Quote: (08-27-2013 09:24 AM)Nolecbo Wrote:
Once again, The Onion knocks it out of the park...
Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning
By Meredith Artley, Managing Editor Of CNN.Com
http://www.theonion.com/articles/let-me-...was,33632/
"...as managing editor of CNN.com, I want our readers to know this: All you are to us, and all you will ever be to us, are eyeballs. The more eyeballs on our content, the more cash we can ask for. Period. And if we’re able to get more eyeballs, that means I’ve done my job, which gets me congratulations from my bosses, which encourages me to put up even more stupid bullshit on the homepage."
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