

(12-17-2015 01:15 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 01:11 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 12:48 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

I wanna fight suits

And heavy...fuck that guy lol

I've met Heavy. Something tells me he wouldn't go down easily.

But the Suits guy is a total weakling and wouldn't last 2 seconds in a fight.

Nah, heavy's a little beach muscled bitch. I hate that guy.

It's not the size of the guy. It's the crazy in his eyes that scares me.

(12-17-2015 01:15 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

Suits, you're goin' down.

Time and place, buddy. Time and place.

[h3ltrsk3ltr]

(12-17-2015 02:06 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 01:15 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 01:11 AM)Suits Wrote:  

(12-17-2015 12:48 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

I wanna fight suits

And heavy...fuck that guy lol

I've met Heavy. Something tells me he wouldn't go down easily.

But the Suits guy is a total weakling and wouldn't last 2 seconds in a fight.

Nah, heavy's a little beach muscled bitch. I hate that guy.

It's not the size of the guy. It's the crazy in his eyes that scares me.

(12-17-2015 01:15 AM)h3ltrsk3ltr Wrote:  

Suits, you're goin' down.

Time and place, buddy. Time and place.

PM sent

[cascadecombo]

Who is going to be bringing the jello?

[greekgod]

John Oliver & Sally Kohn. Triple Threat Hell in the Cell Coffin Match style.

Dropping Macho Man elbows like nobodies business.

CAN YOU DIG IT?

[Mentavious]

(12-14-2015 06:09 PM)RioNomad Wrote:  

elimanning

SHelimanning

[dog24]

Sourcecode

[Anabasis to Desta]

Mark Rippetoe - the creator of Starting Strength.

21 year old college junior version of me starts lifting over the summer with my frat bros out of boredom. Nothing major, just a few curls and skullcrushers here and there.

See some changes in the bod. The veil of ignorance was lifted and i felt like Bradley Copper in Limitless. I want to know everything about this magical ritual called lifting. "Forget about isolation movements brah, just go full compound. You can't be Alpha unless you squat 3 times week minimum".



Fuck Mark Rippetoe and all the "Squat 3x a week" Nazis. Had me looking like a T-Rex for months.

[xmlenigma]

Damn.. so that was not a good thing.. ? What did you want and what did it give that you did not like?

When you started.. which of these 3 were you... Ecto Meso or Endo - morph?

(12-26-2015 11:25 AM)Anabasis to Desta Wrote:  

Mark Rippetoe - the creator of Starting Strength.

21 year old college junior version of me starts lifting over the summer with my frat bros out of boredom. Nothing major, just a few curls and skullcrushers here and there.

See some changes in the bod. The veil of ignorance was lifted and i felt like Bradley Copper in Limitless. I want to know everything about this magical ritual called lifting. "Forget about isolation movements brah, just go full compound. You can't be Alpha unless you squat 3 times week minimum".



Fuck Mark Rippetoe and all the "Squat 3x a week" Nazis. Had me looking like a T-Rex for months.