[The Lizard of Oz]

(11-07-2013 11:34 AM)Sawyer Wrote:  

truth will always be a douchebag

LOL! Excellent, is that from Proverbs? If not is should be...

By the way. If you want to enjoy the bitter hatred and envy of hipsters and betas of all stripes for "douchebags", look no further than this site:

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

[thegmanifesto]

Another thing to consider:

Has the forum evolved from more hipster to more douchebag over time?

When it first started it most mostly backpackers and hostal dwellers.

Roosh might have even been called a hipster in those days because of his hair etc.

Now we are a bunch of Muscle Heads, Protein Shake drinkers, Triangle Choke Holders and V-neck wearers.

(Try to find a thread on Squating till you puke before a year or two ago?)

Even Roosh is a big advocate of lifting heavy and often, Custom Suits and staying in flashy apartments in the city center.

I have no proof, but after he sold a million books and counting (do the math $9 x 1,000,000), I suspect he is loading up on multiple tables with Champagne and Caviar in The Ukraine.

Are we all becoming more douchebag?

Is that the trend?

Is there any stopping it?

Are we going to all start bringing back Ed Hardy?

Just the updated V-Neck version?

Thoughts?

[Aliblahba]

I'm really a Rooshster.


TOP THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!

[michelin]

(11-07-2013 11:53 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(11-07-2013 11:43 AM)michelin Wrote:  

douchebag. I'm too stingy to become a hipster anyways

I thought hipsters were more stingy than douchebags?

True. But then, I'm not your average douchebag. Some hipsters do spend a lot on their crappy gadgets or hairstyle, just to look different every week.

[Tigre]

(11-07-2013 11:53 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Ha.

El Mech voted for hipster.

Yeah, but he was voting ironically.

Wait...

[thegmanifesto]

(11-07-2013 12:50 PM)Tigre Wrote:  

(11-07-2013 11:53 AM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

Ha.

El Mech voted for hipster.

Yeah, but he was voting ironically.

Wait...

Come to think about it, being a Mechanic is kind of Hipster...

[vinman]

I fall in the "Douche bag Motherfucker" camp.

[soup]

Can black guys be douchebags? I've never heard a girl call a black guy a diuche bag. I've heard girls call black guys assholes. I have heard the term blipster to describe black hipsters.

This all sounds like white people problems.

[el mechanico]

Quote:

being a Mechanic is kind of Hipster

How's that? To do this job you need to work. All the hipsterish people that come through here don't pay their own bills. I even worked on a juggalos car the other day who's mom called and payed his tab after it sat here for a week because he didn't know what to do (300$) lol

The last hipster I called and told him how much his bill would be and he said "yeah, thats fine umm let me tell the person who's actually going to like pay for it and I'll call you back" these "kids" are in their fucking 30s!!!

Losers.

Edit: yeah bike mechanics are hipsters assholes

[thegmanifesto]

(11-07-2013 01:00 PM)soup Wrote:  

Can black guys be douchebags? I've never heard a girl call a black guy a diuche bag. I've heard girls call black guys assholes. I have heard the term blipster to describe black hipsters.

This all sounds like white people problems.

Yes and Yes.

Black Douchebag:



Black Hipsters:

(11-07-2013 01:03 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote:

being a Mechanic is kind of Hipster

How's that? To do this job you need to work. All the hipsterish people that come through here don't pay their own bills. I even worked on a juggalos car the other day who's mom called and payed his tab after it sat here for a week because he didn't know what to do (300$) lol

The last hipster I called and told him how much his bill would be and he said "yeah, thats fine umm let me tell the person who's actually going to like pay for it and I'll call you back" these "kids" are in their fucking 30s!!!

Losers.

Edit: yeah bike mechanics are hipsters assholes

Wait, what is a "juggalos"?

A juggling hipster?

[Enigma]

(11-07-2013 01:03 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  

(11-07-2013 01:03 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  

Quote:

being a Mechanic is kind of Hipster

How's that? To do this job you need to work. All the hipsterish people that come through here don't pay their own bills. I even worked on a juggalos car the other day who's mom called and payed his tab after it sat here for a week because he didn't know what to do (300$) lol

The last hipster I called and told him how much his bill would be and he said "yeah, thats fine umm let me tell the person who's actually going to like pay for it and I'll call you back" these "kids" are in their fucking 30s!!!

Losers.

Edit: yeah bike mechanics are hipsters assholes

Wait, what is a "juggalos"?

A juggling hipster?

You don't want to know.

[Kickb]

Those are ICP(insane clown possy) followers

That's the only song I've heard from them

[Aliblahba]

Emech was working on hipster cars before it was cool


   

[defguy]

lol this thread is worthless. Didnt this form used to embrace noncomformist ways at one point? After all swallowing the red pill is pretty darned unconventional in the first place. Roosh would still be classed hipster for his minimalist approach to life and noncomformist ways. Im a hippy, straight up minimalist, even have the long hair which chicks dig, and was once but no longer diehard about organic foods (due to the ability to wash pesticides off of your produce ie "Fit Fruit & Vegetable Wash.") But I wear the vnecks and take supplements and hit the gym like my life depends on it as well. Used to do MMA, jiu jitsu and wrestling.

Rejecting the status quo to improve my life and then sharing that with others so they too can improve their lives is neither hipster or douchebag. We need to embrace it.

[thegmanifesto]

(11-07-2013 01:18 PM)defguy Wrote:  

lol this thread is worthless. Didnt this form used to embrace noncomformist ways at one point? After all swallowing the red pill is pretty darned unconventional in the first place. Roosh would still be classed hipster for his minimalist approach to life and noncomformist ways. Im a hippy, straight up minimalist, even have the long hair which chicks dig, and was once but no longer diehard about organic foods (due to the ability to wash pesticides off of your produce ie "Fit Fruit & Vegetable Wash.") But I wear the vnecks and take supplements and hit the gym like my life depends on it as well. Used to do MMA, jiu jitsu and wrestling.

Rejecting the status quo to improve my life and then sharing that with others so they too can improve their lives is neither hipster or douchebag. We need to embrace it.

Part of "rejecting the status quo" and "improving ones life" is taking a little time to have fun, crack jokes and laugh a little.

Don't take "the red pill" so serious.

That piece of advice will get you further than any E-book on Game.

[j r]

Far from worthless, this thread is hee-larious.

[MikeCF]

(11-07-2013 01:18 PM)defguy Wrote:  

lol this thread is worthless. Didnt this form used to embrace noncomformist ways at one point? After all swallowing the red pill is pretty darned unconventional in the first place.

Are you too cool for a little self-depricating humor?

Or do you not realize this thread is basically a joke?

Game tip 1: A little self-depricating humor (especially when you're high enough up there that it doesn't' come off as needy or approval seeking) goes a lot way.

Game tip 2: Being able to "get" jokes helps, too. Generally speaking, don't take everything so literally. Look for subtext. Read some fiction; that will help.

[The Beast1]

If hipsters are douchebags.

And we're all douchebags.

Does that make us hipsters?

[WestCoast]

What is a neutral playing field for a hipster vs. d-bag game off?

Beach = d-bag. Dive bar with pbrs and no one showering = hipster.

How about a d-bag and a hipster walk into a high end wine bar? D-bag has to wear an affliction t-shirt, hipster skinny jeans. Who wins?

[Basil Ransom]

Hipster. Hipster poseur.

I bang hipsters. I rarely bang the female equivalent of the douchebag. Douchebag girls like pro sports, I can't stand that. I'll take short hair over a football jersey on a chick.

It's way easier to outgame male hipsters than male douchebags.

Having any eccentric style automatically puts you in the hipster category.

And lifting weight just makes you a better looking hipster with much more of a 'crossover' appeal. A swole hipster is novel and intriguing, a swole douchebag is a walking stereotype, a run of the mill meathead that will be written off as one dimensional by non douchebags.

People think being skinny is essential to being hipster - that's the dumbest shit ever. If you're otherwise cool, muscle will do nothing to hurt your stock among hipsters, at least among the chicks. People who say otherwise either have no muscle or no hipster pussy to their name.

[thegmanifesto]

(11-07-2013 02:10 PM)basilransom Wrote:  

Hipster. Hipster poseur.

I bang hipsters. I rarely bang the female equivalent of the douchebag. Douchebag girls like pro sports, I can't stand that. I'll take short hair over a football jersey on a chick.

It's way easier to outgame male hipsters than male douchebags.

Having any eccentric style automatically puts you in the hipster category.

And lifting weight just makes you a better looking hipster with much more of a 'crossover' appeal. A swole hipster is novel and intriguing, a swole douchebag is a walking stereotype, a run of the mill meathead that will be written off as one dimensional by non douchebags.

What about a Skinny Douchebag?

Could that be Next Level Game?

[Basil Ransom]

G, the skinny douchebag is possibly the worst hybrid ever. Immediately gets slotted into the friend zone.

Here's your Never Be A Skinny Douchebag Public Service Announcement.

Case in point: Tiny Tool, the skinny puny douchebag on the TV show Tool Academy



That chick is beat as hell, the ugliest by far on the show.

[Idlenations]

We are all a bunch of bastards, and that is what makes this place great.

[portofmanteau]

I'm a hipster, and I think WestCoast's litmus test is solid - you will know them by the company they keep. Hipsters definitely work out, drink protein shakes, and take martial arts classes nowadays, though. I think I even saw a video here at one point about boxing gyms in NY being overrun by hipsters.

[RexImperator]

(11-07-2013 03:02 PM)portofmanteau Wrote:  

I'm a hipster, and I think WestCoast's litmus test is solid - you will know them by the company they keep. Hipsters definitely work out, drink protein shakes, and take martial arts classes nowadays, though. I think I even saw a video here at one point about boxing gyms in NY being overrun by hipsters.

I can totally see that...It must be something like this: