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02-06-2014, 03:17 PM
Until she stumbles on the dance floor and crushes to death two hotties.
Looks like an elephant having a seizure.
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02-06-2014, 03:20 PM
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02-06-2014, 03:21 PM
That's funniest thing I've seen in the last couple of days. Thank you.
It can't be real. This has got to be satire.
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02-06-2014, 03:24 PM
Is it possible to accomplish things while obese? Yes, sure it is. But why not exhibit a little willpower to lose the weight, then accomplish even more?
She looks terrible, despite learning the moves for this routine. And notice she collapses into a heap from utter exhaustion at the end of the video, while her fit-looking dance partner barely appears to have worked up a sweat. What took a mere 10% of his reserves, required nearly 100% of the fat woman's.
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02-06-2014, 03:24 PM
Just based on seeing that, it's clear that America has a lot of something other than talent.
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02-06-2014, 03:26 PM
She looks exhausted and out of breath by the five second mark. Is the video spliced because she had to take a break each time?
Was hilarious though, in a PT Barnum sort of way.
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02-06-2014, 03:31 PM
That video proves beyond any doubt that size does, in fact, matter.
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02-06-2014, 03:36 PM
I was hoping that this thread would be about a midget performing an amazing R&B dance or something.
My expectations were brutally crushed.
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02-06-2014, 03:37 PM
^^ I noticed the splices too and thought the same thing.
Compare her movements to the skinny male dancer: his body responds instantly, the movements look effortless, and he's much more on the beat because of it. She's always lagging slightly behind.
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02-06-2014, 03:44 PM
[size=8pt]"For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.”[/size] [size=7pt] - Romans 8:18[/size]
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02-06-2014, 03:46 PM
Yeah, why are there splices...didn't notice them at first. You telling me fatty can't do the whole dance routine all in one take...but what does it mean?!
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02-06-2014, 03:57 PM
She's actually pretty good. Imagine if she took all that talent and put it into dieting and exercising.
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02-06-2014, 03:59 PM
Damn ...you guys jumped down her throat faster than a deep fried bacon wrapped cupcake.
I thought she was elegant, graceful and full of poise despite her naturally rubenesque physique.
Which you'd have to be a REAL MAN to truly appreciate by the way.
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02-06-2014, 04:04 PM
If a woman ever describes something as 'amazing', it isn't.
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02-06-2014, 05:32 PM
That type of dancing is whack anyways.
2/10 would bang but write it off for community service
Nope.
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02-06-2014, 05:58 PM
Hahaha at tuth's .gif
I watched that Americas got talent clip and the whole time I'm thinking about how many normal sized bikinis could be made from that giant one she is wearing. Also she is wearing some kind of elastic support structure underneath. That a lot of dense fat she's carrying around.
Why does she need that? Why, god, why?