That Askmen article, in arguing why a a man shouldn't buy a Rolex, actually presents several very good arguments why a man who is interested in getting laid a lot by hot girls
should buy a Rolex
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Rolex movements are over-hyped
First, the movement quality of your run-of-the-mill Rolex is nothing special. In fact, many much more affordable Swiss watches use movements that keep time just as well. To add insult to injury, there are even some Chinese, Japanese and Russian movements that are just as — if not more — accurate as a standard Rolex movement.
Over-hyped= well known to the general public who have the impression Rolex watches are high quality and expensive
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Rolex watches look stale
Rolex’s designs are stale. This brand hasn’t released a truly new model in over a decade, and the majority of the watches it makes today are exact duplicates of the watches it made half a century ago. In fact, the biggest innovation it has made in recent years is a new metal called “Rolesor,” which is heavily advertised as a great new substance for watchmaking. Guess what; it’s just steel and gold.
Stale= the Rolex look is firmly in the public mind and easily identifiable from a distance to a girl who likes to open her legs to guys with money
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Rolex stories are nothing but a myth
All those stories you hear about Rolexes being chosen as the watch for great adventures are only half true. For example, Rolex claims Sir Edmund Hillary wore an Explorer when he scaled the summit of Mount Everest for the first time. This is not the case. In fact, he only carried the Explorer until he reached the summit and then put on a watch from a small British company called Smiths. Hillary even wrote a signed letter endorsement to Smiths stating: “I carried your watch to the summit and it worked perfectly.” Rolex also submitted a watch to NASA in the early ‘60s to be considered for use in the moon missions. We all know how that turned out.
Myths= Rolex is associated in the public mind with masculine glamour, wealth and adventure. Not detrimental in the least to the wearer
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Rolex watches are for seniors or rappers
It is rare for a brand to be considered both stodgy and lame and ghetto fabulous at the very same time, yet Rolex has done it. If you ask one person on the street what they think of Rolex, they’ll tell you their elderly grandfather wears one in between rounds of golf and his daily 2 p.m. nap. If you ask another, they’ll tell you the only people that wear Rolexes are athletes and rappers. So which are you, a sleepy 85-year-old bald man or an 18-year-old athlete from the hood trying to prove his worth to the world?
I totally disagree with this and wonder who the author talked to; sounds like he just made up some bullshit to support his argument. Rolex is actually associated with douchy guys who have some money and like to show off; i.e. the type of guys hot girls like.
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Rolex watches are for posers
If you are not one of the two groups mentioned above, wearing a Rolex oozes desperation. Yes, a Rolex is the most recognizable watch on the planet — now is that supposed to be a good thing? Young men that don a Rolex are perceived as self-absorbed, insecure and image-obsessed by those around them. Essentially, you just look like a douche. Be confident enough in yourself and in your sense of style that you don’t need to be wearing a veritable calling card of the nouveau riche.
Wait one-doesn't this argument directly contradict the one above? Yes, it does. Being recognizable as a sign of wealth
is a good thing for a man trying to get laid by hot girls, who aren't known for their refined appreciation of understated gentlemanly elegance.
The douches and nouveau riche guys are the guys getting laid a lot by these girls, who don't know the difference between a Fossil and a Breitling.
Tailgunner, i don't think we are disagreeing so much as talking about two different matters
You're talking about owning a watch as an appreciation of a fine timepiece
I'm talking about owning a watch as a method of getting hot ass fast