[The Reactionary Tree]

Ah the modern woman...

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/225279/d...ten-years/

Quote:

It’s a banner week for people breaking medical records. The latest accomplishment is from a 38-year-old Scottish woman who checked herself into a hospital complaining of what the Daily Mail reports as “severe weight loss, shaking and lethargy” in addition to “mild incontinence for ‘a few weeks.’”

Upon further examination, doctors determined that a foreign object was wreaking havoc on her body and pushing into her bladder from within her vagina. That object turned out to be a 5-inch long sex toy the woman inserted while intoxicated over a decade ago and just forgot about after the fact. The lost sex toy caused urine to back up into the kidneys as well as urine to flow into the vagina.

Although the attending surgeons are undoubtedly relieved to find an easy answer to a life-threatening medical condition, they are certainly baffled by how the woman could just go about her life completely unaware that a foreign object was lodged in a confined space known for its pronounced sensitivity. Chalk it up to the rich and well-documented emergency room tradition of foreign objects lost inside body cavities.

The Journal of Sexual Medicine is reporting that this is the longest that a sex toy has been left inside a woman, so it looks like congratulations are in order. However, the record for a non-sex toy foreign object being lodged inside a vagina is 35 years, but we can’t imagine that’s a title anyone is actively vying to upset.

[Tuthmosis]

This comment echoes my sentiments:

   

[JustJay]

Where's that Baltimore Gyno when you need him?

   

[NovaVirtu]

[game_ethic]

[Veloce]

I mean, relative to other stories, it's not that weird. At least it was a sex toy stuck up there and not a vegetable or something.

[kaotic]

What in the actual fuck, I wonder if she was obese.

Fire and forget.

[Cr33pin]

I bet the guys with little dicks that was hittin it felt like the man. They would thrust and hit the sex toy and think they was bottoming out.

[Tuthmosis]

(07-24-2014 06:58 PM)Cr33pin Wrote:  

bottoming out.

I've been searching for a term for that sensation for a few years.

[Dusty]

[Quintus Curtius]

(07-24-2014 07:11 PM)Dusty Wrote:  

Ah, no.

It's just fine without pics.

[Jukes]

Ha! That night must had been crazy.

[LaserBear]

That toy hid in a hole for longer than Saddam, and had been hidden since we found him.

That toy had been in her life since the beginning of Facebook.

[speakeasy]

My first thought too was the smell!

[Hans Dix]

That toy has been inside her since Reagan was still alive and kickin'. God damn

[Haig]

she has to be bloody Scottish doesn't she.

It honestly doesn't surprise me one bit....

[TravelerKai]

(07-25-2014 03:30 PM)Haig Wrote:  

she has to be bloody Scottish doesn't she.

It honestly doesn't surprise me one bit....

Why is that? Scottish are not very bright? Or are the women crazy or something?

[Haig]

Hey Kai,

I was kinda being flippant with the whole Scottish thing, as being a Scot I would not want to be associated with such a classy Scottish Lassie.

But at the same time, the standard and the lack of class in a lot of Scottish women is incredibly shameful.

[LaserBear]

She could have stuck that up there to Joey on Friends... while watching a new episode air.