Wroclaw, Poland Trip Report
08-12-2013, 11:46 AM
Sirob’s report is AMAZING. Very, very helpful.
I’ve just spent my first weekend in Wroclaw. Below are my impressions. FYI, I’m rolling dolo, I’m a good looking guy in my 30s, and I only speak like 3 phrases in Polish.
As everyone has said, Manana is a solid spot. It’s easy to chat up girls as they come to the bar for drinks, and then transition to the dance floor. The only drawback is that the crowd seems older (mostly over 25). I went here both Friday and Saturday night.
Friday, I did about 6 approaches at the bar. The one that went best was when I chatted up a very cute 25 yo accountant (only in EE). We talked for about an hour, danced, and playfully touched, but I got cock-blocked by her three friends. Also, I went outside to walk around and this one very large breasted Polish girl in a very short skirt was eye-fucking me. She was also very drunk. I approached, and she kept calling me pretty boy, and telling me how beautiful I am. She said that I was so beautiful that she had to kiss me, so we playfully started kissing. Then she kept saying that she couldn’t, she couldn’t, and her friend eventually pulled her away.
The next night I also did about 6 approaches at Manana. The best went when I talked to two law students. One was very sexy, with a big ass and big tits. The other was pretty, but VERY tall, about 6 feet. I didn’t notice when I approached because she was sitting down. I talked and danced with both for about 2 hours, with the one girl grinding her sizable derrière into my crotch. But eventually the non-giant left me with her friend. I wasn’t down for mountain climbing, so I ejected.
Again, on the street out front, I approached two girls, probably mid-twenties, but very attractive. I chatted with them for about ten minutes. Eventually, I brought up Polish girls’ obsession with Spanish guys, and asked why. The one girl said that they’re very handsome because of their dark hairs and dark eyes. I smiled, and pointed at my hair and eyes (I’m half Italian, so I have darker complexion). She looked at me, gently caressed my face, then turned away and squatted down, almost as if she was in pain, all the while saying, “I can’t, I can’t.” Eventually, her friend literally pulled her away and she waved at me over her shoulder.
Needless to say, after getting two such positive reactions on consecutive nights, and then walking home with nothing, I was a little disheartened.
Generally, I think you SNLs are very possible here, but you need a little more knowledge of Polish than I have.
Other random thoughts:
Far and away the best hits I had came approaching girls on the street. I would ask them if they knew some place (e.g., Manana), ask what they though of it, where they are going, etc., and then follow them in. I didn’t really ever get blown out in bars, but the girls had much higher bitch shields when I approached in the bar as opposed to on the street. I approached 2 students (20 y/o max) my first night (a Wednesday) and ended up going with them to Mundo 71 on Ruska street. All I got was a number from one, but still. Also, I did the exact same thing with two similar girls on Saturday. They were in the main square drinking from a juice box, and I ended up going with them to Casa de la Musica (they eventually split on me, but that’s another story).
I'm going to have to figure out how to deal with two girls, both when both are cute and the hottie/mother hen pairing. With the hottie/mother hen, I would usually be super nice to the mother hen, while negging and escalating with kino on the hottie. But negging doesn't seem to be a good strategy with Polish girls. With the two hotties, I've been trying to divide my attention between the both, so neither one gets bored and sabotages me. That hasn't really worked, so i might just concentrate on one and hope for the best.
The "sex, drugs and rock & roll" response to "why are you here?" is an utter killer. I've had three girls politely exit after using it, and dampened at least two other sets. I'm going to stick with "to bring home a Polish girl to give me a bunch of Polish babies." It has been much more well-received.
The crowd at Casa de la Musica was around mid-40s. Not my scene. And they weren’t playing salsa, just regular top 40 crap. They eventually played some merengue, but it’s not a great salsa place.
I checked out Mundo 71 again on Saturday. It was really, really awful. It was a 20 zolty cover. As soon as I walked in, somebody got in a fight and got pounced on by the bouncers. Then I went to the bathroom, and some drunk dude smashed the door. Just about every dude in there looked ready for a fight. There was some nice tail, but not worth staying. I’ve heard that it is the only place with people from Sunday to Wednesday, so I might go back. But never again on Friday or Saturday.
Incidentally, all the places on Ruska were charging cover. So, unlike Krakow (and what Roosh suggested in Bang Poland), you can’t just go from place to place.
Also, the number of lame guys with really, really cute girls here is just stupid. These guys really did luck out being born here.