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03-08-2016, 06:26 PM
Not so much something said, but an action. This chick invites me over to her place and I bring a bottle of wine to set the mood. As I go in, I see her and her boyfriend there. She hugs him goodbye and he looks at me then leaves not even questioning why another man is in his girlfriend's apartment.
I proceed to bang her out in the next 10 minutes after a smoke and a glass of wine. Surprised that there are guys this spineless out there.
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03-08-2016, 08:33 PM
I got this one over the weekend!
via text:
"You left a bruise! Don't worry about though. If anyone asks I'll just say I banged into something."
"that's pretty much the truth"
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04-03-2016, 06:21 AM
Today I'm surfing Tinder and the main picture was bad so I click on the profile and I read "gag reflex as absent as my father figure".
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04-03-2016, 11:09 AM
A girl I know points to a guy at the other end of the bar and says "That guy gave me an STD twice last last year....I love him"
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06-09-2016, 11:50 AM
"Yeah sure, I'm married now....
....but I could be a widow in the future."
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06-09-2016, 12:56 PM
Quote: (03-08-2016 06:26 PM)Comte De St. Germain Wrote:
Not so much something said, but an action. This chick invites me over to her place and I bring a bottle of wine to set the mood. As I go in, I see her and her boyfriend there. She hugs him goodbye and he looks at me then leaves not even questioning why another man is in his girlfriend's apartment.
I proceed to bang her out in the next 10 minutes after a smoke and a glass of wine. Surprised that there are guys this spineless out there.
A man is only as faithful as his options-Chris Rock
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06-09-2016, 03:57 PM
Is it me or do you guys not feel totally queasy and disgusted when you hear these stories of what other women do to men or what men allow (the cuckold topics)?
I'm sickened and simultaneously relieved (personally) because on some level, I realize that if I feel that way, I've maintained some sort of normalcy in my life = existentially I realize just how disgusting and unnatural that scenario is for any party involved.
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06-10-2016, 10:03 PM
Last night takes the cake. I'm back in Australia visiting family and I'm waiting nearby a local KFC at around 9:30pm for a taxi. Suddenly I hear a group of three drunk women, presumably early 30's burst out of the KFC. All repulsive. Five at best. One a gigantic land whale.
Eventually they approach and initiate conversation. They are real housing commission types [American hillbilly equivalent]. Each sentence contains at least two fucks and a cunt. As they continue to ramble, one says she has [And I quote] " A real tight vag". I almost dry reach. At the same time, the land whale is vomiting in the background.
Moments later, the third girl chimes in and asks to: "Get her boxed smashed round the back [Of the KFC]". She proceeds to tell me she works in child care and that her husband… Yes, her husband has a 'small cock'.
So over the course of the next two minutes the whale continues to vomit while the 'child care' worker and the 'real tight vag' try to convince me to plow them. Meanwhile I am almost vomiting, mentally praying to Jesus, Ghanesh, Buddha, and just about anyone who will listen to save me from this nightmare.
Eventually my prayers are answered. A taxi arrives and I proceed home thinking about rainbows and unicorns.
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06-10-2016, 10:40 PM
I enjoyed the Mad Maxx movies from back in the day as much as the next guy, but the more I read about it, the more Australia does actually seem like a post-apocalyptic wasteland of male-female relations.
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12-06-2016, 01:24 AM
(Exasperated - like I was a dumbass) Did I TELL you to take your finger out of my ass?
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12-06-2016, 02:09 AM
"I'm just using him for the money" My Ex said about her new boyfriend.
I know worst things are being said in this world, but this is what I have personally witnessed.
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12-06-2016, 03:34 AM
"I lost my virginty to a guy I met off tumblr. Once."
"My friend told him that I wanted to hook up. I didn't he did. Did it anyway"
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12-06-2016, 06:41 AM
"I'm done with these players, I need a bill payer."
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12-06-2016, 08:45 AM
I do wonder if there's any girls who ever keep to that word..
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12-06-2016, 12:13 PM
"Don't hit me that lightly ever again."
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12-07-2016, 09:16 AM
First hour in my room
"Don't think I'm sleeping with you, I'm not a slut"
After the Hennessy I ask what's your favorite position.
She responds
"I like taking Bach shots" lmfao
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12-07-2016, 09:17 AM
First hour in my room
"Don't think I'm sleeping with you, I'm not a slut"
After the Hennessy I ask what's your favorite position.
She responds
"I like taking Bach shots" lmfao