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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 11:19 AM
16,000 likes. The emasculation of men will be met to rousing applause.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 11:33 AM
bitchmade is a term that reeds a revival.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 11:37 AM
That was morbidly pathetic. Begging for sympathy... Awwww, you poor shattered little bitch-man. My cold, black, heart breaks for your terrible love experience and how it must've removed your testicles and shrank your arms to the circumference of raw noodles.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 11:38 AM
That's some intense self-loathing there. I'd say this overly effeminate noodleback is every feminists wet dream, only they would never fuck him.
"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."
TEAM NO APPS
TEAM PINK
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06-07-2014, 11:43 AM
But let's not be so harsh on the dude... I'm sure he will be a wonderful wife some day.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 02:45 PM
What's his thesis behind this self-righteous public dick rub of a poem? It has no structure, I don't even know what he's arguing for/against.
U of Roosh Class of 2420
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 02:59 PM
Is there some sort of "white knight" pride as of late in the blue-pill community (aka the majority)?
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 03:11 PM
If there is anything that can be salvaged from the wreckage is that he has asked the question, "Why would women who've friend-zoned him now, marry him in 15 years?"
I hope he'll realise that in 15 years, these women will need to marry him but by then, there will be a new generation of younger women who definitely won't be putting him on friend zones.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 03:34 PM
In the Bonobo ape social circle, while the alpha gets his harem, betas roam around in all male groups circle-jerking and having gay sex with each other.
Guess which way this guy's going.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 04:00 PM
There's a chance that white-knights/feminists will eventually clash, when white-knighting becomes so baseline that women realize there's really no other choice.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 04:06 PM
Roissy mentioned this before, IIRC.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 04:09 PM
I slammed something once after a girl friend-zoned me.
It wasn't poetry, though. It was her best friend.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 05:06 PM
Damn... he just doesn't have a damn clue that he's basically ensuring that he'll get no play like that! I sometimes forget how most men think in the outside world of RVF!
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 05:37 PM
Dude needs to work on his literary skills.
Here's one of mine (WIP) he can have for free:
I wanted to ravish you from behind
You said you wouldn't be so kind
As to let me do what I wanted to do
Well, there's friends for you
I wanted to shoot one in your eye
You said you would rather play 'I spy'
With my, little eye, or rather even go bat blind
Than consider one of my kind
I told you of the aching feelings I had
You just baulked and said: 'Eegads'
Then you promptly called the police
I suppose I should be out, by next week
I don't know what I'm supposed to do
I do everything that you want me to
When you say jump, I say 'how high?'
But it is never enough for you
I told you how I felt 'bout you
Maybe one day our love may come true
But you just said you'd rather poo
On my expensive Italian shoe
I suppose by now I should give up hope
But let me try another trope
It is well worn, but n'er the less
I'm all dried up, I've nothing left
This is what I propose to do
I shall bow down, open doors for you
And when you tell me just to 'shoo'
I shall just say 'where to?'
Ten years now this game's gone on
I've seen your boyfriends come and gone
They took you swiftly from behind
Then left you there, 'twas so unkind
But funny thing it seems to me
You loved them more than you e'r did me
I don't know what I'm going to do
Take to twitter, like a fool?
#DontTouchMeInMySpecialPlace
Because women are humans too
You Damned Dirty Ape
Or so they say...
Why did you love them more than me?
I've been faithful, as you can see
No other hand has touched my skin
What a sad state of affairs I'm in
He slapped your arse and called you names
Took you from behind, like a dirty Ape
He made you taste your own dirty poo
I would never have done that to YOU!
Oh my sweet lonely child
Tell me this pain, from which you hide
There is nothing that I can not do for you
Please give me hope, I beg of you
Yes, he slapped your arse and called you names
He turned you 'round and played those games
The ones you wouldn't play with me
I'm so distressed I can hardly see
That at the end of the long dark lonely day
I'm a grade A chump, what else to say?
I would do anything for you
Anything at all, that you ask me to
Now comes the hour
You have given in
You are joining me
In this mortal sin
I stand outside
My face blacked up
Duct tape ready
To abduct
You told me this was your greatest desire
And who am I, to put out your fire?
I will do what you ask me to
Even if I end up, with some 'splaining to do
You were not at home - the wrong address
The lady I met was in distress
Make up off, and half dressed
What could I say, It was such a mess
She cried and shouted
'Will you please get out'
I'm not that type of girl
You damned filthy lout
And so it was
It came to pass
I got locked up
In pursuit of your arse
Ten to twenty
And it would have been rape
If I hadn't got the duct tape
Caught in my cape
Let this be a lesson
To a potential white knight
It don't get you anywhere
Except, banged up for life
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06-07-2014, 05:59 PM
He's been brainwashed. Instead of trusting his gut, which tells him his girlfriend was a no-good cheating two-time whore, he trusts feminist ideology, which tell him that he's a rapist no matter what he does and calling a woman out for her bullshit is evil.
He's your archetypal male feminist. He jokes about his physique instead of working out (no pride), he hates himself for wanting sex (self-emasculation) & he blames all men instead of his cunty girlfriend for his problems (a slave to the ideology).
The comments Tuth posted are refreshing. They show us that our message of traditional masculinity is getting out and that more men are speaking out against this bullshit.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 06:00 PM
so embarrassing you want to shake your head quickly and wake up in a new, pristine universe where you are not linked to him by any fundamental thing.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 06:03 PM
Quote: (06-07-2014 03:42 PM)Slick Shimmer Wrote:
Quote: (06-07-2014 03:34 PM)Rotisserie Wrote:
In the Bonobo ape social circle, while the alpha gets his harem, betas roam around in all male groups circle-jerking and having gay sex with each other.
In the prison system, a family dynamic develops between the alphas and the bitchboys. I don't recall all the details, (several years since I watched) but this documentary is pretty in-depth:
Interesting doc. The main difference is there are no females in prison. But in Bonobos, if one of the betas does happen to stumble across some pussy, it's been documented they immediately stop having sex with their beta buds. Hoes before bros.
Not having game to the degree that this 'poet' has any is usually a 'gay' or 'involuntary celibacy' sentence. He can break out of it by learning game... but I'd venture unlike the Bonobos, he's too far gone.
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White Knight Does Poetry Slam on Being Friend Zoned
06-07-2014, 06:17 PM
What the hell could he have hoped to accomplish with that crap, to get her back? That's not going to happen because she's already stripped him of any pride, self respect, and testicles he may have had.
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