[speakeasy]

(02-08-2011 03:01 PM)ehs5040 Wrote:  

this guy is BS

All he has to do is post a photo of himself in Haiti to prove it, maybe right there in front of the crumbling presidential palace. How about it, NN?

[naughtynomad]

BOOM!!! Last night was a roller coaster ride.

Firstly, I´ll eat my words on the safety issue. I got mugged by four guys in Pentionville last night (the supposed rich part of town). I wasn´t carrying much and they didn´t beat me. I only put up resistance when they tried to take my shoes. Luckily some moto guys intervened before I was barefoot. Less than 20 USD, my shitty East Timorese phone and some crappy jewelery was taken.

Secondly, I finally got a delectable Haitian flag last night This happened after the mugging. Picked her up in a bar called Jetset. She was sexy as hell and came over to console me when she heard about what happened. I have to do a write up of the night... fucking dramatic.

Thirdly, I have photographic evidence of me in Haiti, this morning. Taking a picture in front of the palace wasn´t an option. I had no one to take it and also didn´t want to take out my iphone as it´s right beside the camps. However, the girl I was with last night DID take two or three pics of me out on the streets of Haiti this morning, I´ll post them on the blog soon.

Lastly, I´m back in Santo Domingo 3 hours now. I was just with Alma (the Dominican Supermodel in question). She´s gone of to shoot a commerical now. Guess what boys? I took some pictures of us together. One of which she´s trying to lick my face. I´m not going to be a prick and post them online, but I will provide the material to senior and respected members of the forum so they can vouce for me.

BTW @ Truedat: I was already in Sudan, my profile pic is me on the train from Wadi Halfa

[Roosh]

Generally speaking if there's a commercial airline willing to go there, you'll probably survive.

(Edit: I guess I take that back... there are flights you can buy to Baghad and Kabul, but not Mogadishu.)

[truedat]

Thats some funny shit nomad. Props.

[naughtynomad]

Here's how I got mugged and got my flag on Monday night...

My dramatic last night in Port-au-Prince

[Moma]

I don't know if it's jealousy or what but can I believe this tale? Can you possibly put some pics of you up against some Haitian landmarks so I know it's not just a clever cut and paste rouse?

I've been thinking about visiting Haiti but it seems riddled with sickness and desperados (or so the media depicts).

Proof, proof, proof!

[maestrobaires]

never been to haiti but met plenty of haitians overseas. btw, scored a hot haitian girl here in argentina two weeks ago. it seems worse than one might think.

a good friend, working for the UN in eritrea, had gone to haiti for 3 months, she couldn't wait to go back to - eritrea!

[lottery]

maestrobaires what does your friend says about eritrea? eritrea got some hottttttttttt bitches..i want to visit there

[Aliblahba]

(02-11-2011 08:09 AM)lottery Wrote:  

maestrobaires what does your friend says about eritrea? eritrea got some hottttttttttt bitches..i want to visit there

d
SSSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! It's a potential sweet spot I plan on hitting up at the end of the year. I banged an Eritrean girl in Dubai that looked like a youthful Sophia Loren. High Cheek bones, eyes, ect. Her skin was so light I didn't know she was African.

It's one of two, maybe three spots I'm gonna investigate in that region.

[InternationPlayboy]

(02-07-2011 03:42 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

Quote:

And you probably shouldn't bang any of the locals as the aids rate in haiti is ridiculous.

Link?

I'll do it for you. It's 2.2% (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HIV/AIDS_in_Haiti), higher than the U.S. rate of 0.6% but not "ridiculous."

Some people have tried to scare me about HIV in Brazil, but it has the same rate as the U.S. No one bothers to look at the numbers.

I guess you're right, I always thought it was higher. Better link for all countries in the world.... https://www.cia.gov/library/publications...rank=28#ha . It is the third highest in the world of non african countries. And can you believe the bahamas beat haiti?

[naughtynomad]

(02-09-2011 02:34 PM)Moma Wrote:  

I don't know if it's jealousy or what but can I believe this tale? Can you possibly put some pics of you up against some Haitian landmarks so I know it's not just a clever cut and paste rouse?

I've been thinking about visiting Haiti but it seems riddled with sickness and desperados (or so the media depicts).

Proof, proof, proof!

Here's me the next morning.. Taken beside Hotel Samuel, Route de Delmas in Petionville, Haiti.

Photo here

[naughtynomad]

I just finished my Port-au-Prince Report if any wants to venture to Haiti for a bit of sexy Blaction. I also produced a snapshot of Cap Haiten awhile ago.

Happy Hunting, I strongly recommend Haiti, it's a wonderful country and gives offers any traveler unforgettable lifetime experiences. To illustrate this, here is an email from some guys I met in DR...

"Mark!
Can't thank you enough for convincing Toby and me to head to Haiti, man. It was def the highlight of the trip.

We ended up staying two nights at the Hotel Kalbas in Petionville, a couple blocks from the bus station. Sadly, we didn't do a ton of clubbing, aside from a brief stint in the hotel lounge with like 3 hookers and a couple of metro Haitian dudes. But the stay was amazing - we watched a cockfight in a little stadium in the hills, made friends with this awesome Norwegian photo-journalist who filled us in on a lot of the shit he's seen in camps over the past couple months, had a little gunshot scare the first night while eating a truly amazing meal at some neighborhood spot, talked to a very old and very unwashed French guy staying at our hotel with his ~14 year old companion (who also recommended the Jet Set, btw), spent a lot of time in this very chill little half-crumbled bar that our driver's friend owns, etc. I also spent some time the last night chatting up this girl working the desk at our hotel, who might literally be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.

Anyway, it was great meeting you, man. I look forward to following the Naughty Nomad's exploits!

-T "

I was delighted to hear he had such a good experience. Bottom line here- Haiti ROX!

[Global Baller]

(02-21-2011 08:29 AM)naughtynomad Wrote:  

talked to a very old and very unwashed French guy staying at our hotel with his ~14 year old companion

One sick-ass cocksucka.

[rudebwoy]

Naughty Nomad I never doubted you went there, can't see why it is such a big deal. I don't think people realize that the place is full of US Army soldiers.
The best looking girl I saw in DR happened to be Haitian, they have a look that does it for me.

[naughtynomad]

(02-21-2011 07:58 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  

Naughty Nomad I never doubted you went there, can't see why it is such a big deal. I don't think people realize that the place is full of US Army soldiers.
The best looking girl I saw in DR happened to be Haitian, they have a look that does it for me.

It's not really a big deal, I just had a few people looking for proof that's all.

Your information is not correct however. I didn't see a single US army vehicle and no white personnel at all during the whole trip. The only foreign troops that were present (very few btw) were UN troops from either Uruguay or India. Law and order seems virtually non-existent in the country. And yeah, Haitian girls kick ass.

[thegmanifesto]

Ha. A lot of hating and doubting on this thread.

Naughtynomad, I am sure you are the last person I have to tell this to, but don't let them get you down.

"I don't know if it's jealousy or what but can I believe this tale?"

It's jealousy. (Careful with that one, it's a female trait).

Some of us do live lives that could be considered somewhat extraordinary.

[Moma]

I guess I believe the media too much. If I go to haiti, it will be to fcuk the local lizards best believe. All that chocolate plus ass, holeee ahahaha..I sit here trembling as I type it.

And you sir, naughty nomad, are a nutta for going it solo.

Never hating, actually in admiration for your adamantium cojones.

Where next, a Somalian cruise?