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Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"
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Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

04-08-2016, 07:08 PM
Quote: (12-05-2013 02:50 AM)Valhalla Wrote:  

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

lol Mitch Hedberg's golden lines
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Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

04-08-2016, 07:08 PM
Love is like the stock market, in order to avoid any crashes you must diversify your portfolio
“It is impossible to overlook the extent to which civilization is built up upon a renunciation of instinct....” - Sigmund Freud

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#78

Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

04-08-2016, 10:16 PM
"It keeps things simple."
The truth is like a lion; you don't have to defend it. Let it loose and it will defend itself.
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Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

04-14-2016, 11:52 AM
"Because my dick is too big." or "My wife won’t let me [Image: sad.gif]"

Credit to Cajun.
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Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

04-14-2016, 12:10 PM
If you can pull it off just right, you could say, "my penis is too big, no girl stays with me too long."


Edit: I posted before I saw this.

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Quote: (04-14-2016 11:52 AM)Setzer Wrote:  

"Because my dick is too big." or "My wife won’t let me [Image: sad.gif]"

Credit to Cajun.
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Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

04-14-2016, 02:53 PM
Quote: (09-15-2013 12:42 PM)Statsi Wrote:  

I've always said 'I was together with my last girlfriend for 5 years, we broke up 6 months ago and I've just been enjoying meeting new people since then' seems to work.

That is what I have been saying too. Literally word in word [Image: biggrin.gif] The thing is that is complete truth, and it never even crossed my mind this question is a shit test...
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Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

04-15-2016, 05:07 AM
I always say, "no woman no cry" - this really works well most of the time.
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Shit test I can't pass "Why don't you have a gf?"

04-18-2016, 04:06 PM
Any other time I haven't been in a relationship, I've told whoever asked that I'm really busy with my school work or work. I've never had a problem.
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