[Kaizen]

http://www.golfdigest.com/magazine/2014-...zky-photos

Enjoy Reading the comments

also women on the LGPA are very upset..boo hoo

[Roosh]

[soup]

-100/8 WNEVEVERB : Green shoes

[Van Zan]

The comments section is further confirmation for me that golf is a "sport" that has evolved to it's current prominence for the sole purpose of giving beta husbands a few hours of relief from their menopausal manjawed wives.

Also, Paulina is worthy of a penetration hat trick.

[Frontenac]

I second Roosh. She's a total smoke show.

[Dusty]

2/10, WNB

[RockHard]

(04-04-2014 06:51 PM)soup Wrote:  

-100/8 WNEVEVERB : Green shoes

Soup, that genuinely made me laugh. This is the main reason I love this forum.

OT: I'll be praying for you. To Cthulhu.

[Basil Ransom]

Personally, I don't see the point.

It's like movies. Guys would be like, "dude, you've got to see Tomb Raider - Angelina Jolie is in short shorts and a tight top for the ENTIRE movie!" "Uh, no. I'm going to just beat off and then see a GOOD movie." Get your rocks off and then enjoy your hobbies. Mixing the two makes these girls think they're good for more than they are, a pretty face and a tight ass.

I'm not faulting Golf Digest, because this works for them I'm sure.

[Christian McQueen]

She's the result of Gretzky fucking a Playmate.

Smoking. 9/10.

Thanks Roosh for stealing my thunder with the Bale gif

[Tuthmosis]

Co-signs up and down the thread.

[Tuthmosis]

There's some hamster roasting in the comments.

   

[soup]

What do you guys think about this:

I sometimes get grossed out if I meet a girl's dad or knows what he looks like.

Once I've seen or met him, than I can't help but imagine what part of her looks like him and all this shit and it starts to really bug me.

I haven't seen Wayne Gretzky in a while and I'm going to try to avoid seeing a picture of him so I can savor the pic of his daughter here.

[Roosh]

She's dating this golfer:









But she's only 25 and already showing signs of aging:

[Tuthmosis]

Does she have ass? I haven't found one good shot, but the smallish hips from the front give me cause for concern.

[soup]

True and she could start to look like Sarah Jessica Parker when she's older with a slight horse-ishness to her face..

Notice how she looks much hotter in the photo with the sunglasses?

I think girls with big noses do that to make their noses seem smaller.. like how you always see Lady Gaga wearing sunglasses.

[Tuthmosis]

Bad news, guys:

   

[eradicator]

I am not concerned about her ass. She looks smokin. And the comments section is pure hilarity.

[soup]

She's getting the cottage chesse cheeks, and the butt..

flat

[Excelsior]

(04-04-2014 08:23 PM)Roosh Wrote:  

She's dating this golfer:









But she's only 25 and already showing signs of aging:

That is the great northern European female catch-22. There are two sides to the maintenance of an interaction with such a specimen:

The Upside: They shine incredibly brightly at the outset and are a real sight to see at their peak. A young female of this demographic/heritage is one of the most highly praised and highly sought after things on the planet. Some of that is an artificial construct of relatively recent history (European global domination and imposition of European beauty standards, and so on so forth), but not all of that hype is unjustified. Just gotta keep it real there.

The Catch: It costs a lot to get to a young one, even if she's not a smokeshow like Ms. Gretzky up there (these are the most pedestalized and well-cared-for creatures on Earth, and they act accordingly). And even when you do manage to get to them, the shine I mentioned above that you obtain usually will not last long. Expect it to begin dimming very quickly, as early as 25 in some cases (as evidenced above). It's great while it lasts, but that "while" is quite short.

Can't have it all, I guess.

[Basil Ransom]

"The shine I mentioned above that you obtain usually will not last long. Expect it to begin dimming very quickly, as early as 25 in some cases (as evidenced above). It's great while it lasts, but that "while" is quite short."

I was in Denmark and saw some women that looked very good at 40 or so. In fact, compared to say an Italian woman, Nordics have pronounced bone structure that ages well. If they don't get too much sun, and eat well, they continue to look good. At the risk of sounding like a Nazi racial theorist, Gretzky and Kate Upton are not pure Nordics, Upton especially so. Elin Nordegren, say, is more of the Nordic type. So I'd say you're painting with far too broad a brush, what you refer to as Northern European is not exactly that. Scandinavians age better than more Southerly Europeans, provided limited sun photo aging.

Also, in Los Angeles routinely the hottest girls out are Swedish. Far out of proportion to their population size at least.

[Excelsior]

(04-04-2014 09:34 PM)Basil Ransom Wrote:  

"The shine I mentioned above that you obtain usually will not last long. Expect it to begin dimming very quickly, as early as 25 in some cases (as evidenced above). It's great while it lasts, but that "while" is quite short."

I was in Denmark and saw some women that looked very good at 40 or so. In fact, compared to say an Italian woman, Nordics have pronounced bone structure that ages well. If they don't get too much sun, and eat well, they continue to look good. At the risk of sounding like a Nazi racial theorist, Gretzky and Kate Upton are not pure Nordics, Upton especially so. Elin Nordegren, say, is more of the Nordic type. So I'd say you're painting with far too broad a brush, what you refer to as Northern European is not exactly that. Scandinavians age better than more Southerly Europeans, provided limited sun photo aging.

Also, in Los Angeles routinely the hottest girls out are Swedish. Far out of proportion to their population size at least.

I should be clearer with my demographic/geographic characterizations here. I said "Northern European", not "Nordic". Definitions of what exactly "Northern Europe" includes vary, but my own version includes the British Isles, the bulk of Russia's populated core, the bulk of Germany, the Netherlands, Belgium, Austria, Poland, The Baltics and Scandinavia, among a few other bits. These are the people I'm talking about.

Nordics and other Northern Europeans do tend to do better when they stay out of the sun. The problem is that this is harder to do when they begin to leave their natural environment (Northern Europe is a notoriously gray place with very few annual sunlight hours relative to most of the planet), as they often do. Expose them to the number of sunlight hours typically seen outside of Northern Europe (ex: North America, Australia, etc), and you'll see a difference. Add to this any sort of proclivity for the art of "tanning", and you'll get problems.

[teh_skeeze]

(04-04-2014 08:14 PM)soup Wrote:  

What do you guys think about this:

I sometimes get grossed out if I meet a girl's dad or knows what he looks like.

Once I've seen or met him, than I can't help but imagine what part of her looks like him and all this shit and it starts to really bug me.

I haven't seen Wayne Gretzky in a while and I'm going to try to avoid seeing a picture of him so I can savor the pic of his daughter here.

Don't look at what I'm about to write...


It's in the mouth.

[soup]

(04-04-2014 10:58 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

(04-04-2014 08:14 PM)soup Wrote:  

What do you guys think about this:

I sometimes get grossed out if I meet a girl's dad or knows what he looks like.

Once I've seen or met him, than I can't help but imagine what part of her looks like him and all this shit and it starts to really bug me.

I haven't seen Wayne Gretzky in a while and I'm going to try to avoid seeing a picture of him so I can savor the pic of his daughter here.

Don't look at what I'm about to write...


It's in the mouth.

[Laurifer]

Quick story time:

Story one:
I walked past her once leaving a hockey game back in '03. Back when Gretsky was still horribly coaching the Phoenix Coyotes.

Story two:
My second cousin (don't know her) is married to a high up at Hockey Canada. One summer at a lake in Ontario he was there with his boat and Paulina Gretsky was on it.

I almost feel like I know her personally bro!!@^

[teh_skeeze]

(04-04-2014 11:18 PM)soup Wrote:  

(04-04-2014 10:58 PM)teh_skeeze Wrote:  

(04-04-2014 08:14 PM)soup Wrote:  

What do you guys think about this:

I sometimes get grossed out if I meet a girl's dad or knows what he looks like.

Once I've seen or met him, than I can't help but imagine what part of her looks like him and all this shit and it starts to really bug me.

I haven't seen Wayne Gretzky in a while and I'm going to try to avoid seeing a picture of him so I can savor the pic of his daughter here.

Don't look at what I'm about to write...


It's in the mouth.

No worries man. I'm sure she inherited some of her father's stick handling skills as well.